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| somerled | May 16 2008, 11:09 PM Post #1 |
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![]() Yep .... I wrote off my first car doing something very similar as shown above. I was 19 years old and I was checking out a bunch of senior (yr 11 and 12) high school girls at Kurri Kurri (I knew some girls from there and fancied one of the Fairhall lasses) and I was driving on a road I was not familiar with and came to a corner I didn't expect or see coming , and ran out of road and wound up in a ditch and nearly rolled the car .... had I not reacted to the car feeling like it was going over by throwing myself towards the other side of the car , I probably wouldn't be here.... when the cops came they expected to see a dead driver. I wound up with a broken collar bone , some glass in my arm , a total write off of a 4 month old car , a neg driving charge , and a very bruised ego. I don't think the girls I was checking out at the time were terribly impressed either. BUT .... overall - I got off lightly. |
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| Hoss | May 16 2008, 11:15 PM Post #2 |
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Don't make me use my bare hands on you.
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could one of the other Australians translate that in to English please. |
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| Franko | May 17 2008, 03:17 AM Post #3 |
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Something to do with farming, I guess. |
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| captain_proton_au | May 17 2008, 05:50 AM Post #4 |
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He was in an automobile accident at 19, caused by being distracted by mammary glands *Uses Babelfish to translate back into Australian "Struth mate, when I was 19, was riding along saw some choice Sheilas, up jumped my jumbuck, was about to grab him with glee, but missed a turn and stuffed the ute in a tuckerbag" |
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| Intrepid2002 | May 17 2008, 12:58 PM Post #5 |
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UNGH!
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SOMERLED!!!! Think of other things like food or fishing. |
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| somerled | May 18 2008, 03:47 AM Post #6 |
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I do .... now .... |
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| Franko | May 19 2008, 03:45 AM Post #7 |
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I've never crashed a car looking at booty. OK, so that milk truck was getting darn close, but he was in the wrong lane. |
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| somerled | May 19 2008, 04:53 AM Post #8 |
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The driver was probably perving at the same booty as you were .... |
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| Admiralbill_gomec | May 19 2008, 01:47 PM Post #9 |
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Some of us have self control. |
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