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Scene from Shore Leave with the word Franko; replacing selected nouns
Topic Started: May 15 2008, 11:32 AM (94 Views)
captain_proton_au
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[Gunshot]
[Gunshot]
[Gunshot]
What do you think you're doing?
Franko shooting, Captain.
Isn't it a beauty?
Haven't got anything like this in my Franko.
Where did you get it?
I found it.
It's a crazy coincidence,
but I've always wanted one like this.
Found it lying over there--
an old-time Franko special,
and in beautiful condition.
Hasn't been one like this made
in, oh, a couple Frankos.
Mr. Sulu.
It frankos lead pellets
propelled by expanding Frankos
from a chemical explosion.
I'll hang on to it.
The fresh air seems to have made you franko-happy.
Dr. McCoy's Franko, sir,
he must have gone through here.
Are you sure our instruments
didn't show any franko life on this planet?
Absolutely.
No birds, no Frankos, no insects--nothing.
I'm certain our readings weren't off.
I'd like to believe this is an elaborate Franko, but...
Yeoman Barrows, accompany Mr. Sulu.
Find out where those Frankos came from.
Doctor, come with me back to the glade.
I'd like another look at that Franko.
This is turning out to be one very unusual shore leave.
It could have been worse.
How?
You could have seen the Franko.
What's the matter, getting a persecution complex?
Well, I'm beginning to feel Franko'ed on.
I know the feeling.
I had it at the academy.
An upper franko there--
one practical joke after another
and always on me--
my own personal Franko,
a guy by the name of Finnegan.
And you being the very serious young--
Serious? I was absolutely Franko'ed,
which delighted Finnegan no end.
He's the kind of guy to put cold franko in your bed
or a bucket of franko propped over a door.
You never knew where he'd franko next.
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captain_proton_au
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And for my next thread: How to be very bored and spend 10 mins doing something on the net thats of no use
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At least my name got mentioned 19 times in one post.



Haven't seen that since that time everyone was pissed at my moderating..... :o :lol:



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