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Hose your Stillettos
When the $400 bill appears on your credit card statement 1 (7.1%)
When the little ring thing on the beer can breaks and you need her heel to open it 0 (0%)
When you need the heel to puncture a Soccer ball 0 (0%)
When they are two sizes bigger than yours 0 (0%)
When SexyTrep is wearing them 6 (42.9%)
When you need to build an extension to the house to accomodate the collection 0 (0%)
When you use them to stir the Hotwing Sauce 1 (7.1%)
When you have to get back to Kansas 0 (0%)
When MacGuyver needs an insole to build a rocket launcher 2 (14.3%)
Other 4 (28.6%)
Total Votes: 14
When do you notice a girls shoes?
Topic Started: May 27 2008, 09:02 AM (1,009 Views)
captain_proton_au
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A Robot in Disguise

Sexytrep is a registered trademark of the Frimpy Corporation
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Minuet
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When Sexytrep is wearing them!

Ok - I do look at the shoes other women are wearing. Usually with jealousy because I have a wide foot and they don't make a lot of sexy shoes for wide feet. I have managed to collect a few nice sexy shoes over the years however. My favorites are a little pair of black shoes I got for my daughter's Bat Mitvah. I found them at Payless of all places. Open in the back, very pointy toe, and sequins all over. Beautiful!
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captain_proton_au
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A Robot in Disguise

I always thought it was Mitsvah
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somerled
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When she turns her ankle and she falls over because she is wearing the stupid things (high heals).
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8247
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Apparently we look like this now
For stirring hot sauce! :stirpot:
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HistoryDude
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Shaken, not stirred...
I tried that back to Kansas thing once. It didn't work.
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Minuet
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captain_proton_au
May 27 2008, 10:25 AM
I always thought it was Mitsvah

Actually Mitzvah.

Don't go American on me and use s's where z's should be :lol:
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Hoss
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Don't make me use my bare hands on you.
When I trip over them because she left them in the middle of room. Why am I, the only male in my house-hold, the only person who puts his shoes away. Grrrrrr. :realmad:
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Minuet
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Can you teach my hubby to put his away? I am always tripping over them :lol:
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Hoss
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Don't make me use my bare hands on you.
For me, it's because I want to know where my shoes are the next time that I need them. I don't like hunting, so I puts all my stuff in the same place every time. My wife and daughters.... every day is a scavenger hunt for clothes, shoes, hair-brushes, backpackes, keys, phone, everything.
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Mel
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When I put them on my feet, or rather when I see them near the door before putting them on.
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Spanky
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When the $400 bill appears on your credit card statement

Is the most likely to happen in my life. :lol:
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Franko
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When they end up in my bedroom ?



Leaving the thread now. :bolt:
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Hawku
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El Cappuccino
When they're connected to some legs. :D



^ Hmm. Not as good as Franko's, but I will also leave the thread. :bolt:
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Intrepid2002
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UNGH!
^^^

Hawk,

Not as good as Franko's legs? :jawdrop:

Wait for me, now leaving the thread. :bolt:
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