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| Mystic DCS's thread of boredom; Why not stretch my mystic imagination? | |
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| HistoryDude | May 14 2008, 09:10 AM Post #31 |
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Will I ever be able to compose a funny limmerick? |
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| Data's Cat's Sister | May 14 2008, 12:12 PM Post #32 |
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38975 the spirits are confused. That is a statement and not a question. They suggest you email an ambulance. History Dude There once was a SisterTrek mystic, Who was faced with a task most simplistic To tell HistoryDude, That his limericks whilst rude, Would be witty and surrealistic. |
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| captain_proton_au | May 14 2008, 12:29 PM Post #33 |
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:lol: Ha! |
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| HistoryDude | May 14 2008, 12:39 PM Post #34 |
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Ooh...that's good.
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| Intrepid2002 | May 14 2008, 12:59 PM Post #35 |
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UNGH!
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Oh mystic DCS, Where will I find the man of my dreams? You know the kind that I'm willing to share my shoes with?
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| Data's Cat's Sister | May 14 2008, 01:10 PM Post #36 |
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The spirits believe that you will have to look for a Transvestite if you wish to find a man who will share your shoes. There are not many around so this may take some time. Mystic DCS has spoken and meanwhile invites you to the single Sistertrekkers club. |
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| Hoss | May 14 2008, 01:32 PM Post #37 |
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Do you where a size 15 (male)? If so, I can share your shoes with you. I always wear socks, so the fungus thing isn't really a problem. |
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| HistoryDude | May 15 2008, 10:07 AM Post #38 |
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Can you write a new birthday song for 38? Proton just slaughtered his...
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| Dandandat | May 15 2008, 10:10 AM Post #39 |
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Time to put something here
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I want to win the lottery, any suggestions? |
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| Data's Cat's Sister | May 15 2008, 12:00 PM Post #40 |
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The spirits suggest that you gamble and buy a horse shoe. Mystic DCS has spoken. |
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| captain_proton_au | May 15 2008, 12:17 PM Post #41 |
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Dear Mystic DCS, I find it hard to find the woman of my dreams, because the woman in my dreams is usually Lady Smurf, but curiously usually in a mini version of Leia's Gold Bikini. Please help, where can I find a girl like that? |
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| HistoryDude | May 15 2008, 01:06 PM Post #42 |
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I think you'll find this useful in your quest...
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