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Blondes Prefer Blonde Jokes; Blonde, James Blonde...NOT
Topic Started: Apr 18 2008, 10:08 PM (426 Views)
Sgt. Jaggs
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How about a Voyager Movie
Did you hear what the one blonde said to the other blonde on the river walk in San Antonio?

She screamed out, "Hey how do I get to the other side?"

The other blonde replied " Silly, you are on the other side."

:huh: :nerd:
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8247
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Apparently we look like this now
:rotfl: :clap: :woohoo:

NOT! :lol:

Come on, Jag...I've heard you tell much better jokes than that.
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Data's Cat's Sister
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Commodore
As the founder of B.L.O.N.D.E.S (Blonde lovers organising nicely demanding equal status) I would like to protest at the overtones and downright prejudice of this thread.

The world can do without stereotypical jokes and we believe that your attempt to insult us with this jokes is a manifestation of your jealousy of our lovely blonde locks.
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STC
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^^^

Yes, but, DCS, are your lovely blonde locks genuine? ;)
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Data's Cat's Sister
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B.L.O.N.D.E is a wide organisation. We embrace both naturals and transition blondes into our circle and we don't differentiate between the two so I can't give you an answer.
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STC
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So, does that mean anyone can join B.L.O.N.D.E. ? :)
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Dandandat
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Time to put something here
:huh: I don’t get it, am I to assume they were in opposite sides of this river walk thing?
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Minuet
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Dandandat
Apr 20 2008, 12:24 AM
:huh: I don’t get it, am I to assume they were in opposite sides of this river walk thing?

Yes - they are on opposite sides of the river that runs through San Antonio. It runs through the downtown area. It is not a wide river and a shopping area is built around it.

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Are you blonde Dante? ;)
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digifan2004
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We'll buy that for a dollar. :lol:

An officer on a routine patrol found a car in a ditch. He went up to the driver and said, "Are you alright, sir? What happened?"

The driver groaned. "I think so, officer. Thank you. I had no idea what happened. I was driving on this road when I saw what appeared to be a blinding flash. Before I know it I ended up in this ditch."

The officer blinked. "Well, we know this stretch of road is dangerous."

"Why is that?"

"Didn't you see the warning sign? This road is where all the blondes hangs out."

:doh: :headscratch:

Next... :whistle:
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Dandandat
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Minuet
Apr 20 2008, 11:40 AM
Dandandat
Apr 20 2008, 12:24 AM
:huh: I don’t get it, am I to assume they were in opposite sides of this river walk thing?

Yes - they are on opposite sides of the river that runs through San Antonio. It runs through the downtown area. It is not a wide river and a shopping area is built around it.

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Are you blonde Dante? ;)

only once.
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Admiralbill_gomec
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Jag
Apr 18 2008, 10:08 PM
Did you hear what the one blonde said to the other blonde on the river walk in San Antonio?

She screamed out, "Hey how do I get to the other side?"

The other blonde replied " Silly, you are on the other side."

:huh: :nerd:

As I remember, the Riverwalk is an average of 25 feet wide.
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Admiralbill_gomec
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Minuet
Apr 20 2008, 10:40 AM
Dandandat
Apr 20 2008, 12:24 AM
:huh: I don’t get it, am I to assume they were in opposite sides of this river walk thing?

Yes - they are on opposite sides of the river that runs through San Antonio. It runs through the downtown area. It is not a wide river and a shopping area is built around it.

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Are you blonde Dante? ;)

That photo looks like the restaurant called Pesce.

I stayed in the Mansion del Rio on the other side last June.
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