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Help; I need some help and fast [ Spam ]
Topic Started: Jul 24 2005, 04:00 PM (610 Views)
Sooj
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Ok this is what happened:

My parents are away with family and friends and they will be back anytime soon so I really need help and fast!

I volunteer at a softball team (I'm 17 and the girls are about 15) and anyway I met this girl, her name is alison, and we've been going out for quite some time now. We have quite a lot in common...anyway to the point:

She came over a couple of hours ago and I really want to lose my virginity, so I asked her if she wanted to have sex.

"No, I can't, I don't know how. Its not right" is what she said.

"Don't worry, I know what am doing. I'll be done in 10 seconds plus I'll give you 2 Gamecube games if you say yes"

So I gave her P.N.03 and Donkey Konga and she went to my room a bit scared and confused.


Then, I think to myself saying "I need lube, right?" cause I heard that you need to lube up her clit or else it won't fit properly, right?

Ok so I don't have lube, but I really want to lose my virginity - so I grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, is won't melt - so I microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then poured it into a glass and poured it in her cooter, now she said that I burned it.

I don't know what to do, my parents are to come back any minute now and she is in the bathroom crying. Plz help me guyz, I'm not really that smart.

Any idea how to shut her up? Should I give her another Gamecube game?
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Si
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got to say i aint ever had that problem.

i really dont know what you should do, but your best bet would bve to talk to her, instead of trying to bribe her another game imo.

she might be really hurt and scared, meaning your gonna have to talk to her
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DonKennyII
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Sooj
Jul 24 2005, 05:00 PM
Plz help me guyz, I'm not really that smart.

blame it on sonny
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Sooj
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Yeah,maybez I shuld do dat. neway, what gamecube game should I give her to say sowy?
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In this part of the site im going to take things much more careful than any other part of the site

in this section of the site i DONT want to see any of the following

Spam
Jokes towards ppl whom have problems ( or generally anyone whom posts here ) ( PLEASE note this includes fake posting of problems.)

This is a serious part of the forum , if anything goes down that breaks these forum rules or the main forum rules MAIN FORUM RULES , it will be dealt with seriously. ( banning of forums and conntactinf of ISP )

For any one whom wants to post here you DONT need to register , you can post here as a guest but please keep in mind of the rules , however to gain access to the other parts of the forums you will need to register

Any member is permitted to help anyone , i know Nomey of http://www.nomey.vze.com will post as much as she can

Hope we can help
Regards David Sluyk Admin of sluyky.co.uk forums


http://invisionfree.com/forums/Sluykys_For...hp?showtopic=97

Moving this to the general section - marking it as spam.

Next time post if you have a real problem and stop wasting ppls times, this post has already made a mockery of this forum.

Yes i see the funny side of it, but wrong post wrong place.

In result this post has made someone i know NOT want to come back to this forum. I believe they said they didnt feel the problem forum was a haven for them to talk anymore.

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Sooj
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Ok, ok, I apologise but Si took it pretty seriously which even confused me into thinking that this could have happened. :wacko:

Anyway, I didn't read the rules and I shall not make a mockery nor shall I disgrace these fine, active, mature and spam-free forums any longer.

Kind Regards Sooj.

*leaves forums forever*

Fare well my beloved children, I shall see thee yonder the hills of dispair and beyond the valley of jews.
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reno
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not a very good response from one of the moderators there, merely adding to the spam with a huge tub of vaseline petroleum jelly, imagine u actually did try to bribe someone for sex with2 gamecube games......and they said yes
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Sooj
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Actually Reno, 2 members of staff. I think that you need to hire better people because I am sometimes unsure about the credibility of these forums and staff but then again, I do not understand why rules are enforced so aggressivly in this forum.

I go to many forums, much larger and much, much more active and yet they do not seem to be so strict. Ah well good luck ;)
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Maybe if you learned to spell credibility properly we'd treat you with a little more of it. You two stop being subordinate, it's really starting to get on my breasts, and I'm not in the mood for it. I responded the way I did because I took the topic at face value, as a joke, which it was. Everyone on this forum, including Sly, is ready to have a laugh, but when people actively complain, something has to be done about it, so please just shut the hell up and stop being f*gg*ts.


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Language.
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DonKennyII
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Jul 26 2005, 05:52 PM
I responded the way I did because I took the topic at face value, as a joke, which it was.

sooj was only having a joke as well, so why was his post taken so seriously?
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Because, kenny, people actually emailed complaining. ACTUALLY complained. People from self harm websites and things. Now, I don't care what you think, I really don't, but you can't ignore someone complaining like that. And sooj, watch your language please.
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Sooj
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Self harm websites? Why complain now? After all we usually do get the "Slit Slit" joke now and again. And the story wasn't even about self harm it was about a guy accidently harming another person.

Oh and you didn't have to delete my post you know :P
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DonKennyII
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Sooj
Jul 27 2005, 12:04 AM
Self harm websites? Why complain now? After all we usually do get the "Slit Slit" joke now and again. And the story wasn't even about self harm it was about a guy accidently harming another person.

Oh and you didn't have to delete my post you know :P

you go girlfriend :P
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