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Monkey business
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Topic Started: Jan 20 2008, 08:07 AM (665 Views)
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ImpulseEngine
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Jan 23 2008, 10:07 AM
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I could go for a rhesus peanut butter cup about now.
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Franko
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Jan 23 2008, 10:07 PM
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OK, I'll tell the joke, but most of you won't respect me in the morning.
Spoiler: click to toggle OK, this female elephant in the jungle gets a thorn stuck in it's paw. With no real way to remove the thorn, she suddenly sees a small male mouse making his way toward her.
"Hey, little mouse," our lady elephant says. "Could you help me for a moment ?"
"Sure," the mouse replies, eyeing up the enormous beast.
"I've got a thorn stuck in my paw, and I was wondering if you could be so kind as to pull it out."
"OK", the male mouse replies, all the while thinking of a way to exploit the situation. "But only on one condition. I want some sex afterward."
Trying to stifle a laugh, the lady elephant blurts out, "Sure, whatever. I'll be grazing here for a while anyway."
So, with that, the mouse goes to work and gingerly removes the painfull thorn. At that, the elephant moves over beneath a large tree and begins grazing; practically forgetting about the tiny mouse and it's absurd request.
However, the mouse, being a typical male and all, immediately runs up the hind leg of the elephant, brushes it's tail aside, and begins to indulge himself.
Meanwhile, sitting atop the towering tree overhead, a rather playful monkey has been taking all of this in. Thinking to contribute a little mischief to this situation, he hefts a rather large coconut he's been carrying, and deftly throws it at the lady elephant's head, scoring a direct hit with some considerable force.
Stunned for a moment, the elephant groans from the hit, and a slight shudder runs through it's body.
To which the ambitious and egocentric male mouse responds:
"Suffer, baby, suffer !!!!!"
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Sgt. Jaggs
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Jan 23 2008, 10:11 PM
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How about a Voyager Movie
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That is so F%$#ed up! :lol:
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somerled
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Jan 25 2008, 08:31 AM
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- Franko
- Jan 24 2008, 01:07 PM
OK, I'll tell the joke, but most of you won't respect me in the morning. Spoiler: click to toggle OK, this female elephant in the jungle gets a thorn stuck in it's paw. With no real way to remove the thorn, she suddenly sees a small male mouse making his way toward her.
"Hey, little mouse," our lady elephant says. "Could you help me for a moment ?"
"Sure," the mouse replies, eyeing up the enormous beast.
"I've got a thorn stuck in my paw, and I was wondering if you could be so kind as to pull it out."
"OK", the male mouse replies, all the while thinking of a way to exploit the situation. "But only on one condition. I want some sex afterward."
Trying to stifle a laugh, the lady elephant blurts out, "Sure, whatever. I'll be grazing here for a while anyway."
So, with that, the mouse goes to work and gingerly removes the painfull thorn. At that, the elephant moves over beneath a large tree and begins grazing; practically forgetting about the tiny mouse and it's absurd request.
However, the mouse, being a typical male and all, immediately runs up the hind leg of the elephant, brushes it's tail aside, and begins to indulge himself.
Meanwhile, sitting atop the towering tree overhead, a rather playful monkey has been taking all of this in. Thinking to contribute a little mischief to this situation, he hefts a rather large coconut he's been carrying, and deftly throws it at the lady elephant's head, scoring a direct hit with some considerable force.
Stunned for a moment, the elephant groans from the hit, and a slight shudder runs through it's body.
To which the ambitious and egocentric male mouse responds:
"Suffer, baby, suffer !!!!!"
I'll pay that ....
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Intrepid2002
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Jan 25 2008, 11:02 AM
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UNGH!
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The lady white elephant could of sat on the mouse by accident after being dazed by the coconuts.
Now that would have been a climactic ending. No?
:lol:
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ImpulseEngine
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Jan 25 2008, 11:06 AM
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And here I thought the joke was going to be about the drunk who walked into the monkey bar.
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Intrepid2002
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Jan 25 2008, 11:08 AM
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UNGH!
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Okay, your turn IE...
Haven't heard that one yet. :lol:
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ImpulseEngine
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Jan 25 2008, 11:10 AM
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That was it...
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Intrepid2002
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Jan 25 2008, 11:12 AM
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UNGH!
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Oy!
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Jan 26 2008, 08:40 PM
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- Franko
- Jan 24 2008, 03:07 AM
OK, I'll tell the joke, but most of you won't respect me in the morning. Spoiler: click to toggle OK, this female elephant in the jungle gets a thorn stuck in it's paw. With no real way to remove the thorn, she suddenly sees a small male mouse making his way toward her.
"Hey, little mouse," our lady elephant says. "Could you help me for a moment ?"
"Sure," the mouse replies, eyeing up the enormous beast.
"I've got a thorn stuck in my paw, and I was wondering if you could be so kind as to pull it out."
"OK", the male mouse replies, all the while thinking of a way to exploit the situation. "But only on one condition. I want some sex afterward."
Trying to stifle a laugh, the lady elephant blurts out, "Sure, whatever. I'll be grazing here for a while anyway."
So, with that, the mouse goes to work and gingerly removes the painfull thorn. At that, the elephant moves over beneath a large tree and begins grazing; practically forgetting about the tiny mouse and it's absurd request.
However, the mouse, being a typical male and all, immediately runs up the hind leg of the elephant, brushes it's tail aside, and begins to indulge himself.
Meanwhile, sitting atop the towering tree overhead, a rather playful monkey has been taking all of this in. Thinking to contribute a little mischief to this situation, he hefts a rather large coconut he's been carrying, and deftly throws it at the lady elephant's head, scoring a direct hit with some considerable force.
Stunned for a moment, the elephant groans from the hit, and a slight shudder runs through it's body.
To which the ambitious and egocentric male mouse responds:
"Suffer, baby, suffer !!!!!"
OK, I debated.
Click on the spoiler box or not? What to do, what to do?
I clicked on the joke and read it. I had never heard it before.
Then, I turned off my computer and went to watch a Saturday afternoon movie while doing my laundry. I never heard of the movie before, but, hey, I like ballet so I thought I would give it a try.
Within 5 minutes of my turning the movie on, one of the characters in the movie told the same joke.

Coincidence?
Or has Franko been watching movies about ballet?
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somerled
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Jan 26 2008, 10:33 PM
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- Jan 27 2008, 11:40 AM
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- Jan 24 2008, 03:07 AM
OK, I'll tell the joke, but most of you won't respect me in the morning. Spoiler: click to toggle OK, this female elephant in the jungle gets a thorn stuck in it's paw. With no real way to remove the thorn, she suddenly sees a small male mouse making his way toward her.
"Hey, little mouse," our lady elephant says. "Could you help me for a moment ?"
"Sure," the mouse replies, eyeing up the enormous beast.
"I've got a thorn stuck in my paw, and I was wondering if you could be so kind as to pull it out."
"OK", the male mouse replies, all the while thinking of a way to exploit the situation. "But only on one condition. I want some sex afterward."
Trying to stifle a laugh, the lady elephant blurts out, "Sure, whatever. I'll be grazing here for a while anyway."
So, with that, the mouse goes to work and gingerly removes the painfull thorn. At that, the elephant moves over beneath a large tree and begins grazing; practically forgetting about the tiny mouse and it's absurd request.
However, the mouse, being a typical male and all, immediately runs up the hind leg of the elephant, brushes it's tail aside, and begins to indulge himself.
Meanwhile, sitting atop the towering tree overhead, a rather playful monkey has been taking all of this in. Thinking to contribute a little mischief to this situation, he hefts a rather large coconut he's been carrying, and deftly throws it at the lady elephant's head, scoring a direct hit with some considerable force.
Stunned for a moment, the elephant groans from the hit, and a slight shudder runs through it's body.
To which the ambitious and egocentric male mouse responds:
"Suffer, baby, suffer !!!!!"
OK, I debated. Click on the spoiler box or not? What to do, what to do? I clicked on the joke and read it. I had never heard it before. Then, I turned off my computer and went to watch a Saturday afternoon movie while doing my laundry. I never heard of the movie before, but, hey, I like ballet so I thought I would give it a try. Within 5 minutes of my turning the movie on, one of the characters in the movie told the same joke.  Coincidence? Or has Franko been watching movies about ballet?
Has Franko been sprung ??
Is that a mancard punch for Franko for watching a movie about ballet
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