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| 100 ways to kill a hippopotamus; yeah thats right | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 26 2004, 04:39 PM (121 Views) | |
| Si | Feb 26 2004, 04:39 PM Post #1 |
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sluyk you'll know all about this one, im going to add everyfew days, but any suggestions will gladly be considered: top 100 ways to kill a hippopotamus.....by Si 100: hit it with a really big shoe, size 22 upwards preferably! 99: attack it with the patented BIG BANANA BASHERtm, available for £2.99 from all good gift shops in West bananaland 98: Let johan the dancing bear wow it with his incredible awe-inspiring dance moves, before attacking him in a bear frenzy! 97: An elephant gun workks wonders, especially if you wish to decorate the place with a lovely array of blood and guts! 96: If you have the strength to carry it then drop it off the eiffel tower, SPLAT, lovely! 95: Drop a vending machine on it for great comedy value! 94: Just drive into it with a car, but only if you want a huge, hippo shaped dent in your car! 93: slip some poison in its drink! 92: a lightsaber duel would be lovely, kill it, use the force! 91: tie it to a bungee cord, and push it off a cliff. let it bounce a few times before cutting the cord! |
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| sluyky | Feb 26 2004, 04:45 PM Post #2 |
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i am proud to say i made this one for you :P |
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| sluyky | Apr 27 2004, 09:49 AM Post #3 |
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wheres the rest of them ?:P |
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| Si | Apr 30 2004, 08:24 AM Post #4 |
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i'll update soon, im continously trying to discover new ideas, when i arrive my trip bak from africa then i'll hav a few more |
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