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Its true...
Topic Started: Mar 17 2008, 02:21 PM (354 Views)
8247
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Apparently we look like this now
Found this on another board...



How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't - There's a clock on the oven.

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told

I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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HistoryDude
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Shaken, not stirred...
Oh, my! :o This doesn't constitute female bashing, does it...? :blink: :ermm: :lol:

I fully expect the defense's case very soon over in Sister, Sister... :P
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8247
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Apparently we look like this now
Woman bashing? Nope. I'd never do that. :angel:
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captain_proton_au
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A Robot in Disguise

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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.


Ha! :lol:
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Sgt. Jaggs
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How about a Voyager Movie
Done laughing my ass off!

WoW dude............. :ermm: :blink:

Its gonna be a long long time........... :shuffle:
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rowskid86
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Suck my Spock
those where good.


I have one to add


Why did the women cross the road?
Does it matter why is she out of the Kitchen?


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Intrepid2002
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UNGH!
self edited


No wonder you guys never get any. ;)
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Sloane31
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You're a Topshop princess, a rockstar too
I've only just noticed this thread
I used to have a geography teacher who would come out with these lines all the time
No wonder half the class failed we spent all our time in debate over should women drive or why they have small feet
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