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I am MAN! Hear me ROAR!
Topic Started: Apr 22 2008, 10:58 PM (342 Views)
8247
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So, the girlfriend doesn't smoke, so out of respect for her, I go outside to smoke. The entertainment center is right next to the sliding door, and I just went out for a smoke and took my laptop with me. I got done, and was carrying the laptop in my right hand, and <WHAM!!!> I nailed my funny bone on the corner of the entertainment center...<insert ROAR smiley>

It hurt like bloody hell, but I maintained my grip on the laptop.

It STILL hurts like bloody hell. A lesser man would be in the market for a new laptop right now if that happened to him. :meditate:
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Hawku
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A real man would have been excessively drinkin', numbing the funny bone so that he wouldn't have felt any impact to begin with. :D
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captain_proton_au
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A Robot in Disguise

A real man would just chop it off
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Shouldn't that be
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I am MAN! Hear me FART!


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I am MAN! I can pee uphill ...!
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Shaken, not stirred...
Just put some hot sauce on it and call me in the morning.
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Suck my Spock
8247
Apr 22 2008, 11:58 PM
So, the girlfriend doesn't smoke, so out of respect for her, I go outside to smoke. The entertainment center is right next to the sliding door, and I just went out for a smoke and took my laptop with me. I got done, and was carrying the laptop in my right hand, and <WHAM!!!> I nailed my funny bone on the corner of the entertainment center...<insert ROAR smiley>

It hurt like bloody hell, but I maintained my grip on the laptop.

It STILL hurts like bloody hell. A lesser man would be in the market for a new laptop right now if that happened to him. :meditate:

a real man after that would crack a cold beer! lol Posted Image
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How about a Voyager Movie
8247
Apr 22 2008, 10:58 PM
So, the girlfriend doesn't smoke, so out of respect for her, I go outside to smoke. The entertainment center is right next to the sliding door, and I just went out for a smoke and took my laptop with me. I got done, and was carrying the laptop in my right hand, and <WHAM!!!> I nailed my funny bone on the corner of the entertainment center...<insert ROAR smiley>

It hurt like bloody hell, but I maintained my grip on the laptop.

It STILL hurts like bloody hell. A lesser man would be in the market for a new laptop right now if that happened to him. :meditate:

Did it hurt more than when you sheer off your little toe on the coffee table?

Good Golly miss Bleeping Molly that sucks!!! :frust:
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You wonder why they call it your funny bone. I nailed mine a few years ago; I had slight nerve damage for several weeks.


That little nerve cluster on the edge of the kneecap is a good one, too.


Funny thing is, I never got hurt playing hockey. It's those little household domestic moments that usually get ya.


Then there's wheelbarrows........ :o :lol: :stirpot:



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rowskid86
Apr 23 2008, 06:14 PM
8247
Apr 22 2008, 11:58 PM
So, the girlfriend doesn't smoke, so out of respect for her, I go outside to smoke. The entertainment center is right next to the sliding door, and I just went out for a smoke and took my laptop with me. I got done, and was carrying the laptop in my right hand, and <WHAM!!!> I nailed my funny bone on the corner of the entertainment center...<insert ROAR smiley>

It hurt like bloody hell, but I maintained my grip on the laptop.

It STILL hurts like bloody hell. A lesser man would be in the market for a new laptop right now if that happened to him.  :meditate:

a real man after that would crack a cold beer! lol Posted Image

Couldn't. I already had one. :lol:
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Franko
Apr 23 2008, 08:43 PM


Then there's wheelbarrows........ :o :lol: :stirpot:

What do you know about that?? :lol:
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Suck my Spock
8247
Apr 23 2008, 11:36 PM
rowskid86
Apr 23 2008, 06:14 PM
8247
Apr 22 2008, 11:58 PM
So, the girlfriend doesn't smoke, so out of respect for her, I go outside to smoke. The entertainment center is right next to the sliding door, and I just went out for a smoke and took my laptop with me. I got done, and was carrying the laptop in my right hand, and <WHAM!!!> I nailed my funny bone on the corner of the entertainment center...<insert ROAR smiley>

It hurt like bloody hell, but I maintained my grip on the laptop.

It STILL hurts like bloody hell. A lesser man would be in the market for a new laptop right now if that happened to him.  :meditate:

a real man after that would crack a cold beer! lol Posted Image

Couldn't. I already had one. :lol:

ahhh good man.
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