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Real Redneck Test
Topic Started: Apr 19 2005, 08:31 PM (168 Views)
Greenspoint
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This test really can't be cheated on... either you know the answers or you don't. Yankees may score a 2 or 3, whereas the natives typically score around 20+. If you score over 50, you should be living in a trailer park with the Trans Am up on blocks.

Score 3 points per correct answer. You're given 1 point to start.
Answers will follow at a later date. :)

1. How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?
2. What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars?
3. Bill Dance is good at what?
4. What university does Bill Dance root for?
5. Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football?
6. After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what?
7. In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?
8. A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language?
9. What is a chigger?
10. What is scrapple?
11. Where is "The Redneck Riviera"?
12. What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees?
13. What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury,_______________.
14. What's the common name for a bowfin?
15. If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?
16. Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"?
17. What are grits made out of?
18. Who was nicknamed "The Bear"
19. Why is the Blue Ridge blue?
20. What did The Baldwin Sisters make?
21. Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?
22. What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand Ol' Opry"?
23. Where would you find Vidalia County?
24. What sport requires 3 legs and a rope?
25. What instrument did Bill Monroe play? (typically)
26. How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers)
27. When you argue with a fool, what is he doing?
28. What is a scuppernong?
29. Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?
30. Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"?
31. What color is a John Deere?
32. What do you call the offspring of a mule?
33. What will you harvest when you plant "shade"?
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Then we can score ourselves.

<we're gonna do gud!>
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Greenspoint
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I tried using that spoiler tag... it didn't work.. :( Highlight below to see the answers though...

Answers:

1. 7
2. 43, red and blue
3. Fishin'
4. University of Tennessee
5. University of Georgia
6. Hard peanuts
7. 283
8. French
9. A red bug (small parasite)
10. A sausage-like loaf made out of pig parts
11. Panama City, FL
12. Spanish moss
13. Evinrude
14. Mudfish
15. Nothing. A steer has been castrated.
16. Hank Williams
17. Corn
18. Paul Bryant
19. Because of the pollen
20. "The Recipe"
21. Helen
22. WSM
23. Georgia
24. Calf roping
25. Mandolin
26. 5
27. The same thing
28. A wild grape
29. Yes
30. Because that's where the better cuts of meat are. Rich folks live high on the hog.
31. Green
32. Another trick animal husbandry question. Mules are generally sterile.
33. Tobacco
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Aww, only 14 out of 33! Dang and there were a couple we shoulda known too! So what is that, 43 points? Whew! Almost had to move to a trailer park! :lol:

When do this, it does not show up in the preview, but does when you submit (in IE anyway). It is the same thing with the [glow=red,2]Glow tag[/glow] too. Just an FYI.
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I didn't just preview it, I posted it, then deleted it when I saw it wasn't working. Might it be necessary to "spoiler" tag each line separately? I did the entire block of text and it didn't work. Didn't feel like adding the tags to each line though. Damn I'm getting lazy... :cowboy

I surprised myself by knowing 11 of them... much higher than I expected.
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51 Got 17 right and a couple more I almost got. Well, I guess I'll have to make a reservation on the Jerry Springer Show now.... hmmm, no redneck emoticon? This one will have to do till I find a good one. Posted Image
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8 1/2 correct. however in Georgia, South Carolina, and North Carolina boiled peanuts are called something else....
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11 correct, score me a 34 :) And one that I'll argue with until the day I die :p

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El Pat,Apr 23 2005
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11 correct, score me a 34 :) And one that I'll argue with until the day I die :p

Which one? :cowboy
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10 keerect! Makes me a 31! Weeeha y'all!

I always knew I'd make it someday. I once had to correct a professor on the spelling of y'all-he spelled it ya'll. He's a yankee.

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I ain't gotta take this test cause we all know that I'm a redneck. :lol:
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