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| Tweet Topic Started: May 29 2004, 08:34 PM (251 Views) | |
| killforbob | May 29 2004, 08:34 PM Post #1 |
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Today in killforbob, bob had a party and everyone slept, quite an eventfull day. |
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| killforbob | May 30 2004, 11:22 AM Post #2 |
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Today in the nation of killforbob, there was the 100th revolution, like the rest of them, they all were defeated by bob. So, income tax is up, and there will be an extensive investigation to make sure the perpetrators of a local pyromaniac fesival gone-wrong will get a good spannkning. |
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| killforbob | May 31 2004, 07:48 PM Post #3 |
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Breking news in Killforbob. As many of you know, Killforbob is a colony of the great Empire of Croya. Today, president Ripley himself departed from Flawed System to visit this region. This is President ripley's first ever trip to Texas since asking Killforbob to join it. He is arriving tommorrow and wishes to meet with other leaders of the region. End of transmission. |
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| killforbob | Jun 1 2004, 02:56 PM Post #4 |
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"Good evening, my name is Kathy Ass, I am here at the Killforbob International Airport awaiting the arrival of President Ripley. Wait, I see his jet! He has arrived here in Texas to talk with other leaders of Texas. The Rouge Empire of Coya, which occupies Killforbob, wished to gain a little more contact with the great region of Texas. Here he is." "President Ripley, What do you wish to talk about with the leaders of Texas?" "I wish to discuss the future relations between Flawed System and Texas. whether that be in trade or another degree of co-operation, we shall see. but i do wish that we can create good ties between these regions." "How will this trip affect the opperations of Flawed System?" "Currently, Wimmelsburg is taking brief charge, as the Internal affairs director, of the region." "How long are you planning to stay in Texas?" "I would like to stay for a week or more, if possible. It all matters on the co-opperation I recieve from the rest of Texas." "Thank you president." "It's always a pleasure Kathy." "President Ripley will stay at the Bob House tonight and wishes to visit the nation of NewTexas in order to properly greet Texas. He is still waiting a reply from the leader there before he will leave for NewTexas. That's it for tonights Nightly Crap. I'm Kathy Ass, thank you for watching." |
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| NewTexas | Jun 1 2004, 07:20 PM Post #5 |
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***********For Immediate Release*********** Today Lilly Loo Flores (LLF) of the NewTexas Network News (NNN) is in the nation of Killforbob for a press conference with Big Tex. LLF: "Hola Texans y Tejanos! And Hi Everybody! This is only my second assignment with the NNN, but I will try not to mess up! My big sister Daisy Belle is still at the Rodeo over in Northwest Houston, so I am filling in. This is sooo kewl! I'm on TV again! Wow, I can't believe Big Tex is here! (Wow, he is big!)" Big Tex: "Howdy Lilly Loo!" LLF: "Oh wow! I am here today with The President of NewTexas, Big Tex! Hola Padrino Gran Tej, um, Howdy Mr. President!" Big Tex: "Hello again Lilly Loo. Still a learning the job?" LLF: "Um, yes. Does it show?" Big Tex: "Don't worry about it." LLF: "Why are we here Big Tex?" Big Tex: "Lilly Loo, we're here to greet President Ripley, a visiting dignitary from The Rogue Empire of Croya. Remember?" LLF: "Oh yeah! So what are you going to do?" Big Tex: "Well, first we are going to invite President Ripley to stay at the NewTexas Corporate Headquarters tomorrow. There, we are going to discuss business presumably." LLF: "Wow, This is a long way to come just to invite somebody to spend the night." Big Tex: "Well, we wanted to show our respect." LLF: "Cool! Anything else you would like to say?" Big Tex: "No, other than to say the Texas Defense Forces are on alert. Otherwise, nothing else at this time Lilly Loo." LLF: "Thanks Big Tex! Good Luck Tomorrow! [hugs Big Tex's left boot]" Big Tex: "Thank you Lilly Loo." LLF: "This is Lilly Loo with the NNN signing off from The Bob House in Killforbob!" |
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| killforbob | Jun 1 2004, 08:42 PM Post #6 |
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"Hello everyone, Kathy Ass here again. We just got word of President Ripley accepting Big Tex's invite. Also, it seems as though President Ripley is offering a friendly hand offering a gift of a pair of Croian Armadillos. Since there are only 12 known in existance, this is quite a gift. Officials from the Bob House refused to offer the exact happenings of todays actoins, but all we know is tha President ripley is off to NewTexas!! Tune in later for future stories!" |
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| Germany-Logania | Jun 1 2004, 11:04 PM Post #7 |
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Always keeping busy, aren't we? |
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| killforbob | Jun 2 2004, 01:40 PM Post #8 |
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Indeed, Killforbob is a very exiting place. |
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| killforbob | Jun 7 2004, 05:36 PM Post #9 |
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"Hello and I'm Kathy Ass. I am here in NewTexas to witness the first meeting of BigTex and President Ripley. According to my sources, President Ripley wishes to discuss things with NewTexas on a new thread on either the Flawed System or Texas Forums. He hasn't gotten a reply yet, but when he does, we'll tell ya. Also today, the Croian Soccer League announced its schedule. Unfortunately, Killforbob was unable to send a team this year, but will wait for the first Flawed World Cup to send its top athletes. Also, native Killforbobian, Walter Smith, won gold yesterday at the Flawed Winter Olympics I-Anjs. His event was the men's nordic combined. On another note, the serial killer known as the Hawk was caught yesterday in a giant snowglode over Bob's snowglobe factory. The Hawk had been responsible for 12 deaths spanning 20 years. 'It's been a wild ride,' said police chief Ben Adams, "this guy has puzzled our detectives for quite a time. It is a good thing to see him behind bars' Well that's it for tonight, tune in tommorrow. For Killforbob Night Crap, I'm Kathy Ass, goodnight." |
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| killforbob | Jun 16 2004, 11:36 AM Post #10 |
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"Hello, I'm Kathy Ass with breaking news on President Ripley's trip to Texas. It seems as though he has drafted a sort of document that will define the relations between Texas and the region of flawed system. If all goes well, A more official and permenant treaty will be signed by officials of both regions. The dociment is expected to be finished by Saturday and presented via telegram to BigTex, Abfab, and Tweety. |
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