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Ever had prang because you was looking at a lassy that you was driving past ?
Yes. 1 (33.3%)
No. 2 (66.7%)
Total Votes: 3
Having a perv ...
Topic Started: May 16 2008, 11:09 PM (380 Views)
somerled
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Yep .... I wrote off my first car doing something very similar as shown above.

I was 19 years old and I was checking out a bunch of senior (yr 11 and 12) high school girls at Kurri Kurri (I knew some girls from there and fancied one of the Fairhall lasses) and I was driving on a road I was not familiar with and came to a corner I didn't expect or see coming , and ran out of road and wound up in a ditch and nearly rolled the car .... had I not reacted to the car feeling like it was going over by throwing myself towards the other side of the car , I probably wouldn't be here.... when the cops came they expected to see a dead driver.

I wound up with a broken collar bone , some glass in my arm , a total write off of a 4 month old car , a neg driving charge , and a very bruised ego. I don't think the girls I was checking out at the time were terribly impressed either. BUT .... overall - I got off lightly.
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Hoss
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Don't make me use my bare hands on you.
could one of the other Australians translate that in to English please.
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Franko
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Something to do with farming, I guess. :news:


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captain_proton_au
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May 16 2008, 10:15 PM
could one of the other Australians translate that in to English please.

He was in an automobile accident at 19, caused by being distracted by mammary glands



*Uses Babelfish to translate back into Australian

"Struth mate, when I was 19, was riding along saw some choice Sheilas, up jumped my jumbuck, was about to grab him with glee, but missed a turn and stuffed the ute in a tuckerbag"
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Intrepid2002
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UNGH!

SOMERLED!!!!

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Think of other things like food or fishing.
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somerled
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I do .... now ....
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Franko
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I've never crashed a car looking at booty.


OK, so that milk truck was getting darn close, but he was in the wrong lane.


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somerled
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May 19 2008, 06:45 PM
I've never crashed a car looking at booty.


OK, so that milk truck was getting darn close, but he was in the wrong lane.

The driver was probably perving at the same booty as you were ....
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Admiralbill_gomec
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Some of us have self control.
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