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Mystic DCS's thread of boredom; Why not stretch my mystic imagination?
Topic Started: May 10 2008, 04:35 PM (672 Views)
HistoryDude
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Shaken, not stirred...
Will I ever be able to compose a funny limmerick?
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Data's Cat's Sister
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38975 the spirits are confused. That is a statement and not a question.

They suggest you email an ambulance.

History Dude

There once was a SisterTrek mystic,
Who was faced with a task most simplistic
To tell HistoryDude,
That his limericks whilst rude,
Would be witty and surrealistic.

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captain_proton_au
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A Robot in Disguise

Admiralbill_gomec
May 13 2008, 04:27 PM
digifan2004
May 10 2008, 07:32 PM
Raise hand.  :wave2:


I'm experiencing writer's block, DCS. How do I over come it?  :headscratch:

Metamucil.

:lol: Ha!
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HistoryDude
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Data's Cat's Sister
May 14 2008, 11:12 AM
History Dude

There once was a SisterTrek mystic,
Who was faced with a task most simplistic
To tell HistoryDude,
That his limericks whilst rude,
Would be witty and surrealistic.

Ooh...that's good. :P
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Intrepid2002
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Oh mystic DCS,

Where will I find the man of my dreams? You know the kind that I'm willing to share my shoes with?

:cry:
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The spirits believe that you will have to look for a Transvestite if you wish to find a man who will share your shoes. There are not many around so this may take some time.

Mystic DCS has spoken and meanwhile invites you to the single Sistertrekkers club.
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Hoss
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Intrepid2002
May 14 2008, 12:59 PM
Oh mystic DCS,

Where will I find the man of my dreams? You know the kind that I'm willing to share my shoes with?

:cry:

Do you where a size 15 (male)? If so, I can share your shoes with you. I always wear socks, so the fungus thing isn't really a problem.
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HistoryDude
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Can you write a new birthday song for 38? Proton just slaughtered his... :P
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Dandandat
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Time to put something here
I want to win the lottery, any suggestions?
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Data's Cat's Sister
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The spirits suggest that you gamble and buy a horse shoe.

Mystic DCS has spoken.
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captain_proton_au
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Dear Mystic DCS,


I find it hard to find the woman of my dreams, because the woman in my dreams is usually Lady Smurf, but curiously usually in a mini version of Leia's Gold Bikini. Please help, where can I find a girl like that?
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captain_proton_au
May 15 2008, 11:17 AM
Dear Mystic DCS,


I find it hard to find the woman of my dreams, because the woman in my dreams is usually Lady Smurf, but curiously usually in a mini version of Leia's Gold Bikini. Please help, where can I find a girl like that?

:blink: I think you'll find this useful in your quest...

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