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| Fesarius | Aug 30 2007, 09:31 PM Post #16 |
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Slick, What's for dessert at this luncheon? Also, who/what will be the entertainment? |
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| UncleSlickhead | Aug 31 2007, 04:30 PM Post #17 |
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High Priest of the Church of the Blalock's Booty
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Well, I can offer a program of the event for your perusal. I. Welcome to the Possible Campaign! * Sign-in, receive nametag and Slick Ain't Runnin' t-shirt * Guests are greeted by popular comedian and well-known politco Carrot Top * Guests adjourn to seats in the High Muckety-Muck Room of the Skeeter City Bowl 'N' Bait II. Lunch * Slickhead Garcia welcomes guests, announces service of six course French meal * Lunch is served: * First course- Seared Sea Scallops with Chanterelles, Coconut Milk, and Chervil * Second course- Brandied Pumpkin Soup * Third course- Fava Bean and Goat Cheese Salad * Fourth course- Sorbet in Disco Ball Halves * Fifth course- Roasted Chicken with Grapefruit and Pink Peppercorn sauce * Dessert course- Pear Galette * Slickhead Garcia introduces the chef; Slickhead Garcia points out that chef is directly responsible for any intestinal distress III. Entertainment * Lecture- "Why Slickhead Should Be President" by Jessica Simpson * Slickhead officially distances self from Jessica Simpson while noting that she IS smoking hot * Slickhead Garcia fields questions from guests; mainly 'When the heck is the music gonna start?' * Kurt Loder offers historical retrospective of Starland Vocal Band; is roundly beaten by group of politically active grandmas * Starland Vocal Band performs * Madness * Mayhem * Melee Combat There you have it. Should be a fine night of family entertainment. |
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| Fesarius | Aug 31 2007, 04:52 PM Post #18 |
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The real reason is because Jolene Blalock has been invited and is in attendance.
Jerry Garcia's twin brother?
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| 8247 | Aug 31 2007, 05:13 PM Post #19 |
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Apparently we look like this now
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You might want to ask Walter Mondale about running on a platform where you come right out and say that there will be new taxes.
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