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NewAlamo Launch Announcement; NewTexas Network News Release
Topic Started: Nov 9 2003, 12:27 PM (538 Views)
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Today the NewTexas Network News (NNN) is in NewAustin at the Corporate Headquarters of The former-Incorporated States of NewTexas for a press conference.

DBF: "Hola Texans y Tejanos! This is Daisy Belle Flores (DBF) from the NNN. I am back at the luxurious headquarters of NewTexas for a press conference. I am not sure what this will be about, but we should find out soon. It must be something important if the CEO of NewTexas and the (ahem) "elected" President of Texas wants to address the region. So without delay, I turn the floor to Big Tex."

Big Tex: "Thank you Daisy Belle for that nice introduction. Greetings Texans! We are gathered here today in the former Headquarters of NewTexas to discuss a couple of items. First, in an effort to be more responsive to the individual states of the former Incorporated States of NewTexas, we are letting them each have a turn at the motto and the flag in a show of appreciation of the things that make NewTexas great. So far the Big Tex Car Wash and the Big Tex Happy Taco Stand are both near and dear to our heart and have been acknowledged. While each corporation is in power, each state will be providing free coupons for their particular goods or services (limit one per nation - we don't want to be washing all of Boomba's 1.9++ billion cars). So, Free Tacos for all compliments of The Big Tex Happy Taco Stand of NewTexas!"

DBF: "Big Tex That is Awsome-mundo! Gracias Tex Grande! Um, we have not heard much about the Texas Space Program lately, could you give us an update?"
Big Tex: "Daisy Belle, we are so glad you asked! The Secretary of Space of Texas, President Afira of Illithi has recently been conducting independent testing the Texas Space Shuttle fleet of Lone Star 1 & 2. She informs us, through a Press Release on the offsite forum, that they have had several successful test-launches of the shuttles and have had no errors or misfortunes. This is wonderful news! We wish to publicly thank President Afira for taking initiative and ensuring Texans' safety when using the shuttles."

DBF: "Big Tex, so what is next?"
Big Tex: "Well, both Big Tex and President Afira have plans which will enhance and strengthen Texas! First off, Big Tex would like to announce the long-awaited launch of Texas Space Station New Alamo on the one-year anniversary of the creation of Texas - November 28th. For those unaware, New Alamo is the space station that is going to be in geo-synchronous orbit over Texas. There are two major features of New Alamo. First, New Alamo will contain an Outlet Mall with over 200 retail spaces, more than enough for every nation of Texas to have one. Each nation will have a showcase for any goods and/or services that their nation would like to trade with the rest of the world. Each nation's space should have a name and these showrooms are big! So each nation that wishes to participate needs their leader to decide on what goods and services they would like to make available to the world for trade. Due to the transitory nature of this message board, we ask that the retail spaces be posted on the offsite forum on the New Alamo thread and if that is not possible, post it here and the accounting firm of NewTexasBeanCounters Inc. will see that the site is updated."

DBF: "What is the other feature of New Alamo?"
Big Tex: "New Alamo will be the platform for the Texas Star Wars Missile Defense. Due to the gracious generosity of Texans over the past several months, we have created a premiere defense system that can obliterate anything that appears in Texas's airspace. No longer will ICBMs be a threat. No longer will asteroids be a problem. The laser-tracking and targeting mechanism is truly revolutionary."

DBF: "And what does Secretary of Space Afira have on the agenda? Can you comment on that?"
Big Tex: "Of course Daisy Belle, President Afira has a fine plan to place three space-based telescopes for educational purposes, 32 communications satellites for business and government use and at least 16 intelligence gathering probes (depending on the needs of Secretary of Defense Boomba). These are some admirable endeavors to enhance the quality of life in Texas and we heartily endorse them."

DBF: "Is there anything else you would like to share with us Big Tex?"
Big Tex: "Oh yes Daisy Belle but it will have to wait until tomorrow as we can smell tacos burning at the stand! Can you get back with us tomorrow?"


DBF: "Of course Big Tex. We look forward to more at The Happy Taco Stand of NewTexas tomorrow. Well, there you have it Texans; big things are afoot in Texas. We look forward to more details soon. Stay tuned for more from the NNN. This is Daisy Belle Flores signing off from NewAustin."

<Editors Note: The NNN has been posting transcripts of its broadcasts in the Texas offsite Forum in case nations miss the breaking news>
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