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Women's Point System
Topic Started: Jul 22 2007, 02:51 PM (384 Views)
Intrepid2002
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In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.

Do something she likes & you get points. Do something she dislikes & points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system...



Simple Duties
You make the bed...................................................+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows..........0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets........................-1
You leave the toilet seat up.......................................-5
You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty...................0
When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex........-1
When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom..-2
You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light pantyliners with wings.......+5
But return with beer...............................................-5
You check out a suspicious noise at night...........................0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing...................0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something................+5
You pummel it with a six iron.....................................+10
It's her father...................................................-10



Your Physique
You develop a noticeable potbelly...........-15
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it...+10
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts..........-5



Finances
You spend a lot of money on something impractical............-5
Something she can't use...................-10
Such as a motorized model airplane..............-20
And she got a small appliance for her birthday.............-40



Driving
You lost the directions on a trip..............-4
You lost the directions and end up getting lost..............-10
You end up getting lost in a bad part of town........-15
You get lost in a bad part of town and meet the locals up close and personal.........-25
You know them.........-60



The Big Question
She asks, "Do I look fat?".................-5
(Sensitive questions always start with a deficit)
You hesitate in responding............-10
You reply, "Where?"...........-35



Communication
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression......0
When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes..........+5
You listen for more than 30 min. without looking at the TV........+10
She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep.............-20

Social Engagements
You stay by her side the entire party..........0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy........-2
Named Tiffany....................-4
Tiffany is a dancer...................-6
Tiffany has implants...................-8
When mingling, you hold your mate's hand and gaze at her lovingly...........+1
When mingling, you introduce her as "the ol' ball and chain" and pat her on the rump..........-5
When your mate points toward a hot-looking woman and asks you if you think she is attractive, you say, "Yes, but nowhere near as attractive as you"................+1
When your mate points to a woman and asks if you think she's attractive, you say, "Yeah, but she's lousy in bed"......-6
That woman is her sister....................-90
You have one drink, and that's it................0
You have more than a few & perform the tango with a poodle.........-2
You have a lot of drinks, vaguely remember being fingerprinted....-18

Saturday Afternoon
You go to the mall together.....................+3
You go to the mall, drop her off at the entrance, then park the car....................+4
You go to the mall, drop her off at the entrance, then drive to a sports bar...................-2
You spend the day shopping for furniture and pretend to like it....+3
You spend the day shopping for furniture, and nap on a sectional....0
You spend the day at a wholesale club, buying in bulk .............+3
Most of it chips and beer ..............-6
You tackle a large household project, such as painting the den............+15
Or refinishing the floors......................+16
Or rewiring the basement....................+17
Or adding a second floor................+18
Or setting up a Nerf Ball hoop over the bathroom wastebasket.......-6
And you're tickled pink about it.....................-15
You visit her parents.....................0
You visit her parents and actually make conversation ..............+3
You visit her parents and stare vacantly at the television ........-3
And the television is off........................-6
You spend the afternoon watching college football in your underwear...........-6
And you didn't even go to college..............-10
And it's not your underwear....................-15

Her Birthday
You take her out to dinner....................0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar...............+1
Okay, it is a sports bar.........................-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night....................-3
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team.......-10
You go to a nice, pricey restaurant & hire a guitar player.........+3
You go to a pricey restaurant, hire a guitar player and get up and sing.............................+4
If you stink.............................+2
If you're not half bad........................+5
You get up and sing a Barry Manilow song, and you're escorted out to much applause...........-2
You give her a gift........................0
You give her a gift and it's a small appliance.............-10
You give her a gift and it's not a small appliance ...........+1
You give her a gift, and it isn't chocolate..................+2
You give her a gift that you'll be paying off for months..........+30
You wait until the last minute and buy her a gift that day........-10
With her credit card...............-30
And whatever you bought is two sizes too big..........-40

Thoughtfulness
You forget her birthday completely.......................-20
You forget your anniversary.....................-30
You forget to pick her up at the bus station...........-45
Which is in Newark, New Jersey...................-50
And the pouring rain dissolves her leg cast.............-60

A Night Out With The Boys
Go out with a pal ...........................-5
And the pal is happily married ...................-4
Or frighteningly single ....................-7
And he drives a Mustang....................-10
With a personalized license plate (GR8 N BED)...............-15
You have a few beers.................-9
And miss curfew by an hour.................-12
You miss curfew by an hour and you didn't call....................-20
You get home at 3 am....................-30
You get home at 3 am smelling of booze and cheap cigars...........-40
And not wearing any pants......................-50
Is that a tattoo??.................-200

Her Night Out
You stay home while she goes out with her annoying friend from work...................+5
She goes out with her annoying work friends, and she comes home late.................+10
You wait up.......................+15
She goes out, comes home late and drunk, and you put her to bed..........+20

A Night At Home
You watch TV together.................0
You rent a movie...............+2
You rent a movie and it's SENSE & SENSIBILITY...................+3
It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you stay awake throughout.............+5
It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you fall asleep.......................-1
It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you fall asleep and drool.............-2

A Night Out
You take her to a movie........................+2
You take her to a movie she likes...................+4
You take her to a movie you hate ...................+6
You take her to a movie you like.................-2
It's called DeathCop 3.......................-3
Which features cyborgs having sex..................-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans...........-15

Flowers
You buy her flowers only when it's expected........................ 0
You buy her flowers as a surprise, just for the hell of it........+20
You give her wildflowers you've actually picked yourself..........+30
And she contracts Lyme disease....................................-25



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one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
Why ?

How about making the man happy ?
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Jul 22 2007, 11:32 PM
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one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
Why ?

How about making the man happy ?





Sommerled starts out the thread now at minus 200......... :lol:



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She asks, "Do I look fat?".................-5
(Sensitive questions always start with a deficit)



Noooo..... not the sensitive question torture........ :whew:


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Jul 22 2007, 02:51 PM
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Simple Duties
You make the bed...................................................+1...0
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows..........0...0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets........................-1...-1
You leave the toilet seat up.......................................-5...-6
You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty...................0..-6
When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex........-1...-6
When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom..-2...still-6
You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light pantyliners with wings.......+5...still -6.
But return with beer...............................................-5..still -6 because I wouldnt buy that product in the first place.
You check out a suspicious noise at night...........................0 No points for that?  Still -6
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing...................0 Still -6
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something................+5 Hmmm...It has happened before. I'm now -1
You pummel it with a six iron.....................................+10 I chased him off with my gun in my hand. I'm taking the points here. +9
It's her father...................................................-10 It wasnt her father. +9



Your Physique
You develop a noticeable potbelly...........-15...I can comfortably hide it. +9
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it...+10 Did that when I cut soda out of my daily routine, and it went from noticeable to being able to hide it. I'm taking the points. +19
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts..........-5 Didnt do that. +19



Finances
You spend a lot of money on something impractical............-5 I don't spend lots of money on impratical things. Maybe a little, but not lot. +19
Something she can't use...................-10 See the previous point. +19
Such as a motorized model airplane..............-20 N/A.
+19
And she got a small appliance for her birthday.............-40 I'm not stupid. +19



Driving
You lost the directions on a trip..............-4 I'm very good with directions, and would never lose them..if I even needed them in the first place. +19
You lost the directions and end up getting lost..............-10 Never happened. +19
You end up getting lost in a bad part of town........-15 Once again..+19
You get lost in a bad part of town and meet the locals up close and personal.........-25 Digging here. Still +19
You know them.........-60 Something you need to tell us? +19



The Big Question
She asks, "Do I look fat?".................-5 Why do I get docked points because she asks? Not my fault that she asked. +19
(Sensitive questions always start with a deficit)
You hesitate in responding............-10 You're grasping here. Of course I'll respond. "You're not fat, baby. It looks great on you." +19
You reply, "Where?"...........-35 I'm not stupid. +19



Communication
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression......0 +19
When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes..........+5 +24
You listen for more than 30 min. without looking at the TV........+10 I am capable of multitasking, so I won't take the points. +24
She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep.............-20 I'm not stupid. +24

Social Engagements
You stay by her side the entire party..........0 +24
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy........-2 I'll invite him over, and introduce them. +24
Named Tiffany....................-4 I'm not stupid. +24
Tiffany is a dancer...................-6 I'm not stupid. +24
Tiffany has implants...................-8 I'm not stupid. +24
When mingling, you hold your mate's hand and gaze at her lovingly...........+1 Only one??? +25
When mingling, you introduce her as "the ol' ball and chain" and pat her on the rump..........-5 I'm not stupid. +25
When your mate points toward a hot-looking woman and asks you if you think she is attractive, you say, "Yes, but nowhere near as attractive as you"................+1 I'm not stupid. +26
When your mate points to a woman and asks if you think she's attractive, you say, "Yeah, but she's lousy in bed"......-6 Damn...Are there guys who are that stupid? +26
That woman is her sister....................-90 +26
You have one drink, and that's it................0 Not possible, but since it awarded zero... I'm still +26
You have more than a few & perform the tango with a poodle.........-2 I can handle mi alcohol. +26
You have a lot of drinks, vaguely remember being fingerprinted....-18 I know when to call a cab. +26

Saturday Afternoon
You go to the mall together.....................+3 I will do that...sometimes. I'll take one point on this one. +27
You go to the mall, drop her off at the entrance, then park the car....................+4 Won't do that. +27
You go to the mall, drop her off at the entrance, then drive to a sports bar...................-2 I'm not stupid. +27.
You spend the day shopping for furniture and pretend to like it....+3 Its happened. +30
You spend the day shopping for furniture, and nap on a sectional....0 I wish. lol +30
You spend the day at a wholesale club, buying in bulk .............+3 Not a member of a wholsale club. +30
Most of it chips and beer ..............-6 See previous answer. +30
You tackle a large household project, such as painting the den............+15 I like home improvement projects. +45
Or refinishing the floors......................+16 I know how to use a buffer, and I enjoy doint it. +61
Or rewiring the basement....................+17 Nope. Not an electrician. +61
Or adding a second floor................+18 I'd try it. +79
Or setting up a Nerf Ball hoop over the bathroom wastebasket.......-6 That isnt me, but i do know people who have done that. +79
And you're tickled pink about it.....................-15...+79
You visit her parents.....................0 There should be points for that...but since there isnt, +79
You visit her parents and actually make conversation ..............+3 Been there, done that. +82
You visit her parents and stare vacantly at the television ........-3 I'm not stupid. +82
And the television is off........................-6..sigh..+82
You spend the afternoon watching college football in your underwear...........-6 I don't watch college football. +82
And you didn't even go to college..............-10 I did go to college. +82
And it's not your underwear....................-15 +82

Her Birthday
You take her out to dinner....................0 +82
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar...............+1 +83
Okay, it is a sports bar.........................-2 I'm not stupid. +83
And it's all-you-can-eat night....................-3 I'm not stupid. +83
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team.......-10 I wouldnt take her out for dinner during the Phins game. I'd do it after at a nice restaurant. +83
You go to a nice, pricey restaurant & hire a guitar player.........+3 Done it, and would again. +86
You go to a pricey restaurant, hire a guitar player and get up and sing.............................+4 Done that too. +90
If you stink.............................+2 I am a good singer. +90
If you're not half bad........................+5 I'm better than 'not half bad.' +95
You get up and sing a Barry Manilow song, and you're escorted out to much applause...........-2 Singing Manilow is a man card punch. +95
You give her a gift........................0 +95
You give her a gift and it's a small appliance.............-10 I'm not stupid. +95
You give her a gift and it's not a small appliance ...........+1 +96
You give her a gift, and it isn't chocolate..................+2 +98...I'm very creative
You give her a gift that you'll be paying off for months..........+30 Sorry...I'm not stupid. +98
You wait until the last minute and buy her a gift that day........-10 +98
With her credit card...............-30 +98
And whatever you bought is two sizes too big..........-40 +98

Thoughtfulness
You forget her birthday completely.......................-20 From now on when I want to say "I'm not stupid" I'm just going to type: INS. +98
You forget your anniversary.....................-30 INS. +98
You forget to pick her up at the bus station...........-45 No bus stations where I live, or have lived. Anyway, INS +98
Which is in Newark, New Jersey...................-50 N/A +98
And the pouring rain dissolves her leg cast.............-60 N/A +98

A Night Out With The Boys
Go out with a pal ...........................-5 I wouldnt be with a girl who frowned on that. I am not taking any points off. (I would alo encourage her to go out with her friends.) +98
And the pal is happily married ...................-4 See above. +98
Or frighteningly single ....................-7 See above. +98
And he drives a Mustang....................-10 What does my friend's ca have to do with me? +98
With a personalized license plate (GR8 N BED)...............-15 I wouldnt be friends with that guy. +98
You have a few beers.................-9 So, I'm supposed to sit there and drink water or soda? I'll take the -9. +89
And miss curfew by an hour.................-12 I don't have a curfew. I'll say what time I think I'm going to be home, and be there. +89
You miss curfew by an hour and you didn't call....................-20 See above. +89
You get home at 3 am....................-30 Where's the problem with that? If I say that I'm getting home around 3? +89
You get home at 3 am smelling of booze and cheap cigars...........-40 I only drink beer, and don't smoke cigars. +89
And not wearing any pants......................-50 I'm not Mike Welsby. +89
Is that a tattoo??.................-200 I hate the one I have, and would never get another one. +89

Her Night Out
You stay home while she goes out with her annoying friend from work...................+5 Why am I docked points for going out with my friends? I'd be glad to stay home. +94
She goes out with her annoying work friends, and she comes home late.................+10 Once again..why the double standard? Still, I wouldnt care. I TRUST her. +104
You wait up.......................+15 I would..if I didnt have to be at work the next morning like a responsible adult. +119
She goes out, comes home late and drunk, and you put her to bed..........+20 Been there, done that. +139

A Night At Home
You watch TV together.................0 +139
You rent a movie...............+2 +141
You rent a movie and it's SENSE & SENSIBILITY...................+3 +141
It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you stay awake throughout.............+5 hmmm...+141
It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you fall asleep.......................-1 more likely...+140
It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you fall asleep and drool.............-2 I don't drool in my sleep. +140

A Night Out
You take her to a movie........................+2 Sure. +142
You take her to a movie she likes...................+4 No problem. +146
You take her to a movie you hate ...................+6 Sure...I'm a very light sleeper.  +152
You take her to a movie you like.................-2 I know better than to take a woman to a guy film. +152
It's called DeathCop 3.......................-3 See previous answer. +152
Which features cyborgs having sex..................-9 See previous answer. +152
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans...........-15 INS. +152

Flowers
You buy her flowers only when it's expected........................ 0 +152
You buy her flowers as a surprise, just for the hell of it........+20 Sometimes. +172
You give her wildflowers you've actually picked yourself..........+30 Done it, and will again. +202
And she contracts Lyme disease....................................-25 N/A. Final score +202!



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So what's your score Frimpy? I'm sure all the brothers of SisterTrek would end up in the positive.... only because they know what's good for them. ;)


Well except for one....... and I'm sure the wife is bringing dinner to him to the cave as we speak.


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He came up over 200 but only because he moved a few of the goal posts. :lol:

Frimp - the double standard is the point. It's not how many points you would reward yourself. It's how many you would actually get. :rotfl:

Life isn't fair ;)
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Well done Frimp! 202 points! Those brutes on the other side aren't going to give you a man punch for taking the poll, are they?


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It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you fall asleep and drool.............-2 I don't drool in my sleep. +140


Heck, I'd fall asleep during SENSE & SENSIBILITY and would probably be snoring.... really loud. I'd much rather watch a "guy" movie.
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Franko
Jul 23 2007, 06:19 PM
somerled
Jul 22 2007, 11:32 PM
Quote:
 
one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
Why ?

How about making the man happy ?





Sommerled starts out the thread now at minus 200......... :lol:



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She asks, "Do I look fat?".................-5
(Sensitive questions always start with a deficit)



Noooo..... not the sensitive question torture........ :whew:

I can live with that ...
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Jul 23 2007, 09:58 PM
So what's your score Frimpy?  I'm sure all the brothers of SisterTrek would end up in the positive.... only because they know what's good for them.    ;)


Well except for one....... and I'm sure the wife is bringing dinner to him to the cave as we speak.


B}    :lol:

If she knows what's good for her , she's barefoot , pregnant and knows he's the boss too . :stirpot:

Simple Duties
You make the bed...................................................+1 …., sometimes .
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows..........0 …. decorative pillows ???
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets........................-1 …. Good technique
You leave the toilet seat up.......................................-5 …. Always
You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty...................0 ….. only if I need too (I run out while using it)
When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex........-1 ….. yep , or newspaper
When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom..-2 …. We only have one bathroom
You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light pantyliners with wings.......+5 …. If it’s on the list and I can find them.
But return with beer...............................................-5 ….. not beer , maybe a couple of meat pies.
You check out a suspicious noise at night...........................0 …. If she can wake me up
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing...................0 …. Go back to sleep
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something................+5 …. Turn the outside lights on , Call the cops , Go back to sleep
You pummel it with a six iron.....................................+10 … nope , I’ll leave that to cops , we have insurance and nothing is worth risking your life to keep
It's her father...................................................-10 …. If it’s her dad , I tell him to F*** OFF.



Your Physique
You develop a noticeable potbelly...........-15 , it’s my chest slumping under gravity’s influence
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it...+10 , not really , a bit of weight training , mostly social
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts..........-5 …. Nice loose and baggy Track pants and sloppy joes are better at this time of year (winter)



Finances
You spend a lot of money on something impractical............-5 …. Yes , I have spent a bit on my maksutov camera (spread out over 3 years
Something she can't use...................-10 ….. sure she can , if she wants
Such as a motorized model airplane..............-20 …. Nope , no interest in that
And she got a small appliance for her birthday.............-40 …. How did you know ? sex toys are appliances …. right ?



Driving
You lost the directions on a trip..............-4 …. Never (if I can see the sun , or see the stars , I know which way I am going)
You lost the directions and end up getting lost..............-10 …..nope
You end up getting lost in a bad part of town........-15 …. Nope (I never go there)
You get lost in a bad part of town and meet the locals up close and personal.........-25 (See above)
You know them.........-60 (yep , they also go fishing , and are mates).



The Big Question
She asks, "Do I look fat?".................-5 (I say yep , you should take that tent off :Fes: :evil:, actually Mrs.Somerled is quite thin so I she has never asked this question)
(Sensitive questions always start with a deficit)
You hesitate in responding............-10 (no)
You reply, "Where?"...........-35 (no)



Communication
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression......0 …. yes
When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes..........+5 (yes … well I look like am listening , I have probably switched off by then)
You listen for more than 30 min. without looking at the TV........+10 (…. No TV ????)
She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep.............-20 (is the snoring , or glased look a give away …?)

Social Engagements
You stay by her side the entire party..........0 … nope
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy........-2 (nope)
Named Tiffany....................-4 (more likely Sharon , or Jane or Lyn)
Tiffany is a dancer...................-6 (yes)
Tiffany has implants...................-8 (don’t know)
When mingling, you hold your mate's hand and gaze at her lovingly...........+1 (nope)
When mingling, you introduce her as "the ol' ball and chain" and pat her on the rump..........-5 (something like that)
When your mate points toward a hot-looking woman and asks you if you think she is attractive, you say, "Yes, but nowhere near as attractive as you"................+1 (I look and make no comment , I might to get my leg over later when we get home )
When your mate points to a woman and asks if you think she's attractive, you say, "Yeah, but she's lousy in bed"......-6
That woman is her sister....................-90 (yes her little sisters are very pretty , especially the middle one ….)
You have one drink, and that's it................0 (not likely)
You have more than a few & perform the tango with a poodle.........-2
You have a lot of drinks, vaguely remember being fingerprinted....-18 (never been that far gone)

Saturday Afternoon
You go to the mall together.....................+3 (npt likely)
You go to the mall, drop her off at the entrance, then park the car....................+4 (and sit in it while reading a magazine , book , or listening to the radio)
You go to the mall, drop her off at the entrance, then drive to a sports bar...................-2
You spend the day shopping for furniture and pretend to like it....+3 (never)
You spend the day shopping for furniture, and nap on a sectional....0
You spend the day at a wholesale club, buying in bulk .............+3 (never)
Most of it chips and beer ..............-6
You tackle a large household project, such as painting the den............+15 (yep , I’ve actually done a lot of home improvements myself)
Or refinishing the floors......................+16
Or rewiring the basement....................+17
Or adding a second floor................+18
Or setting up a Nerf Ball hoop over the bathroom wastebasket.......-6
And you're tickled pink about it.....................-15
You visit her parents.....................0 …. (not likely)
You visit her parents and actually make conversation ..............+3 (not if I help it)
You visit her parents and stare vacantly at the television ........-3 (only if I can’t get away , they live near the river , so I toss a rod and reel in the car and usually disappear)
And the television is off........................-6
You spend the afternoon watching college football in your underwear...........-6
And you didn't even go to college..............-10
And it's not your underwear....................-15

Her Birthday
You take her out to dinner....................0 …. yep
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar...............+1 (yep)
Okay, it is a sports bar.........................-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night....................-3 (where ????)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team.......-10
You go to a nice, pricey restaurant & hire a guitar player.........+3 (not likely)
You go to a pricey restaurant, hire a guitar player and get up and sing......+4 (not likely)
If you stink.............................+2
If you're not half bad........................+5
You get up and sing a Barry Manilow song, and you're escorted out to much applause...........-2
You give her a gift........................0 …. (probably)
You give her a gift and it's a small appliance.............-10 (do battery operated sex toys count ?)
You give her a gift and it's not a small appliance ...........+1
You give her a gift, and it isn't chocolate..................+2
You give her a gift that you'll be paying off for months..........+30
You wait until the last minute and buy her a gift that day........-10
With her credit card...............-30
And whatever you bought is two sizes too big..........-40

Thoughtfulness
You forget her birthday completely.......................-20 (that’s a bit hard as it’’s 2 weeks after mine)
You forget your anniversary.....................-30 (no )
You forget to pick her up at the bus station...........-45
Which is in Newark, New Jersey...................-50
And the pouring rain dissolves her leg cast.............-60

A Night Out With The Boys …………(not likely)
Go out with a pal ...........................-5
And the pal is happily married ...................-4
Or frighteningly single ....................-7
And he drives a Mustang....................-10
With a personalized license plate (GR8 N BED)...............-15
You have a few beers.................-9
And miss curfew by an hour.................-12
You miss curfew by an hour and you didn't call....................-20
You get home at 3 am....................-30
You get home at 3 am smelling of booze and cheap cigars...........-40
And not wearing any pants......................-50
Is that a tattoo??.................-200

Her Night Out
You stay home while she goes out with her annoying friend from work...................+5 … sometimes
She goes out with her annoying work friends, and she comes home late.................+10
You wait up.......................+15
She goes out, comes home late and drunk, and you put her to bed..........+20 (not likely)

A Night At Home
You watch TV together.................0
You rent a movie...............+2
You rent a movie and it's SENSE & SENSIBILITY...................+3 (not likely)
It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you stay awake throughout.............+5
It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you fall asleep.......................-1
It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you fall asleep and drool.............-2

A Night Out
You take her to a movie........................+2 (sometimes)
You take her to a movie she likes...................+4
You take her to a movie you hate ...................+6
You take her to a movie you like.................-2
It's called DeathCop 3.......................-3
Which features cyborgs having sex..................-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans...........-15

Flowers
You buy her flowers only when it's expected........................ 0
You buy her flowers as a surprise, just for the hell of it........+20 (no , better things to spend money on)
You give her wildflowers you've actually picked yourself..........+30
And she contracts Lyme disease....................................-25 (No Lyme desease here)
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somerled
Jul 23 2007, 09:18 AM
Intrepid2002
Jul 23 2007, 09:58 PM
So what's your score Frimpy?  I'm sure all the brothers of SisterTrek would end up in the positive.... only because they know what's good for them.    ;)


Well except for one....... and I'm sure the wife is bringing dinner to him to the cave as we speak.


B}    :lol:

If she knows what's good for her , she's barefoot , pregnant and knows he's the boss too . :stirpot:

Your wife is pregnant????? Congratulations :rotfl:
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Minuet
Jul 23 2007, 11:20 PM
somerled
Jul 23 2007, 09:18 AM
Intrepid2002
Jul 23 2007, 09:58 PM
So what's your score Frimpy?  I'm sure all the brothers of SisterTrek would end up in the positive.... only because they know what's good for them.    ;)


Well except for one....... and I'm sure the wife is bringing dinner to him to the cave as we speak.


B}    :lol:

If she knows what's good for her , she's barefoot , pregnant and knows he's the boss too . :stirpot:

Your wife is pregnant????? Congratulations :rotfl:

No.
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^^^ It wasn't a serious question Somerled :rolleyes:
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Holy Cow, that's a lot of rules to keep track of! :o No wonder I'm minus so many points.... :P
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Yes, but women have a genetically built in scorecard. We remeber baseball stats, they remember the last time we bough dinner, to the second.
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What about both sexes making one another happy?

I do things for my wife, she does things for me. We're happy, and we spend lots of time with each other.
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