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The Texas Star Wars Missile Defense System; Description of the Texas Defense system
Topic Started: Jun 10 2003, 05:42 PM (543 Views)
NewTexas
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Holy Guacamole Batman!

We knew Texas had its share of wealthy fat cats, but this is so much money that we can no longer keep up with all of it (plus that £ to $ was just getting way too confusing)! Thank you ever so very much Queeny, Deer Park, PRHC, FredII (do we read that right - monthly?!? let's see 435, 000, 000 X $25 per month + population increase --- dang the SuperCollider-powered Super Computer cannot even keep up with that) and Grand Mariner (those are some really fine nurses - Big Tex has seemed to come down with something every day this week and they fixed him up every single time!). Friends, the one upsmanship is outstanding in a really great kind of way! Whoo Hoo, the Texas Space Program is bloody stinking rich!!!!

Ok, "Star Wars" Missile Defense Systems it is! And make that Texas-sized, there are 72 Excellent Nations to protect. Lockheed Martin we know you are quite busy building the Space Station, but, can you get some people on the Star Wars Missile Defense System too? NewTexas would be happy to send 100 million highly skilled workers (not the Pizza Delivery guys) over to assist you in your production facilities. With all this new found money, lets run three shifts and get this sucker running.

Once that Star Wars system gets up in space, we can truly say "Don't Mess With Texas!" and be able to back it up! NewTexas agrees with the PRHC in that we are not promoting war or agression, but when it comes to home defense, we will defend our region!

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MsgBoard: The People's Republic of Hill Country
the one thing i do know is about war, after serving in the Fifth Batallion of the Fourth Brigade, Second Armed Infantry Division of the Army of Hill Country, and I realize that the star wars missile defense may appear that we are trying to create a one sided nuclear war, but what we really we are doing is protecting our assests with the best way possible. Here at PRHC, we are a simple, peaceful, moral population, and we do not promote war and agression, however, we do promote self defense. so i would have to say that we need, if not that laser "Star Wars" Missile system based on a satellite or similar construct, then we need some equally effective for defensive purposes. the said defenses system may not be the ideal system, but we do need something. i shall look into similar systems, and encourage others to, also.
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MsgBoard:The Dictatorship of Deer Park
Just as the People's Republic of Hill Country, my people also feel that a "Star Wars" missile syster for self defense is a wise investment. Therefore all 334 million citizens pleged to give 10 dollars a month to this worthy cause. Totally Deer Parks monthly pledge to 33,400,000,000.00 This should give us significat funding for the first few years!
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MsgBoard: The People's Republic of Hill Country
being a considerably smaller and less economical country, we, however, support The Dictatorship of Deer Park's crucial first step of funding for the needed system, and are adopting within our country. every citizen is donating ten dollars, with 60 mil from us. we over here encourage other nations follow suit. i am not pressuring it, but if you wish to see your grandchildren prosper safely, this may turn to be a wise investement. The choice is yours. if nothing else, support the idea. it is not offensive, rather, it is a pure movement for self-survival. this is the official stand of the People's Republic of Hill Country.
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MsgBoard: The Free Republic of FredII
The Free Republic of FredII pledges $25 per person per month for the next year to help fund the system. Additionally, I will personally pledge $1,000,000,000 from my Swiss account for emergency funds as a special contribution.
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MsgBoard: The Incorporated States of Grand Mariner
Due to our low taxes The Incorporated States of Grand Mariner hereby authorize the expediture of $13,750,000,000 which is $50.00 for every citizen. This money to be used for exploration and defense plus medical supplies. I had a recent dispatch from Dr Loretta Feelgood, my personal physician currently on loan the the space program that her 9 nurses are currently running low on halter tops and makeup. I cannot let this injustice continue.Plus I understand that since the medical crew arrived there has been a steady line at the clinic. From what I can tell there are no serious medical problems except that there have been complaints of muscle aches. I have been told that the nurses are doing their best to relieve the pain.
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The Empire Of The Jedi Pimp Ninjas pledges $1,000,000,000 per person to this project...
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Wow! $1 Billion per person! :hyper :wow

Thank you very much Jedi Pimp Ninjas! That is just the kind of cash infusion we needed to jump start New Alamo!

Stay tuned for exciting new information very soon!

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:howdy Howdy Jedi Pimp Ninjas!

It is :tx officially :tx "jump started"!

Now we want too see what your are going to name your retail space and what you are going to sell! :devil :angel :bow

Please post on the NewAlamo PRHC Center Of Retail Excellence thread. :hyper :yes
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Is our star wars system capable of protecting our 156 nations? thats more than double the number from when the project started
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Thank you for your concern TimDauwalter! Yes, the system was designed to cover Texas at a population of 200 nations. After that, we will have to upgrade...

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I think we need to upgrade our missle defence system. We have over 200 nations. Either that or we could just pick a dozen or so we don't like and leave them unprotected. :diablo

I also recommend a test of the systems success rate to look for possible areas of improvement. It sounds like our system has been much more successful than the one the United States has been developing. Hitting a missle with a missle isn't an easy thing to do.
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:badpc Oughta be a mite easier'n try'n to hit one with a rock.
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Sounds like a pretty cool missle system.
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I think it is. We just need to elect a space secretary to implement it after the passing of Ililthi (sorry if I spelled that name wrong).
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Does the project need any mroe money?


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I Will Pledge, 25% of all taxes to the spacestation [Hell lot] :gun_smilie
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