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| Intrepid2002 | Nov 12 2007, 09:52 PM Post #16 |
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UNGH!
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Rebuttal in italics. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" On Purpose! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. We don't expect you to be, just catch on to the obvious. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Just watch your aim. We don't mind the seat up, its the mess all over the floor we hate. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Limit it to Sundays and the occacional hockey game two or three times a week and we'll be fine. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. You hunt , we gather. Deal with it. 1. Crying is blackmail. No, crying is like farting, just happens, like it or not. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! Why? You can't catch on to subtlety? So instead of saying something like "Oh it's Valentines Day on Friday," we should say "Instead of being an unromantic prick this year go buy me something decent" ? 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Unless you are the one asking the question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. WTF(ranko)? Have you no empathy?. You're supposed to be our best friends but we can't discuss a problem with you?1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. There's nothing a good pair of heels can't fix. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. So do we but we don't half undress and adjust ourselves in front of others, its just bad manners. Besides, if it is something constant, they make creams for that. 1. When we have to go somewhere in a hurry, absolutely anything you wear is fine. REALLY! So the Victoria's Secret analogy means nothing. 1. You have enough clothes. Not possible. 1. You have too many shoes. Don't even go there. 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. No, thank you. Because I'm the Mama, that's why. :lol:
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| Mel | Nov 12 2007, 09:56 PM Post #17 |
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Coffee Lover
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You're my hero, Sister!
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| Minuet | Nov 12 2007, 10:32 PM Post #18 |
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Fleet Admiral Assistant wRench, Chief Supper Officer
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| Hoss | Nov 13 2007, 08:56 AM Post #19 |
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Don't make me use my bare hands on you.
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The stupid toilet lid cover cozy thing. I don't get why women love those so much. All it does is make it so that the seat won't stay up because it is too fluffy and the seat won't go all the way up. So, i am standing there, peeing with the seat up like a good boy and WHAM!, the seat comes down. GRRRRR! When i see the toilet lid cozy, i generally take it off and go hide it. Don't inflict these upon men, unless, of course, you don't mind if we just pee all over the seat. :lol: And yes, it is possible to have enough clothes and shoes. Now tools, that's another thing all together.
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| Vice Fleet Admiral Andrew Scott | Nov 28 2007, 07:08 AM Post #20 |
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Fleet Security | Personnel | Commander of StarBase 52
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Bravo Bravo, I agree. Col. Andrew Scott |
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Have you no empathy?. You're supposed to be our best friends but we can't discuss a problem with you?
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7:59 PM Jul 10