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Annoying Boy on Bus
Topic Started: Jul 27 2003, 05:00 AM (213 Views)
desi_rani
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Annoying Boy on Bus

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

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lmao :D
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:o OMG
LMAO :lol:
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hehe thanks :D
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lolz :lol:
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