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Sardars Jokes!
Topic Started: Feb 22 2004, 04:32 PM (145 Views)
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Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office


Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode.Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife
askes Why are you doing this?

Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly


What is the full form of singh:
S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai.

Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga- mita dunga- mita dunga.
Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga.


Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.


Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha kya?
Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."

Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge....think.............
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"


Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.


Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
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