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| The Gala Mid-Winter Adventure and Ball; in The Serene Catdom of Claw the Cat | |
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| NewTexas | Jan 16 2008, 05:12 PM Post #61 |
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[align=center]![]() The Royal Exterminator[/align] A most eerie sight entered Claw Castle, for it was none other than SnyperKitty, The Royal Exterminator, amongst other things. Most kitties in the Catdom feared or at least steered way clear of SnyperKitty due to the his silent, seldom-seen, secretive nature. It had long been rumored that SnyperKitty was in charge of the Catdom's Secret Police. However, no one in the Catdom was exactly sure if there truly was a "Secret Police"; it was that secret. SnyperKitty was a renowned marksman with a wide variety of weapons including the sniper crossbow, the compound bow, the longbow, the blowgun and the highly magical, incredibly powerful BFG5000 (which does, in fact, take great skill to get kill counts in the triple digits) of which the Catdom only possessed one. This most versatile "resource" was frequently out of the region on special missions for The Queen or the armed forces. SnyperKitty was the perfect enigma. He could be at once charming and terrifying. He was the cat's cat. Foreign dignitaries knew SnyperKitty by a half dozen different names and the gamblers of Monte Carlo knew him by another half dozen names as well. He was a cat of many colors. The title "Royal Exterminator" is one he chuckled at every time he heard it. Many, many years ago while entertaining delegates from another feline Catdom, he, Claw and one of the many and various "KingKitty"s had been up way too late one night drinking. After everyone had left, SnyperKitty asked The Queen what position he was going to have within the Catdom. Just then a mouse made the unfortunate decision to scurry across the royal banquet table where SnyperKitty and Claw were seated. SnyperKitty deftly plucked a whisker from his lip, stuck it in the straw he had ben using to stir his drink and blew a mighty blow. The Queen would never have believed it if she hadn't seen it with her own two eyes. SnyperKitty somehow not only hit the mouse, but used so much force that the rodent was pinned to the table, pierced though the heart, dead before it even knew to stop twitching its whiskers. Both Claw and SnyperKitty laughed long and hard. As SnyperKitty was about to make his exit for the evening, again he asked his old friend Queen Claw what he could "do" for the Catdom. The Queen thought for a minute, almost appearing to doze off. The mouse twitched its final twitch and Claw laughed. "Aha", The Queen exclaimed in a moment of mischievous drunkenness, "Be it known that I dub thee, SnyperKitty, The Royal Exterminator". The two of them had a grand old laugh again and thus the title stuck, though very few had actually seen the "exterminator" perform his "duties". This day, SnyperKitty purred a little tune from one of his favorite movies, "Three Days of the Cougar". With no one daring bar his way, SnyperKitty strolled all the way to The Queen's Chambers unchallenged. "'Something' in the secret passages, eh? This shall be fun.", thought the lean, mean, cool-as-a-cucumber cat. "Better check in with Claw first." [align=center] [/align] |
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| F799 | Jan 16 2008, 05:52 PM Post #62 |
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From his position just outside the ballroom Ali gave a small smirk, he was fairly sure where this vicious kitty was going, and what it was going to take care of. Perhaps they require warning Ali thought to himself. sighing ever so slightly he stepped behind a nearby suit of armor, and after making sure that no-one could see him. . . .
out of the air behind the trio of now in danger explorers Ali's voice hissed; "RUN! Your lives are in peril! Flee before you are accidentally hurt!" and with that the voice went silent and was no more Then Ali stepped out from behind the armor and resumed his position at the entereance to the hall, nodding his greeting to all who passed. |
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| Sweet Furry Kittens | Jan 16 2008, 07:09 PM Post #63 |
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*Hearing the voice of ali and knowing her mother the way she did she could pretty well guess who was on their way. Princess Kitten smiled to herself as it had been years since she laid eyes on him who was to come. She could remember when in private times he would plays games with her, knowing her parentage and knowing that she would need the training he was giving her in the form of games to help her in her destanie. but still she had better take the others back before someone got hurt. leading her small party back the way they came she showed them the secrete door to the grand ball room. Wondering what the exterminator would do she decided to return alone to the passages and see what would happen* |
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| NewTexas | Jan 21 2008, 12:26 PM Post #64 |
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[align=center]![]() A Random Encounter in The Secret Passage[/align] SnyperKitty, The Royal Exterminator, having just finished meeting with Queen Claw the Cat, was beaming ear-to-ear as he strolled behind her royal bed to enter the secret passages of Claw Castle. He survey the area quickly and determined no one had made it this far in their travels, but there was definitely "someone" in the passages and he suspected he knew who. He pounced off down the passages, racing up stairs and down halls bearely large enough for him to pass. As he made his way around a corner, he stopped, for he could see a light just up ahead. His keen cat senses were tingling. Although it had been ages since he had been in these halls, he remembered the small room up ahead. It was "her" secret hiding place. "She" would often come to hide or play there when her siblings played too rough. Many times she was hoarse from being "all hissed out". "Hiya Sweet Furry Kittens!", SnyperKitty said nonchalantly to the Princess. "Long time no see. You here about the rain and those dogs? Good, somebody better get on it. Have you seen your mother yet? No? Well, let's go. She's waiting and you know how she doesn't like to wait.". SnyperKitty then turned to head out with the wayward Princess in tow. "Um, was there a bear with you? Maybe a human too? Just asking, don't want anybody to get lost in here.". And with that, SnyperKitty headed down the corrider, but not the way he came. [align=center] [/align] |
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| Sweet Furry Kittens | Jan 22 2008, 07:51 AM Post #65 |
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Looking around the little room Princess Kitten smiled remembering all the times she use to come here to get away from her siblings and to just be alone. Only one other knew of this room. At the sound of SKs voice Princess Kitten turned and looked gravely at him knowing that he was going to bring her to her mother and she didn't really look forward to that meeting. But she was not going to be hauled there like a common alley cat either so pulling her little paw out of his grip the princess pulled herself up to her full height and with dignity said..... I shall not be brought before the Queen like a common alley cat, I shall go as the Princess that I am. You do not have to worry I will follow you. *suddenly grinning she looks up at SK* And its good to see you again old friend. |
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