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you know you are in Iowa; during the summer when
Topic Started: Jul 23 2005, 12:05 PM (109 Views)
Sophie
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You know you are in Iowa in July/August when:
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>The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
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>Hot water now comes out of both taps.
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>You can make sun tea instantly.
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>You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
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>The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
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>You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
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>You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
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>You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
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>You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
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>Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, " What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death ?"
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>You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
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>The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
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>Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
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>The cows are giving evaporated milk.




I got this through an email. :lol:
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That's pretty funny! :lol:
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TribbleMom
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How about when the temperature and the humidity are both in the nineties ... I remember that happening when I was growing up in Nebraska.
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captain_proton_au
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I've had first hand experience on the seat belt thing
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^^^
Really? :lol:
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Dr. Noah
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Ah, yes, Nebraska summers I remember thee well. Soon to remember much more vividly.
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So, it's hot then?
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Dr. Noah
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Fool it's hot I tell you again!!!

Were you born on the sun? :lol: ;)

I said its so damn hot I saw those little dudes in the orange robes burst into flames!!!

It's that hot if you know what I'm talkin' about!

-Rosaveli Roosavelt "Good Morning Vietnam".
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