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Topic Started: Aug 29 2007, 06:11 PM (422 Views)
Fesarius
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Slick,

What's for dessert at this luncheon? Also, who/what will be the entertainment?
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UncleSlickhead
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Well, I can offer a program of the event for your perusal.

I. Welcome to the Possible Campaign!
* Sign-in, receive nametag and Slick Ain't Runnin' t-shirt
* Guests are greeted by popular comedian and well-known politco
Carrot Top
* Guests adjourn to seats in the High Muckety-Muck Room of the
Skeeter City Bowl 'N' Bait
II. Lunch
* Slickhead Garcia welcomes guests, announces service of six course
French meal
* Lunch is served:
* First course- Seared Sea Scallops with Chanterelles, Coconut
Milk, and Chervil
* Second course- Brandied Pumpkin Soup
* Third course- Fava Bean and Goat Cheese Salad
* Fourth course- Sorbet in Disco Ball Halves
* Fifth course- Roasted Chicken with Grapefruit and Pink
Peppercorn sauce
* Dessert course- Pear Galette
* Slickhead Garcia introduces the chef; Slickhead Garcia points out
that chef is directly responsible for any intestinal distress
III. Entertainment
* Lecture- "Why Slickhead Should Be President" by Jessica Simpson
* Slickhead officially distances self from Jessica Simpson while noting
that she IS smoking hot
* Slickhead Garcia fields questions from guests; mainly 'When the
heck is the music gonna start?'
* Kurt Loder offers historical retrospective of Starland Vocal Band; is
roundly beaten by group of politically active grandmas
* Starland Vocal Band performs
* Madness
* Mayhem
* Melee Combat

There you have it.
Should be a fine night of family entertainment.
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Fesarius
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* Lecture- "Why Slickhead Should Be President" by Jessica Simpson

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* Slickhead officially distances self from Jessica Simpson while noting that she IS smoking hot

The real reason is because Jolene Blalock has been invited and is in attendance.
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* Slickhead Garcia fields questions from guests; mainly 'When the heck is the music gonna start?'

:clap: Jerry Garcia's twin brother? :Fes:
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Apparently we look like this now
UncleSlickhead
Aug 30 2007, 05:40 PM
!

What is this? I feel a new tax coming on!

You might want to ask Walter Mondale about running on a platform where you come right out and say that there will be new taxes. ;)
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