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Lotsa-Good-Reasons Party!!; Celebrate a whole bunch of good stuff!
Topic Started: Feb 5 2004, 09:22 AM (1,156 Views)
Richard
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Maybe it's because I'm an engineer,.......but I found these funny.


http://dilbert.com/webmail/SendAStrip?AppN...wally_beast.swf


http://dilbert.com/webmail/SendAStrip?AppN...ays_to_read.swf

:wine1
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Rixtex
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President Wax takes an elbow to the ribs from Mme. Wax for ogling High Queen Pope Hope. :wow

"I think it's time we headed for President Mercers BBQ table," she says. "You need to use your napkin, big boy, and wipe the drool off your cravat."

"I , um, OK, sweetheart," says the Prez. :redface To himself, he thinks "I need a :drink."
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Richard
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Richard I throws all his chips in and shows everyone his hand.


(Link taken down)



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Don't worry I'll take it down soon.
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HotRodia
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There is an air of anticipation in the room as the partygoers watch the unusual poker game in progress.

Sam looks up from scarfing just in time to see Pope Hope boogie down. He seems both impressed and intrigued. He hands Rix a jug of moonshine because the man clearly needs a drink after taking a hard shot to the ribs from Dixie. Sam gets up, puts on his hat, and hits the dance floor. HARD! He notices he has tripped over the base of one of the cactus speakers. He gets up slowly and heads for the poker table...


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Richard
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So,

When does the party end? Hopefully before Valentine's because I have
another party to go to.

:pimp
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Greenspoint
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The parties round here continue til the drinkin stops. Whether it's because nobody can drink any more, or we run outta alcohol. :cowboy

And we NEVER run outta alcohol!

:beer :beer :beer :wine1 :wine1 :wine1 :martini :martini :martini :rita :rita :rita :wine2 :wine2 :wine2 :drink :drink :drink :drink :drink :drink :drink :drink :drink :beer :drink :drink :shaker :shaker :shaker

One Tequila Two Tequila Three Tequla Floor!! :beerchug :juul


:pina
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Richard
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In that case,


Keep the alcohol flowing.

1 :shaker :burp

2 :shaker :burp

3 :shaker :burp

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AbFab
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After another :rita ,I reckon I should show all the cards in my hand:

BINGO

BINGO is really the most countercultural experience I have recently had. I don't get it AT ALL. I'm truly left speechless, which we know is a tall order. It's a huge 20MB mpeg download so I hope it works! The bizarro-ness must be shared.

I am so confused :wow :jester :eek
Time to get another :rita and hit the dancefloor in hopes of dancing those images out o'my head!

OOC: Richard I's treefriends make me think of Happy Bunny. Love that sarcastic freako. :bunny
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No_Stinking_Taxes
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I. Fold.

Richard, I love Tree Friends, but never expected to see them on this board. Nice hand.

Yvonne. Wow.

Wow.

I need to hit the bar.

Wow.

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Pope Hope, RixTex.

RixTex, her Holiness, Pope Hope.

(Psst -- Pope, if RixTex seems to be staring at your footwear a little too intently,
step back a couple of paces, OK? Sam I Am, please tell me RixTex hasn't been hitting Richard I's tripas. You know what happened at the last party...)

EGT: where's that brisket?

And where's Dewey? Working overtime at the UN?
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*Quickly steps back a few paces, and has been wondering why that had been happening all night...*

:eek ;)
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I apologize for not coming earlier. I've had a lot of matters that have required my attention in the game lately. I wont bore you by diverging into them, but I'm here now and thats whats important. :smile :beer
Wow, this is one helluva party. :balloons :beerchug :clapping Good Job. :bow
Well, I can bring some fine Vodka smuggled out of Preserved Lenin. I'm can't stomach the stuff personally, but I'm sure someone will enjoy it. I'll get back to you on the tribute. There are plenty of colorful personalities in the world that would make an excellent choice. :jester :trooper :queen
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:queen Taking Pope Hope's hand in his, Rix grinned broadly.

Now, don't you worry about a thing. That was just a little bug, combined with a bit too much of the worm. :rita :ugh Doctor has given me a clean bill of health.

May I present my wife, Mme. Dixie Wax?

Dixie extends her hand in greeting.

Call me Dixie, your highness. Getting to meet you is a real honor. I've always been a big fan of yours. Love your outfit. Beautiful shoes.

President Wax turned to the crowd.

I can attest that President Dewey is overworked and underpaid. He’s earned every penny and is doing his usual good job. He kept several of us on track in the right direction. I can believe it was like herding cats. As a result, we'll have a trueTexas UN resolution, as only true Texans can do it! :tx I propose a toast to his efforts. which will be revealed in due time. Raise your glasses. To Dewey. :bow :beerchug :martini :rita :wine2 :wine1 :beer :drink :pina

Your Majesty, intoned the President, be sure to stop by Uncle T. Paul’s :chef table and get a bowl of his chili. He’s dying to meet you.

Hey, Dewey. Where’s Big Tex? :tx Haven’t seen his smiling face all evening.

Dixie pulled Rix’s arm and steered him to the center of the disco.

If you’ll pardon me, I was dragging Rix out for a spin. Actually, a spin probably wouldn’t be a good thing for him, but we’re ready to dance. Come on, honey. It’s time to get your groove thing on.

Groove thing? Here? :redface :diablo

Just come on, Rix.

The couple swirled to the center of the room and, with a flourish, :hyper began dancing to Donna Summer's "Hot Stuff", the DJ's current selection.
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<p align="left"><font face="Arial" size="2"><font color="#000080">Sorry we are late fellow Texans!&nbsp; Diplomatic activities have been keeping us tied up.&nbsp; We will be having yet another</font><font color="#FF9900"><b> Reason</b> </font><font face="Arial" color="#000080"> to have a party announcement shortly.&nbsp; Apparently we missed the </font><b><font face="Arial" color="#FF0000">Poker Game From Hell</font></b><font face="Arial" color="#FF0000"> </font><font face="Arial" color="#000080">!&nbsp; Damn, it was like walking into the <b><i>Twilight Zone</i></b>.&nbsp; We just can't stop muttering &quot;I am Bingo the Clown-o&quot;!&nbsp; Aiyeee, scarred for life!</font></font></p>
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<p align="left"><font color="#000080" size="2" face="Arial">We are also late because we had to take a little detour through Havana (not the Texas one). Big Tex has brought Fidel Castro himself!&nbsp;&nbsp; He came albeit, begrudgingly! We had the cameras and audio on him all the way.&nbsp; We have captured some of his finer moments below.&nbsp; Hover on his picture to see his comments.</font>
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Sam raises his jug of moonshine in toast to Dewey and his accomplishments as U.N. Secretary, then stares in amazement at the final showdown of the video poker game.

Sam shakes his head to get rid of the dancing badgers then walks slowly over to Castro and very bluntly asks: Got any good Cuban cigars on ya?
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Queeny decides (after a hard five or six hours on the brandy) that she has one final offering for the poker game - a special union of love from the nation leaders of the USA and Britain

Bush%20&%20Blair.mpeg-jo.zan.hu.mpg

then she gets on the dance floor and shakes her booty.

(Ughhh). Have been out all night. (Ugggh)
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:oops Oops, Queeny :queen1 , Edit that one and try again.

Well, if the game is still on, we got winner of a first hand!

Three Aces, King High

Who dealt that? :wow

:cowboy :chef :taco :beer
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Ahhh. Did it not work then? Ooop. Isn't really good enough to go bac and reload it. Loyzs of effort.

:angel :howdy
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Boogie Down Baby!

:wiggle :queen1 :wow2 :wiggle :photo
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HQ Pope Hope IV shoves Castro out of the way, causing a spray of cigars to cascade out onto the dance floor. As the intoxicated crowd cheers and tramples over Castro to get at the cigars, she grabs Big Tex and pulls him out onto the dance floor.

Winking at Queeny, she signals to the band to play a national jig from the realm of Sam I Am...


:music_band

:headbanger :whip

:juul
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