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Topic Started: Jul 22 2007, 02:51 PM (382 Views)
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Jul 22 2007, 02:51 PM
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In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes & you get points. Do something she dislikes & points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system...
Simple Duties You make the bed...................................................+1 You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows..........0 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets........................-1 You leave the toilet seat up.......................................-5 You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty...................0 When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex........-1 When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom..-2 You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light pantyliners with wings.......+5 But return with beer...............................................-5 You check out a suspicious noise at night...........................0 You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing...................0 You check out a suspicious noise and it's something................+5 You pummel it with a six iron.....................................+10 It's her father...................................................-10
Your Physique You develop a noticeable potbelly...........-15 You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it...+10 You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts..........-5
Finances You spend a lot of money on something impractical............-5 Something she can't use...................-10 Such as a motorized model airplane..............-20 And she got a small appliance for her birthday.............-40
Driving You lost the directions on a trip..............-4 You lost the directions and end up getting lost..............-10 You end up getting lost in a bad part of town........-15 You get lost in a bad part of town and meet the locals up close and personal.........-25 You know them.........-60
The Big Question She asks, "Do I look fat?".................-5 (Sensitive questions always start with a deficit) You hesitate in responding............-10 You reply, "Where?"...........-35
Communication When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression......0 When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes..........+5 You listen for more than 30 min. without looking at the TV........+10 She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep.............-20
Social Engagements You stay by her side the entire party..........0 You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy........-2 Named Tiffany....................-4 Tiffany is a dancer...................-6 Tiffany has implants...................-8 When mingling, you hold your mate's hand and gaze at her lovingly...........+1 When mingling, you introduce her as "the ol' ball and chain" and pat her on the rump..........-5 When your mate points toward a hot-looking woman and asks you if you think she is attractive, you say, "Yes, but nowhere near as attractive as you"................+1 When your mate points to a woman and asks if you think she's attractive, you say, "Yeah, but she's lousy in bed"......-6 That woman is her sister....................-90 You have one drink, and that's it................0 You have more than a few & perform the tango with a poodle.........-2 You have a lot of drinks, vaguely remember being fingerprinted....-18
Saturday Afternoon You go to the mall together.....................+3 You go to the mall, drop her off at the entrance, then park the car....................+4 You go to the mall, drop her off at the entrance, then drive to a sports bar...................-2 You spend the day shopping for furniture and pretend to like it....+3 You spend the day shopping for furniture, and nap on a sectional....0 You spend the day at a wholesale club, buying in bulk .............+3 Most of it chips and beer ..............-6 You tackle a large household project, such as painting the den............+15 Or refinishing the floors......................+16 Or rewiring the basement....................+17 Or adding a second floor................+18 Or setting up a Nerf Ball hoop over the bathroom wastebasket.......-6 And you're tickled pink about it.....................-15 You visit her parents.....................0 You visit her parents and actually make conversation ..............+3 You visit her parents and stare vacantly at the television ........-3 And the television is off........................-6 You spend the afternoon watching college football in your underwear...........-6 And you didn't even go to college..............-10 And it's not your underwear....................-15
Her Birthday You take her out to dinner....................0 You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar...............+1 Okay, it is a sports bar.........................-2 And it's all-you-can-eat night....................-3 It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team.......-10 You go to a nice, pricey restaurant & hire a guitar player.........+3 You go to a pricey restaurant, hire a guitar player and get up and sing.............................+4 If you stink.............................+2 If you're not half bad........................+5 You get up and sing a Barry Manilow song, and you're escorted out to much applause...........-2 You give her a gift........................0 You give her a gift and it's a small appliance.............-10 You give her a gift and it's not a small appliance ...........+1 You give her a gift, and it isn't chocolate..................+2 You give her a gift that you'll be paying off for months..........+30 You wait until the last minute and buy her a gift that day........-10 With her credit card...............-30 And whatever you bought is two sizes too big..........-40
Thoughtfulness You forget her birthday completely.......................-20 You forget your anniversary.....................-30 You forget to pick her up at the bus station...........-45 Which is in Newark, New Jersey...................-50 And the pouring rain dissolves her leg cast.............-60
A Night Out With The Boys Go out with a pal ...........................-5 And the pal is happily married ...................-4 Or frighteningly single ....................-7 And he drives a Mustang....................-10 With a personalized license plate (GR8 N BED)...............-15 You have a few beers.................-9 And miss curfew by an hour.................-12 You miss curfew by an hour and you didn't call....................-20 You get home at 3 am....................-30 You get home at 3 am smelling of booze and cheap cigars...........-40 And not wearing any pants......................-50 Is that a tattoo??.................-200
Her Night Out You stay home while she goes out with her annoying friend from work...................+5 She goes out with her annoying work friends, and she comes home late.................+10 You wait up.......................+15 She goes out, comes home late and drunk, and you put her to bed..........+20
A Night At Home You watch TV together.................0 You rent a movie...............+2 You rent a movie and it's SENSE & SENSIBILITY...................+3 It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you stay awake throughout.............+5 It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you fall asleep.......................-1 It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you fall asleep and drool.............-2
A Night Out You take her to a movie........................+2 You take her to a movie she likes...................+4 You take her to a movie you hate ...................+6 You take her to a movie you like.................-2 It's called DeathCop 3.......................-3 Which features cyborgs having sex..................-9 You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans...........-15
Flowers You buy her flowers only when it's expected........................ 0 You buy her flowers as a surprise, just for the hell of it........+20 You give her wildflowers you've actually picked yourself..........+30 And she contracts Lyme disease....................................-25
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Jul 23 2007, 02:32 AM
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one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
Why ?
How about making the man happy ?
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Jul 23 2007, 03:19 AM
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- somerled
- Jul 22 2007, 11:32 PM
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one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
Why ? How about making the man happy ?
Sommerled starts out the thread now at minus 200......... :lol:
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She asks, "Do I look fat?".................-5 (Sensitive questions always start with a deficit)
Noooo..... not the sensitive question torture........
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Jul 23 2007, 04:19 AM
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Apparently we look like this now
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Simple Duties You make the bed...................................................+1...0 You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows..........0...0 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets........................-1...-1 You leave the toilet seat up.......................................-5...-6 You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty...................0..-6 When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex........-1...-6 When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom..-2...still-6 You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light pantyliners with wings.......+5...still -6. But return with beer...............................................-5..still -6 because I wouldnt buy that product in the first place. You check out a suspicious noise at night...........................0 No points for that? Still -6 You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing...................0 Still -6 You check out a suspicious noise and it's something................+5 Hmmm...It has happened before. I'm now -1 You pummel it with a six iron.....................................+10 I chased him off with my gun in my hand. I'm taking the points here. +9 It's her father...................................................-10 It wasnt her father. +9
Your Physique You develop a noticeable potbelly...........-15...I can comfortably hide it. +9 You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it...+10 Did that when I cut soda out of my daily routine, and it went from noticeable to being able to hide it. I'm taking the points. +19 You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts..........-5 Didnt do that. +19
Finances You spend a lot of money on something impractical............-5 I don't spend lots of money on impratical things. Maybe a little, but not lot. +19 Something she can't use...................-10 See the previous point. +19 Such as a motorized model airplane..............-20 N/A. +19 And she got a small appliance for her birthday.............-40 I'm not stupid. +19
Driving You lost the directions on a trip..............-4 I'm very good with directions, and would never lose them..if I even needed them in the first place. +19 You lost the directions and end up getting lost..............-10 Never happened. +19 You end up getting lost in a bad part of town........-15 Once again..+19 You get lost in a bad part of town and meet the locals up close and personal.........-25 Digging here. Still +19 You know them.........-60 Something you need to tell us? +19
The Big Question She asks, "Do I look fat?".................-5 Why do I get docked points because she asks? Not my fault that she asked. +19 (Sensitive questions always start with a deficit) You hesitate in responding............-10 You're grasping here. Of course I'll respond. "You're not fat, baby. It looks great on you." +19 You reply, "Where?"...........-35 I'm not stupid. +19
Communication When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression......0 +19 When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes..........+5 +24 You listen for more than 30 min. without looking at the TV........+10 I am capable of multitasking, so I won't take the points. +24 She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep.............-20 I'm not stupid. +24
Social Engagements You stay by her side the entire party..........0 +24 You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy........-2 I'll invite him over, and introduce them. +24 Named Tiffany....................-4 I'm not stupid. +24 Tiffany is a dancer...................-6 I'm not stupid. +24 Tiffany has implants...................-8 I'm not stupid. +24 When mingling, you hold your mate's hand and gaze at her lovingly...........+1 Only one??? +25 When mingling, you introduce her as "the ol' ball and chain" and pat her on the rump..........-5 I'm not stupid. +25 When your mate points toward a hot-looking woman and asks you if you think she is attractive, you say, "Yes, but nowhere near as attractive as you"................+1 I'm not stupid. +26 When your mate points to a woman and asks if you think she's attractive, you say, "Yeah, but she's lousy in bed"......-6 Damn...Are there guys who are that stupid? +26 That woman is her sister....................-90 +26 You have one drink, and that's it................0 Not possible, but since it awarded zero... I'm still +26 You have more than a few & perform the tango with a poodle.........-2 I can handle mi alcohol. +26 You have a lot of drinks, vaguely remember being fingerprinted....-18 I know when to call a cab. +26
Saturday Afternoon You go to the mall together.....................+3 I will do that...sometimes. I'll take one point on this one. +27 You go to the mall, drop her off at the entrance, then park the car....................+4 Won't do that. +27 You go to the mall, drop her off at the entrance, then drive to a sports bar...................-2 I'm not stupid. +27. You spend the day shopping for furniture and pretend to like it....+3 Its happened. +30 You spend the day shopping for furniture, and nap on a sectional....0 I wish. lol +30 You spend the day at a wholesale club, buying in bulk .............+3 Not a member of a wholsale club. +30 Most of it chips and beer ..............-6 See previous answer. +30 You tackle a large household project, such as painting the den............+15 I like home improvement projects. +45 Or refinishing the floors......................+16 I know how to use a buffer, and I enjoy doint it. +61 Or rewiring the basement....................+17 Nope. Not an electrician. +61 Or adding a second floor................+18 I'd try it. +79 Or setting up a Nerf Ball hoop over the bathroom wastebasket.......-6 That isnt me, but i do know people who have done that. +79 And you're tickled pink about it.....................-15...+79 You visit her parents.....................0 There should be points for that...but since there isnt, +79 You visit her parents and actually make conversation ..............+3 Been there, done that. +82 You visit her parents and stare vacantly at the television ........-3 I'm not stupid. +82 And the television is off........................-6..sigh..+82 You spend the afternoon watching college football in your underwear...........-6 I don't watch college football. +82 And you didn't even go to college..............-10 I did go to college. +82 And it's not your underwear....................-15 +82
Her Birthday You take her out to dinner....................0 +82 You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar...............+1 +83 Okay, it is a sports bar.........................-2 I'm not stupid. +83 And it's all-you-can-eat night....................-3 I'm not stupid. +83 It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team.......-10 I wouldnt take her out for dinner during the Phins game. I'd do it after at a nice restaurant. +83 You go to a nice, pricey restaurant & hire a guitar player.........+3 Done it, and would again. +86 You go to a pricey restaurant, hire a guitar player and get up and sing.............................+4 Done that too. +90 If you stink.............................+2 I am a good singer. +90 If you're not half bad........................+5 I'm better than 'not half bad.' +95 You get up and sing a Barry Manilow song, and you're escorted out to much applause...........-2 Singing Manilow is a man card punch. +95 You give her a gift........................0 +95 You give her a gift and it's a small appliance.............-10 I'm not stupid. +95 You give her a gift and it's not a small appliance ...........+1 +96 You give her a gift, and it isn't chocolate..................+2 +98...I'm very creative You give her a gift that you'll be paying off for months..........+30 Sorry...I'm not stupid. +98 You wait until the last minute and buy her a gift that day........-10 +98 With her credit card...............-30 +98 And whatever you bought is two sizes too big..........-40 +98
Thoughtfulness You forget her birthday completely.......................-20 From now on when I want to say "I'm not stupid" I'm just going to type: INS. +98 You forget your anniversary.....................-30 INS. +98 You forget to pick her up at the bus station...........-45 No bus stations where I live, or have lived. Anyway, INS +98 Which is in Newark, New Jersey...................-50 N/A +98 And the pouring rain dissolves her leg cast.............-60 N/A +98
A Night Out With The Boys Go out with a pal ...........................-5 I wouldnt be with a girl who frowned on that. I am not taking any points off. (I would alo encourage her to go out with her friends.) +98 And the pal is happily married ...................-4 See above. +98 Or frighteningly single ....................-7 See above. +98 And he drives a Mustang....................-10 What does my friend's ca have to do with me? +98 With a personalized license plate (GR8 N BED)...............-15 I wouldnt be friends with that guy. +98 You have a few beers.................-9 So, I'm supposed to sit there and drink water or soda? I'll take the -9. +89 And miss curfew by an hour.................-12 I don't have a curfew. I'll say what time I think I'm going to be home, and be there. +89 You miss curfew by an hour and you didn't call....................-20 See above. +89 You get home at 3 am....................-30 Where's the problem with that? If I say that I'm getting home around 3? +89 You get home at 3 am smelling of booze and cheap cigars...........-40 I only drink beer, and don't smoke cigars. +89 And not wearing any pants......................-50 I'm not Mike Welsby. +89 Is that a tattoo??.................-200 I hate the one I have, and would never get another one. +89
Her Night Out You stay home while she goes out with her annoying friend from work...................+5 Why am I docked points for going out with my friends? I'd be glad to stay home. +94 She goes out with her annoying work friends, and she comes home late.................+10 Once again..why the double standard? Still, I wouldnt care. I TRUST her. +104 You wait up.......................+15 I would..if I didnt have to be at work the next morning like a responsible adult. +119 She goes out, comes home late and drunk, and you put her to bed..........+20 Been there, done that. +139
A Night At Home You watch TV together.................0 +139 You rent a movie...............+2 +141 You rent a movie and it's SENSE & SENSIBILITY...................+3 +141 It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you stay awake throughout.............+5 hmmm...+141 It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you fall asleep.......................-1 more likely...+140 It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you fall asleep and drool.............-2 I don't drool in my sleep. +140
A Night Out You take her to a movie........................+2 Sure. +142 You take her to a movie she likes...................+4 No problem. +146 You take her to a movie you hate ...................+6 Sure...I'm a very light sleeper. +152 You take her to a movie you like.................-2 I know better than to take a woman to a guy film. +152 It's called DeathCop 3.......................-3 See previous answer. +152 Which features cyborgs having sex..................-9 See previous answer. +152 You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans...........-15 INS. +152
Flowers You buy her flowers only when it's expected........................ 0 +152 You buy her flowers as a surprise, just for the hell of it........+20 Sometimes. +172 You give her wildflowers you've actually picked yourself..........+30 Done it, and will again. +202 And she contracts Lyme disease....................................-25 N/A. Final score +202!
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Ok, I'll try this....Adding and posting my score as I go.
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Jul 23 2007, 06:58 AM
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UNGH!
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So what's your score Frimpy? I'm sure all the brothers of SisterTrek would end up in the positive.... only because they know what's good for them.
Well except for one....... and I'm sure the wife is bringing dinner to him to the cave as we speak.
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Jul 23 2007, 07:38 AM
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He came up over 200 but only because he moved a few of the goal posts. :lol:
Frimp - the double standard is the point. It's not how many points you would reward yourself. It's how many you would actually get.
Life isn't fair
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Jul 23 2007, 08:15 AM
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Well done Frimp! 202 points! Those brutes on the other side aren't going to give you a man punch for taking the poll, are they?
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It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you fall asleep and drool.............-2 I don't drool in my sleep. +140
Heck, I'd fall asleep during SENSE & SENSIBILITY and would probably be snoring.... really loud. I'd much rather watch a "guy" movie.
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Jul 23 2007, 08:15 AM
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one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
Why ? How about making the man happy ?
Sommerled starts out the thread now at minus 200......... :lol: - Quote:
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She asks, "Do I look fat?".................-5 (Sensitive questions always start with a deficit)
Noooo..... not the sensitive question torture........
I can live with that ...
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Jul 23 2007, 08:18 AM
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So what's your score Frimpy? I'm sure all the brothers of SisterTrek would end up in the positive.... only because they know what's good for them.
Well except for one....... and I'm sure the wife is bringing dinner to him to the cave as we speak. B} :lol:
If she knows what's good for her , she's barefoot , pregnant and knows he's the boss too . 
Simple Duties You make the bed...................................................+1
., sometimes . You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows..........0
. decorative pillows ??? You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets........................-1
. Good technique You leave the toilet seat up.......................................-5
. Always You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty...................0
.. only if I need too (I run out while using it) When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex........-1
.. yep , or newspaper When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom..-2
. We only have one bathroom You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light pantyliners with wings.......+5
. If its on the list and I can find them. But return with beer...............................................-5
.. not beer , maybe a couple of meat pies. You check out a suspicious noise at night...........................0
. If she can wake me up You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing...................0
. Go back to sleep You check out a suspicious noise and it's something................+5
. Turn the outside lights on , Call the cops , Go back to sleep You pummel it with a six iron.....................................+10
nope , Ill leave that to cops , we have insurance and nothing is worth risking your life to keep It's her father...................................................-10
. If its her dad , I tell him to F*** OFF.
Your Physique You develop a noticeable potbelly...........-15 , its my chest slumping under gravitys influence You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it...+10 , not really , a bit of weight training , mostly social You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts..........-5
. Nice loose and baggy Track pants and sloppy joes are better at this time of year (winter)
Finances You spend a lot of money on something impractical............-5
. Yes , I have spent a bit on my maksutov camera (spread out over 3 years Something she can't use...................-10
.. sure she can , if she wants Such as a motorized model airplane..............-20
. Nope , no interest in that And she got a small appliance for her birthday.............-40
. How did you know ? sex toys are appliances
. right ?
Driving You lost the directions on a trip..............-4
. Never (if I can see the sun , or see the stars , I know which way I am going) You lost the directions and end up getting lost..............-10
..nope You end up getting lost in a bad part of town........-15
. Nope (I never go there) You get lost in a bad part of town and meet the locals up close and personal.........-25 (See above) You know them.........-60 (yep , they also go fishing , and are mates).
The Big Question She asks, "Do I look fat?".................-5 (I say yep , you should take that tent off :evil:, actually Mrs.Somerled is quite thin so I she has never asked this question) (Sensitive questions always start with a deficit) You hesitate in responding............-10 (no) You reply, "Where?"...........-35 (no)
Communication When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression......0
. yes When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes..........+5 (yes
well I look like am listening , I have probably switched off by then) You listen for more than 30 min. without looking at the TV........+10 (
. No TV ????) She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep.............-20 (is the snoring , or glased look a give away
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Social Engagements You stay by her side the entire party..........0
nope You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy........-2 (nope) Named Tiffany....................-4 (more likely Sharon , or Jane or Lyn) Tiffany is a dancer...................-6 (yes) Tiffany has implants...................-8 (dont know) When mingling, you hold your mate's hand and gaze at her lovingly...........+1 (nope) When mingling, you introduce her as "the ol' ball and chain" and pat her on the rump..........-5 (something like that) When your mate points toward a hot-looking woman and asks you if you think she is attractive, you say, "Yes, but nowhere near as attractive as you"................+1 (I look and make no comment , I might to get my leg over later when we get home ) When your mate points to a woman and asks if you think she's attractive, you say, "Yeah, but she's lousy in bed"......-6 That woman is her sister....................-90 (yes her little sisters are very pretty , especially the middle one
.) You have one drink, and that's it................0 (not likely) You have more than a few & perform the tango with a poodle.........-2 You have a lot of drinks, vaguely remember being fingerprinted....-18 (never been that far gone)
Saturday Afternoon You go to the mall together.....................+3 (npt likely) You go to the mall, drop her off at the entrance, then park the car....................+4 (and sit in it while reading a magazine , book , or listening to the radio) You go to the mall, drop her off at the entrance, then drive to a sports bar...................-2 You spend the day shopping for furniture and pretend to like it....+3 (never) You spend the day shopping for furniture, and nap on a sectional....0 You spend the day at a wholesale club, buying in bulk .............+3 (never) Most of it chips and beer ..............-6 You tackle a large household project, such as painting the den............+15 (yep , Ive actually done a lot of home improvements myself) Or refinishing the floors......................+16 Or rewiring the basement....................+17 Or adding a second floor................+18 Or setting up a Nerf Ball hoop over the bathroom wastebasket.......-6 And you're tickled pink about it.....................-15 You visit her parents.....................0
. (not likely) You visit her parents and actually make conversation ..............+3 (not if I help it) You visit her parents and stare vacantly at the television ........-3 (only if I cant get away , they live near the river , so I toss a rod and reel in the car and usually disappear) And the television is off........................-6 You spend the afternoon watching college football in your underwear...........-6 And you didn't even go to college..............-10 And it's not your underwear....................-15
Her Birthday You take her out to dinner....................0
. yep You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar...............+1 (yep) Okay, it is a sports bar.........................-2 And it's all-you-can-eat night....................-3 (where ????) It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team.......-10 You go to a nice, pricey restaurant & hire a guitar player.........+3 (not likely) You go to a pricey restaurant, hire a guitar player and get up and sing......+4 (not likely) If you stink.............................+2 If you're not half bad........................+5 You get up and sing a Barry Manilow song, and you're escorted out to much applause...........-2 You give her a gift........................0
. (probably) You give her a gift and it's a small appliance.............-10 (do battery operated sex toys count ?) You give her a gift and it's not a small appliance ...........+1 You give her a gift, and it isn't chocolate..................+2 You give her a gift that you'll be paying off for months..........+30 You wait until the last minute and buy her a gift that day........-10 With her credit card...............-30 And whatever you bought is two sizes too big..........-40
Thoughtfulness You forget her birthday completely.......................-20 (thats a bit hard as its 2 weeks after mine) You forget your anniversary.....................-30 (no ) You forget to pick her up at the bus station...........-45 Which is in Newark, New Jersey...................-50 And the pouring rain dissolves her leg cast.............-60
A Night Out With The Boys
(not likely) Go out with a pal ...........................-5 And the pal is happily married ...................-4 Or frighteningly single ....................-7 And he drives a Mustang....................-10 With a personalized license plate (GR8 N BED)...............-15 You have a few beers.................-9 And miss curfew by an hour.................-12 You miss curfew by an hour and you didn't call....................-20 You get home at 3 am....................-30 You get home at 3 am smelling of booze and cheap cigars...........-40 And not wearing any pants......................-50 Is that a tattoo??.................-200
Her Night Out You stay home while she goes out with her annoying friend from work...................+5
sometimes She goes out with her annoying work friends, and she comes home late.................+10 You wait up.......................+15 She goes out, comes home late and drunk, and you put her to bed..........+20 (not likely)
A Night At Home You watch TV together.................0 You rent a movie...............+2 You rent a movie and it's SENSE & SENSIBILITY...................+3 (not likely) It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you stay awake throughout.............+5 It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you fall asleep.......................-1 It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you fall asleep and drool.............-2
A Night Out You take her to a movie........................+2 (sometimes) You take her to a movie she likes...................+4 You take her to a movie you hate ...................+6 You take her to a movie you like.................-2 It's called DeathCop 3.......................-3 Which features cyborgs having sex..................-9 You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans...........-15
Flowers You buy her flowers only when it's expected........................ 0 You buy her flowers as a surprise, just for the hell of it........+20 (no , better things to spend money on) You give her wildflowers you've actually picked yourself..........+30 And she contracts Lyme disease....................................-25 (No Lyme desease here)
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Jul 23 2007, 08:20 AM
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- somerled
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- Intrepid2002
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So what's your score Frimpy? I'm sure all the brothers of SisterTrek would end up in the positive.... only because they know what's good for them.
Well except for one....... and I'm sure the wife is bringing dinner to him to the cave as we speak. B} :lol:
If she knows what's good for her , she's barefoot , pregnant and knows he's the boss too .
Your wife is pregnant????? Congratulations
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Jul 23 2007, 08:59 AM
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- Minuet
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- somerled
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- Intrepid2002
- Jul 23 2007, 09:58 PM
So what's your score Frimpy? I'm sure all the brothers of SisterTrek would end up in the positive.... only because they know what's good for them.
Well except for one....... and I'm sure the wife is bringing dinner to him to the cave as we speak. B} :lol:
If she knows what's good for her , she's barefoot , pregnant and knows he's the boss too .
Your wife is pregnant????? Congratulations
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Jul 23 2007, 09:07 AM
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^^^ It wasn't a serious question Somerled :rolleyes:
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Jul 23 2007, 02:24 PM
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Holy Cow, that's a lot of rules to keep track of!
No wonder I'm minus so many points....
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Yes, but women have a genetically built in scorecard. We remeber baseball stats, they remember the last time we bough dinner, to the second.
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Jul 23 2007, 04:18 PM
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What about both sexes making one another happy?
I do things for my wife, she does things for me. We're happy, and we spend lots of time with each other.
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