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Friday the 13th; Prepare to tell your scariest stories!
Topic Started: Feb 9 2004, 03:43 PM (1,093 Views)
Greenspoint
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Richard I,Feb 11 2004
12:53 PM
I don't quite understand your accent. What do you mean by "idys"?

Ideas.
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Queeney I'll definately have a couple of them scary drinks if you bring some along.
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I always though those two old guys from the Muppets scary. You know the ones who sat in the balcony of the theatre at the end of each show. Much to human looking.

The scariest part of any film I've ever seen has to be in Alien, when they think they've tracked the Alien down to the locker room, but it ends up only being the stupid cat. Gets me every time.

I was gonna write the Raven down, by the great Edgar Allen Poe, but its just to long, he is still the king of gothic. I wish i knew how to paste it on the site :badpc
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Richard I,Feb 11 2004
12:53 PM
Though, I would like to see the Texas Capitol Building. I heard it was bigger than the nation's capitol building.

P.S. I don't quite understand your accent. What do you mean by "idys"?



Idy's...thinkin'...

Like the time I got stopped by a policeman in my truck n' he walked up to the winder n' said "Sir, do you have any ID?"

'Course I replied "ID 'bout what?"

Yep, Texas capitol buildin' is a sight to behoove. 6' taller'n the US capitol n' under that rotunda thang on the floor the got the big Texas seal with "Republic of Texas" all spelled out around it. Ever time I see it I get all emotional inside.
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deadwhores,Feb 11 2004
03:36 PM
I always though those two old guys from the Muppets scary.  You know the ones who sat in the balcony of the theatre at the end of each show.  Much to human looking.

Ahhh yes, Statler and Waldorf. I love those guys. :hyper They did a great casting job in the Muppet Christmas Carol putting them in as the ghosts of Jacob and Bob Marley.
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That's right. I liked that movie.

Though I think they are better at insult comedy.

Don't you think sometimes they go to far...atleast for the children.



If it's "ID's" , Even Greater Texas, than .............. there is one thing that scares me. You know, I never did like the idea of ID's. I mean, having membership cards and ID's or some other card means that you have personal information in some database and you don't know who might be looking at it. Just think if someone got a hold of your ssn and bank pin. Who knows what they can do with that. Now that is SCARY !!!
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Don't trust banks. Ain't even got no bank account. Driver's license expired 'bout a decade ago...paycheck comes in my wife's name n' ever time somethin' comes addressed to me from the government, which ain;t happened fer a few years now, I write deceased across the envelope n' send it back unopened. They got no cause to be mailin' me nothin' noways.
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Yeah, feel the same way about banks too. They are suppose to keep your money safe, but I'd rather keep it in a big rifle safe in my home. Don't need to pay anyone to keep my money locked away from me. I also don't like the idea of certain companies making you open a checking account so that you would be paid electronically. I need to see the money in my own hands.
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Hey you guys,

I just hired a band to perform.

They are the one and only

Wet Biscuit McGee and His Famous Jug Band

:music_band

Their repertoire includes

bluegrass
country
western
cumbia
rancheras
polka
huapangos
rock
latin jazz
tejano
jug music

They might not be the type of music one would normally hear on Friday the 13th but hey.........This is TEXAS. :tx
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mmmm, latin music. Looks as tho them latin dancing classes I took will pay off! :)
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I lernt the Lambada when it came out. Would amble into a Latin Club with my wife, who's from Honduras, the Lambada would come on, n' we'd hit the floor as most folks backed off 'cause they couldn't dance it.

They was stunned. :cowboy
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You want a scary dish?
Try the CoNST's Boiled Wonder Bread.
Maybe I'm being too hard on my friend Dweezil, but in this case I think it's warrented. Avoid the CoNST's "delecacy" at all costs!!!
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We had sleet for about 5 minutes this morning here in austin. Driving skills on the Freeway went from speeding excessively to insanely cautious in 2 seconds flat.

Now that scares the bejesus out of El Jefe Tom
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Richard
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I'm almost crazy enough to ask the CoNST's for the recipe.

In fact, I am crazy enough to ask.

:crazy

Hey CoNST,

What's up with this Boiled Wonder Bread that I keep hearing about?
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Hey everyone,

As of right now, 11:00 The Holy Empire of Richard I time, the Party has officially started. Come have a few :beer 's and enjoy this fine music!!!


Since I went all out on the music, alcohol and the dance hall, I only had enough left over for some cake. I would really much appreciate it if everyone could bring something to the party.
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Okay......

Hey where is everyone?

Oh well, :burp more beer for me!!!
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Sam comes in carrying a case of the finest tequila from HotRodia.

Hey there Richard! I brought some supplies for your party. Texans can be pretty scary after too much tequila!

:cowboy + :rita = :sombrero
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Hey Richard I!

Where should I plop down this case of Ibuprofin?

We're terrible at telling scary stories, but here are some classic endings:

1. ...and hanging off the car door was a bloody hook!

2. ..."But she died over three years ago!" he exclaimed.

3. ..."What's that in my soup?" she screamed.

4. ..."That's OK, I'll cook. Where's the Wonder Bread??"

And the one that gives me the biggest goosebumps:

5. "Nah, I'll back up the hard drive tomorrow."

:wow
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Here's scary....I got my drivers liscense on Friday the 13.....

:wow :eek

Stay off the sidewalks boys and girls :angel
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No_Stinking_Taxes,Feb 13 2004
12:12 PM

  4. "Nah, I'll back up the hard drive tomorrow."

:wow

*shudders*

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Here's scary....I got my drivers liscense on Friday the 13.....


Stay off the sidewalks boys and girls


:wow
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Sam I Am,Feb 13 2004
12:15 PM
No_Stinking_Taxes,Feb 13 2004
12:12 PM

  4. "Nah, I'll back up the hard drive tomorrow."

:wow

*shudders*

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Here's scary....I got my drivers liscense on Friday the 13.....


Stay off the sidewalks boys and girls


:wow

:wow

I HATE walking in and hearing the END of a scary story....

Where do y'all want these Greenspoint Green Chili Enchiladas??

:armadillo :tx :cowboy
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