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| Dandandat | Mar 31 2008, 09:16 AM Post #1 |
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Time to put something here
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| captain_proton_au | Mar 31 2008, 10:05 AM Post #2 |
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Really?, Its the last thing I think about when drunk Then again I only really binge drink, drink to get plastered and all the G rated fun that entails, theres usually no inbetween; drunk enough for the beer goggles to start working, sober enough to even consider I'm going to stay conscious long past first base And girls get kind of feral when drunk |
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| Sgt. Jaggs | Mar 31 2008, 10:18 PM Post #3 |
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How about a Voyager Movie
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Your Post Sober: Really?, Its the last thing I think about when drunk Then again I only really binge drink, drink to get plastered and all the G rated fun that entails, theres usually no inbetween; drunk enough for the beer goggles to start working, sober enough to even consider I'm going to stay conscious long past first base Your Post Drunk: Really?, Its the last think I think I'm about drunk Then again I only really bindi drink drink to get past here'd and all the G rated fun there entrails, theres usually no inbetween; drunk enough for the beer; google starts to work, sober enough to even consider I'm going to stay couscous long past free base
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| Franko | Mar 31 2008, 11:54 PM Post #4 |
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What, they couldn't get any male volunteers for such a study ???? So, how long is long enough ??? Maybe we could get some data going here, sort of a target to shoot for...... |
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| Sgt. Jaggs | Apr 1 2008, 12:53 AM Post #5 |
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How about a Voyager Movie
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Of Mice and Men?Mice are somewhat small as I remember. :lol: What word might go with a biscuit and also rhyme with Frimp?
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| Data's Cat's Sister | Apr 1 2008, 03:48 PM Post #6 |
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Wow. How small would a mouse shot glass have to be! |
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| Sloane31 | Apr 1 2008, 03:51 PM Post #7 |
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You're a Topshop princess, a rockstar too
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| Intrepid2002 | Apr 1 2008, 05:05 PM Post #8 |
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UNGH!
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| somerled | Apr 3 2008, 03:27 AM Post #9 |
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Admiral MacDonald RN
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| UncleSlickhead | Apr 4 2008, 02:40 PM Post #10 |
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Have you ever seen that infomercial for Extenze? It is, without a doubt, the most annoying thing on television. First, they keep saying that Extenze will make that 'certain part' of the male anatomy larger. WHICH PART? The big toe? The right earlobe? The left butt cheek? If you mean penis, then say PENIS damn you! And let's not forget the panel of complete skanks they get together to tell us that size really matters to women. "I was really in love with this one guy, but he was smaller than I'd prefer, so I had to end it." That's love. "There's no such thing as too big." Yeah? Well, I've got a baseball bat right here. Or how about this watermelon? Now tell me there's no such thing as too big, porn tramp. I hate those people. |
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| Franko | Apr 4 2008, 08:22 PM Post #11 |
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Touche, uncle. I've seen that, too. They have some ex=porn stars sitting around. "I think all men would like to be bigger". Yeah, we'd really like those 14 inch industrial size cleaner hoses hanging from our loins. Yeah, like that's what all women want. Course, I'm open to arguments on this from the other side.....
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| Intrepid2002 | Apr 4 2008, 09:32 PM Post #12 |
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UNGH!
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You want us to argue with you that small is better?
I'll have to confer with the SisterHood about this one. We need to have a concensus and be of one mind. I guess we will get back to you all on that one in the form of a public statement. Next item on the agenda is to find a spokesperson. |
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| somerled | Apr 5 2008, 05:47 AM Post #13 |
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Got to be careful not catch the ol' donga in the fly .... .... that really brings tears to the eyes when that happens .Talking of really annoying male sex enhancement ads .... the one where two guys play the pianno with their dongas that's been running here in late evenings is about as pathetic as I have seen for a long time (with the exception of the ads advertising phone sex lines that show all those nearly naked tarts .... yeh right .... you'll probably get some old granny who happens to have a sexy voice when ring them , gotta be sad to use those "services"). |
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| somerled | Apr 5 2008, 05:50 AM Post #14 |
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Sounds like a very interesting sisters ONLY poll for one the sisters to do. Might be very interesting for us MISTERTREKKERS to observe. |
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| Data's Cat's Sister | Apr 5 2008, 10:14 AM Post #15 |
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Assuming that size matters is to assume that all women's vaginas and genitals are the same. Perhaps it is the case that some penises are too small for some women, but just right for others? The 'too small' hypothesis also assumes that there are tried and tested methods and formulas for giving women sexual pleasure that will work with every woman and that the penis is the most important part in a women's sexual experience. This just isn't true. Women's bodies are differant and differant women get pleasure from differant things. When you consider that a women's mental state and hormone levels also play a huge part (please excuse the pun) in sexual arousal how significant can penis size really be? When you factor in that many women do not reach orgasm by penetration alone does it even matter at all? I've had one sexual partner so I haven't had the opportunity for comparison but I would say that penis size doesn't matter. The advert mentioned above really saddens me. There was a time when the media and advertisers didn't target men so much. Nowadays it seems like there is a whole industry geared towards making men feel negative about their bodies, just like there is towards women.
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.... that really brings tears to the eyes when that happens .

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