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| New Templar Embassy Opens; The R. E. Keendom of El Pat is host | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 5 2004, 10:18 PM (422 Views) | |
| The Hedonist Templars | Aug 5 2004, 10:18 PM Post #1 |
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All blessings upon the Hedonist Templar's. A Papal Statement will now be issued "Peace and Holy Ecstasy be upon you and your peoples. On this day a new age of hedonism has emerged. Today we celebrate the opening of the New Hedonist Templar Embasy in El Hamilton, El Pats capital city. The location is downtown, just off the city square, less than a block away from El Pats magnificent capital. All the citizens of El Pat are encouraged to come and visit, Try our fine foods, wines, Exotic Herbs and Drinks. The entertainment is first rate but please leave the kids at home. The Hedonist Temple is an Adult only Embassy. "After all what happens in the temple stays in the temple." Please visit the Gift shop convienently located by all the temple exits. Buy and take Home some fine Templar Cigars, Wines, Aged Shrooms, Tea, Sodas, porn and sex toys. With any 50 Shroom purchase recieve a free Templar Home Pregnancy test. "It works every time!" We look forward to everyones visit This has been a Hedonist Templar Papal Statement As released by the "The Holy Order of the Horny Nude Lap Dancer Peace and Holy Ecstasy be upon you and your peoples. The Most Tantric Spiritual Master, Keeper of the Divine Inseminator Pope Jim the 1st |
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| Supreme Warlord Ryan | Aug 9 2004, 07:08 PM Post #2 |
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this gives me an idea... Pope Jim, please check your telegram box. I wrote to you. |
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| El Pat | Oct 20 2004, 07:07 PM Post #3 |
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El Pat News Network Hamilton, El Pat 20 Oct 2004 1955 hours Chief Pilot Pat addressed the nation today. His statement follows: "Thank you all for coming today to gaze upon my wonderful visage and pay homage to both my government and the government of The Hedonist Templars. The Templar Embassy in El Pat has been a rousing success ever since its introduction way back on 5 August 2004. In fact, it is the number one destination in the country for goods to be purchased! Thousands of people pass through the Templar Embassy daily, admiring the sculpture series of 'The Horny Nude Lap Dancer;' dipping into the exotic herbs and drinks; and sampling the deliciously sinful fine foods and wines. The exhibits are completely arousing, and people are sure to get a rise out of the many fine pieces of art from The Hedonist Templar. We would like to encourage all adults who visit El Pat to drop by The Templar Embassy in downtown Hamilton to make the trip truly memorable. "We would also like to inquire as to whether Pope Jim and The Hedonist Templar would be interested in opening up smaller consulate offices in some of our other major cities, especially Hico and Evant. "We encourage all Texas nations who would like an embassy in El Pat to notify our government, and we will set aside prime land for you. Thank you once again, now go get drunk and party!" Chief Pilot Pat's statement confirmed what we in the press already believed, that the Templar Embassy is one of the largest income producers of El Pat. We thank Pope Jim and the entire country of The Hedonist Templars. ...End.... |
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