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Funny..duh!
Topic Started: Feb 15 2004, 04:20 PM (133 Views)
Chocolate Girl
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1:- Mere marnee ke baad mere dosto
Yun ansoo na bahana ager yaad aye
Tu seedha uper chalee anaa. :small laugh:

2:- The night was dark,the moon was high
I stopped my car,you wondered why?
I leant so close,you felt shy
I uttered those three words
I......La.....PUNTURE!!!! :small laugh:

3:- You are 100% beautiful
You are 100% lucky
You are 100% sweet
You are 100% nice
& You are 100% stupid
!! to believe these words !! :small laugh:

4:- When you feel sad
To cheer up just go to the mirror
& say"Damn i am really so cute"
You will overcome your sadness
But don't make this habbit
Cause liars go to hell. :cheeky:

5:- Wife:- I wish i was a newspaper
so I'd be in your hands all day
Husband:- I too wish that you were a
newspaper so i could have a
new one everyday..! :sleeping:
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:D
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lol.. Thanks for reply :)
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