| We hope you enjoy your visit. You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free. Join our community! If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features: |
| You'll Love it or Hate it! | |
|---|---|
| Tweet Topic Started: May 10 2007, 09:56 AM (235 Views) | |
| HistoryDude | May 10 2007, 09:56 AM Post #1 |
![]()
Shaken, not stirred...
|
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay… he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this" and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000 and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (This is classic! ). . . . . . . . . . . . . . The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
|
| Offline | Profile | | Quote | ^ |
| captain_proton_au | May 10 2007, 10:06 AM Post #2 |
![]()
A Robot in Disguise
![]()
|
Yeah.............I chose option no. 2 |
| Offline | Profile | | Quote | ^ |
| Fesarius | May 10 2007, 11:06 AM Post #3 |
|
Admiral
|
I really do like Soccer. |
| Offline | Profile | | Quote | ^ |
| Hoss | May 10 2007, 12:15 PM Post #4 |
![]()
Don't make me use my bare hands on you.
|
i voted in this poll. |
| Offline | Profile | | Quote | ^ |
| Sophie | May 10 2007, 01:05 PM Post #5 |
|
Keeper of the spider-cats
|
There is no poll |
| Offline | Profile | | Quote | ^ |
| Intrepid2002 | May 10 2007, 01:14 PM Post #6 |
|
UNGH!
|
Oy HD!That was *whack*! Generational humor, what can I tell ya! No, I didn't say geriatric. |
| Offline | Profile | | Quote | ^ |
| Sophie | May 10 2007, 01:21 PM Post #7 |
|
Keeper of the spider-cats
|
I've seen a different version of this joke before. |
| Offline | Profile | | Quote | ^ |
| Minuet | May 10 2007, 01:24 PM Post #8 |
|
Fleet Admiral Assistant wRench, Chief Supper Officer
|
I don't know about generational or geriatric. But it is an old joke I first got it in my email around 5 years ago.
|
| Offline | Profile | | Quote | ^ |
| HistoryDude | May 10 2007, 03:43 PM Post #9 |
![]()
Shaken, not stirred...
|
Ha! First time I've ever seen it. See, I knew it! I keep telling people I'm not old...
|
| Offline | Profile | | Quote | ^ |
| Hoss | May 10 2007, 05:14 PM Post #10 |
![]()
Don't make me use my bare hands on you.
|
there are four lights! |
| Offline | Profile | | Quote | ^ |
| 8247 | May 10 2007, 05:36 PM Post #11 |
|
Apparently we look like this now
|
I'm cooking hot wings |
| Offline | Profile | | Quote | ^ |
| Yo-Yo | May 10 2007, 06:41 PM Post #12 |
![]()
Captain
|
|
| Offline | Profile | | Quote | ^ |
| ANOVA | May 11 2007, 07:42 AM Post #13 |
|
Vice Admiral
|
Three! |
| Offline | Profile | | Quote | ^ |
| Sophie | May 11 2007, 12:59 PM Post #14 |
|
Keeper of the spider-cats
|
There are no lights currently on! |
| Offline | Profile | | Quote | ^ |
| Intrepid2002 | May 11 2007, 01:25 PM Post #15 |
|
UNGH!
|
Shhh... don't tell HD that.
|
| Offline | Profile | | Quote | ^ |
| « Previous Topic · Ten Forward · Next Topic » |



)



Oy HD!
I first got it in my email around 5 years ago.

7:59 PM Jul 10