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100 ways to kill a hippopotamus; yeah thats right
Topic Started: Feb 26 2004, 04:39 PM (121 Views)
Si
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sluyk you'll know all about this one, im going to add everyfew days, but any suggestions will gladly be considered:

top 100 ways to kill a hippopotamus.....by Si

100: hit it with a really big shoe, size 22 upwards preferably!
99: attack it with the patented BIG BANANA BASHERtm, available for £2.99 from all good gift shops in West bananaland
98: Let johan the dancing bear wow it with his incredible awe-inspiring dance moves, before attacking him in a bear frenzy!
97: An elephant gun workks wonders, especially if you wish to decorate the place with a lovely array of blood and guts!
96: If you have the strength to carry it then drop it off the eiffel tower, SPLAT, lovely!
95: Drop a vending machine on it for great comedy value!
94: Just drive into it with a car, but only if you want a huge, hippo shaped dent in your car!
93: slip some poison in its drink!
92: a lightsaber duel would be lovely, kill it, use the force!
91: tie it to a bungee cord, and push it off a cliff. let it bounce a few times before cutting the cord!
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Si
Feb 26 2004, 04:39 PM
sluyk you'll know all about this one, im going to add everyfew days, but any suggestions will gladly be considered:

top 100 ways to kill a hippopotamus.....by Si

100: hit it with a really big shoe, size 22 upwards preferably!
99: attack it with the patented BIG BANANA BASHERtm, available for £2.99 from all good gift shops in West bananaland
98: Let johan the dancing bear wow it with his incredible awe-inspiring dance moves, before attacking him in a bear frenzy!
97: An elephant gun workks wonders, especially if you wish to decorate the place with a lovely array of blood and guts!
96: If you have the strength to carry it then drop it off the eiffel tower, SPLAT, lovely!
95: Drop a vending machine on it for great comedy value!
94: Just drive into it with a car, but only if you want a huge, hippo shaped dent in your car!
93: slip some poison in its drink!
92: a lightsaber duel would be lovely, kill it, use the force!
91: tie it to a bungee cord, and push it off a cliff. let it bounce a few times before cutting the cord!

i am proud to say i made this one for you :P
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wheres the rest of them ?:P
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i'll update soon, im continously trying to discover new ideas, when i arrive my trip bak from africa then i'll hav a few more
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