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Terrorism in Texas!!
Topic Started: Nov 18 2006, 04:51 PM (321 Views)
F799
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Pharaoh Nimajne
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"recently a wave of cyber terrorism has swept across the region of Texas. It has left none unaffected. Those of us here aboard F799 have even been affected" states a disgruntled Captain Ben over a radio interview with Texas News.

"Captain Ben: who do you believe to be responsible for these attacks?"

well mate I be thinkin that since we ain't been the only region affected, a fair few of our allies got it too, that them darn raiders are gettin smarter! they can't take us over when we're at full force so they go and hit us in the backside. Why I shoulda been ready fer it, but them danged raiders they be a sneaky bunch and..."

"Captain Ben: do you have any planned courses of action agains tthis unpresedented attack against our and our ally's reagions?"

"Why course I do! 'n speaking of which... Jones!! get the cannons ready we've got some pirate huntin' to do!! Love te stay 'n chat sir but we best be sailin' wit de tide! after all we've got some scaliwags te punish!!"

"There you have it folks, Captain Ben and his crew are setting out to bring punishment to these evildoers, anybody having information relating to the location of these unknown attackers please report it to your local government. Maybe, with any luck, the F799 and her formidable crew will catch these attacks and bring them to justice within the month. Stay posted"
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Green-ville
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E-vic, if this isn't news, I have no idea what is!
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F799
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Pharaoh Nimajne
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"Arr be this thing workin...?" (sounds of pounding on a microphone)

"ahh yes thank ye lad, 'n extra rum ration fer ye tonight
'n k now (clears throat) My good people a Texas after sailin' round the world lootin, pillagin, 'n err... I mean plantin' flowers 'n kisssin' babies we have discovered that the culprit of this attack upon our fine nation be none other than..*sounds of scuffling papers* no give me that, what! I can't read this, write it again *pause*
none other than Yertanistan!!
what? he's dead ye say? well why'n didn't ye tell me that before I read it te the world! than who was it? oh wrong side a de paper I see, now no more tricks outta you mister or I'll have ye fed to the sharks.
What? we don't have no sharks? fine then I'll feed ye to the gators.
No gators niether? well what do we got?
oh ok then. I'll be feedin' ya to the walrus we got out back if ye be trickin me again.

ok folks here it is the culprit of this attack is none other than....what? what is that? (sounds of people running all over deck) what waaaa!!! *splash*

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Gaussiny
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"That was the feed today from F799. Sadly there has been no further information from the great nation. Again, we hope for the best. Stay tuned to Gaussiny's one and only channel 42 for updates on the situation. This is Arthur Dent aboard the WarCarrier Bistromath, signing off".
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F799
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"sorry bout the delay folks, but we here in F799 are gonna have te call our ;vestigation to a halt fer now. don't worry ye be in no imminent danger. Just bein's that it's fina;s week 'n such we gotta focus a wee bit more. Also me math prof has went missin! (no joke! he up and disapeared) so seein's I'm in Nebraska 'n most a ya arr 'n Texas, it may not do much good but keep yer eyes 'n ears open fer a DR. Steven Haataja (ha-ta-ya) 'n it'd much appreciated. maybe de smae terrorist's got im too! who knows!!
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