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VANILLA PUDDING
Topic Started: Sep 13 2003, 04:29 PM (120 Views)
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Vanilla Pudding

Excerpted from an article
which
appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once
inside
the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the
security
system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to
find one
or
two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to
see
hundreds
of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the
first
safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of
vanilla
pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber
said,
"At
least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second
safe, and
it
also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.

The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not
find one
pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the
safes
contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers
made a
quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy,
uncomfortably full
stomach.

The newspaper headline read:

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...


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