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qoutes/jokes/interesting stories to share?; :D
Topic Started: Nov 10 2009, 09:22 AM (43 Views)
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hey, share some jokes or quotes? why don't ya? :D
since I started this post..
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AMO: hoy, Inday! why did you burned my food??!

INDAY: heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus effect of the best conductor of heat which is the steel, causing the oriza sativa to change it's state of color, smell as well as taste.

AMO:In other words, you didn't apply your knowledge about heat conductors and left the oriza sativa to burn! ha! you thought I'd get nosebleed.. eh?! I studied VERY well! so bring it on! >:D

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Msgs frm God:

-Pls don't drink and drive. Your not ready to meet me yet.
-If you miss the sunrise I made for you today, I'll make another one tomorrow.
-How can you possibly be a self-made man> I specifically recall creating you.
-If you think Mona Lisa is stunning, you should look at my masterpeice in the mirror.

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Juan on game show..

Host: What's the chemical symbol for water?
Juan: HLJKLMNO
Host: what? who told you that?
Juan: err, My teacher said it's H to O. ._.?

corneh!
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I guess that's enough for now xD..
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"You have to believe in geez or else gosh will darn you to heck" ?

lol
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My doctor...

He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he realized
she was Chinese.

Another time a man came running in the office and yelled, "Doctor, my son
just swallowed a roll of film." The doctor calmly replied, "Let's just wait
and see what develops."

When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, he told me to stop going
to those places.

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And now for a bit of history...

One of the biggest events in English history is the 1066 Battle of Hastings, where William the Conqueror, Duke of Normandy, defeated the Saxon Harald Godwinsson and claimed the throne of England. When the Conqueror first landed in England at Pevensey Bay (A few days before the battle, I believe), he jumped off the boat, and landed flat on his face.

Turning this misfortune into a good portent, he turned back to his men, held out his arms, and cried, "Look, men! I have taken England with both my arms!"

And now for something completely different...
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suzumebachi
Nov 10 2009, 08:52 PM
"You have to believe in geez or else gosh will darn you to heck" ?

lol

lol!

xD
There's this contest of having the most children in the family. There were three Nation, one American, Japanese and Filipino.

American wife walked on the stage with 15 children, the audience clap.
Then the Japanese came with 30 children, the audience clapped also.

Last is a Filipina, but came in alone.
Suddenly, all the audience shouted...

"GO MOM!"
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Girl: I want to have a simple wedding on a white beach Island! How about Boracay or Palawan? that'd be nice.. although it's hard, some of our relatives might not able to make it, I think Batangas or Zambales will do.. How about you? at what place do you want to get married?

Boy: beside you :)

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Some of you might know this..

A nurse is on the elevator, going 5th floor, together with a girl going to the 3rd floor. While the elevator's going up, the door suddenly open. Along the hallway, they saw a boy running towards the elevator as if he's going in the elevator. The nurse immediately close the elevator. The girl got curious and she asked the nurse.

Girl: Why did you do that?
Nurse: I know him.. He's one of the patient who died yesterday. Saw that red tag on his wrist? Red tags are put on dead patients.

The girl raise her wrist and said..
...

Girl: Like this??
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do-ne xD
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Nov 11 2009, 12:51 AM
My doctor...

He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he realized
she was Chinese.

Another time a man came running in the office and yelled, "Doctor, my son
just swallowed a roll of film." The doctor calmly replied, "Let's just wait
and see what develops."

When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, he told me to stop going
to those places.

-----------------------

And now for a bit of history...

One of the biggest events in English history is the 1066 Battle of Hastings, where William the Conqueror, Duke of Normandy, defeated the Saxon Harald Godwinsson and claimed the throne of England. When the Conqueror first landed in England at Pevensey Bay (A few days before the battle, I believe), he jumped off the boat, and landed flat on his face.

Turning this misfortune into a good portent, he turned back to his men, held out his arms, and cried, "Look, men! I have taken England with both my arms!"

And now for something completely different...

lol! is he even a doctor?? O__o?

Lumberjack xD
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Someone asked me if what I was eating was pork rinds. I looked at the food for a moment, then told the person no. I was eating sembe. :o Why did I have to check, before answering her question? *facepalm*
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