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You'll Love it or Hate it!
Topic Started: May 10 2007, 09:56 AM (235 Views)
HistoryDude
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Shaken, not stirred...

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay… he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this" and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000 and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(This is classic! :D )
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The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

:spank:
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captain_proton_au
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A Robot in Disguise

Yeah.............I chose option no. 2
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Fesarius
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Admiral
I really do like Soccer.
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Hoss
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Don't make me use my bare hands on you.
i voted in this poll.
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Sophie
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Keeper of the spider-cats
There is no poll
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Intrepid2002
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UNGH!
:doh: Oy HD!

That was *whack*! :rotfl:

Generational humor, what can I tell ya! ;)

No, I didn't say geriatric.
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Sophie
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Keeper of the spider-cats
I've seen a different version of this joke before.
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Minuet
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Intrepid2002
May 10 2007, 02:14 PM
:doh: Oy HD!

That was *whack*! :rotfl:

Generational humor, what can I tell ya! ;)

No, I didn't say geriatric.

I don't know about generational or geriatric.

But it is an old joke :P I first got it in my email around 5 years ago.
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HistoryDude
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Shaken, not stirred...
Ha! First time I've ever seen it. See, I knew it! I keep telling people I'm not old... ;)
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Hoss
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Don't make me use my bare hands on you.
Sophie
May 10 2007, 01:05 PM
There is no poll

there are four lights!
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8247
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Apparently we look like this now
I'm cooking hot wings
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Yo-Yo
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Captain
:doh:
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ANOVA
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38957
May 10 2007, 05:14 PM
Sophie
May 10 2007, 01:05 PM
There is no poll

there are four lights!

Three!
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Sophie
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ANOVA
May 11 2007, 07:42 AM
38957
May 10 2007, 05:14 PM
Sophie
May 10 2007, 01:05 PM
There is no poll

there are four lights!

Three!

There are no lights currently on!
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Intrepid2002
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UNGH!
Shhh... don't tell HD that. ;)
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