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Men are wimps!; My husband is proof
Topic Started: Jul 14 2005, 11:50 AM (1,064 Views)
UncleSlickhead
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Real men never see maggots, because we always take the trash out before it starts to stink enough to draw flies, and we always eat our meat before it goes bad, and we bury any men we might kill in bare knuckles manly-man combat before their flesh begins to necrotize too heavily.
So there.
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8247
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Very good point. Also explains why I havent seen maggots since I was in the woods as a kid, and found a dead animal.
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Men are most definitely wimpy when it comes to being ill. Be it a cold or a slight bit of gas, they need to be treated like they have just been run over by a train----lots of love, lots of concern, lots of attention, lots of extra special stuff done for them. Their feet must be rubbed and their heads. They need a cool cloth on their head and some soup made which is best provided by simply feeding them with a spoon. You have to watch whatever program on tv they wish to see and must ignore the fact that you are being forced to sit through this crap and instead praise them for feeling well enough to at least look at tv; for example, you beam as you say, "I'm so glad to see that you feel good enough to watch this. You're getting better honey!" And if you are especially good or especially nuts, you will change the bed, pull out a nice fresh pair of pajamas and as he feebly gets into them, iron the sheets so that the bed can be all nice and toasty for him. Most men see said behavior as the minimum required when they are out of sorts.

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8247
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Psyfi...you make it sound like such a bad and degrading experience. :lol:

I take care of my significant other (when I have one) when she is sick. I do all those things, and more.
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psyfi
Jul 14 2005, 07:10 PM
Men are most definitely wimpy when it comes to being ill. Be it a cold or a slight bit of gas, they need to be treated like they have just been run over by a train----lots of love, lots of concern, lots of attention, lots of extra special stuff done for them. Their feet must be rubbed and their heads. They need a cool cloth on their head and some soup made which is best provided by simply feeding them with a spoon. You have to watch whatever program on tv they wish to see and must ignore the fact that you are being forced to sit through this crap and instead praise them for feeling well enough to at least look at tv; for example, you beam as you say, "I'm so glad to see that you feel good enough to watch this. You're getting better honey!" And if you are especially good or especially nuts, you will change the bed, pull out a nice fresh pair of pajamas and as he feebly gets into them, iron the sheets so that the bed can be all nice and toasty for him. Most men see said behavior as the minimum required when they are out of sorts.

:rotfl: :loling: :rotfl: :loling: :rotfl:
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psyfi
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Jul 14 2005, 07:29 PM
I take care of my significant other (when I have one) when she is sick.

It is the "when she is sick" clause that we must focus on here. Men tend to perceive themselves as very sick when their condition probably doesn't even deserve a doctor's visit. And when they are really sick, look out, the sky is the limit in what is required! On the other hand, when a woman loves a man, we do this and more cheerfully, although when together we laugh at him behind his back.

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I rarely get sick. I'm more likely to get food poisoning from under cooked hot wings than I am to get sick. I've been sick only 3 times in the past 4, maybe even 5 years.
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psyfi
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Jul 14 2005, 08:50 PM
I rarely get sick. I'm more likely to get food poisoning from under cooked hot wings than I am to get sick. I've been sick only 3 times in the past 4, maybe even 5 years.

Well then, you are a very good man and will make some woman a fine husband.


I don't get sick from "the regular stuff" such as a cold or the flu. I haven't had the flu in decades and have had maybe four colds in the last 20 years. BUT, I have two chronic conditions that get me down, colitis and sinusitis. Colitis is, by far, the worse.

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psyfi
Jul 14 2005, 07:10 PM
Men are most definitely wimpy when it comes to being ill. Be it a cold or a slight bit of gas, they need to be treated like they have just been run over by a train----lots of love, lots of concern, lots of attention, lots of extra special stuff done for them. Their feet must be rubbed and their heads. They need a cool cloth on their head and some soup made which is best provided by simply feeding them with a spoon. You have to watch whatever program on tv they wish to see and must ignore the fact that you are being forced to sit through this crap and instead praise them for feeling well enough to at least look at tv; for example, you beam as you say, "I'm so glad to see that you feel good enough to watch this. You're getting better honey!" And if you are especially good or especially nuts, you will change the bed, pull out a nice fresh pair of pajamas and as he feebly gets into them, iron the sheets so that the bed can be all nice and toasty for him. Most men see said behavior as the minimum required when they are out of sorts.

I hate it when my wife try’s to give me lots of love, lots of concern, lots of attention, lots of extra special stuff done for me when I am sick. :yuck: its worse then being sick.
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Dandandat
Jul 14 2005, 11:53 PM
psyfi
Jul 14 2005, 07:10 PM
Men are most definitely wimpy when it comes to being ill.  Be it a cold or a slight bit of gas, they need to be treated like they have just been run over by a train----lots of love, lots of concern, lots of attention, lots of extra special stuff done for them. Their feet must be rubbed and their heads. They need a cool cloth on their head and some soup made which is best  provided by simply feeding them with a spoon.  You have to watch whatever program on tv they wish to see and must ignore the fact that you are being forced to sit through this crap and instead praise them for feeling well enough to at least look at tv; for example, you beam as you say,  "I'm so glad to see that you feel good enough to watch this. You're getting better honey!"  And if you are especially good or especially nuts, you will change the bed, pull out a nice fresh pair of pajamas and as he feebly gets into them,  iron the sheets so that the bed can be all nice and toasty for him.  Most men see said behavior as the minimum required when they are out of sorts.

I hate it when my wife try’s to give me lots of love, lots of concern, lots of attention, lots of extra special stuff done for me when I am sick. :yuck: its worse then being sick.

All this means is that the "extra special stuff" your wimpyness requires is that she play the role of treating you like a man and let you suffer in silence. :D
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Intrepid2002
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UNGH!
psyfi
Jul 15 2005, 02:01 AM
Dandandat
Jul 14 2005, 11:53 PM
psyfi
Jul 14 2005, 07:10 PM
Men are most definitely wimpy when it comes to being ill.  Be it a cold or a slight bit of gas, they need to be treated like they have just been run over by a train----lots of love, lots of concern, lots of attention, lots of extra special stuff done for them. Their feet must be rubbed and their heads. They need a cool cloth on their head and some soup made which is best  provided by simply feeding them with a spoon.  You have to watch whatever program on tv they wish to see and must ignore the fact that you are being forced to sit through this crap and instead praise them for feeling well enough to at least look at tv; for example, you beam as you say,  "I'm so glad to see that you feel good enough to watch this. You're getting better honey!"  And if you are especially good or especially nuts, you will change the bed, pull out a nice fresh pair of pajamas and as he feebly gets into them,  iron the sheets so that the bed can be all nice and toasty for him.  Most men see said behavior as the minimum required when they are out of sorts.

I hate it when my wife try’s to give me lots of love, lots of concern, lots of attention, lots of extra special stuff done for me when I am sick. :yuck: its worse then being sick.

All this means is that the "extra special stuff" your wimpyness requires is that she play the role of treating you like a man and let you suffer in silence. :D

Amen and AMEN to that!


Sisters of Sistertrek..... do you ever wonder why when you throw a blanket statement out like "Men are wimps..... because they're afraid of maggots or like to wear pink shirts" most of them have to pound their chests and contradict everything you say just to prove they are virile, have hair on their chests and are right. Where is the true man who is not afraid to say that being afraid of maggots and wearing pink shirts (or skirts) does not in any way affect his manhood? :shrug: :whistle: :doh:

LONG LIVE THE SISTERTREK MOVEMENT!
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psyfi
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Intrepid2002
Jul 15 2005, 05:49 AM
psyfi
Jul 15 2005, 02:01 AM
Dandandat
Jul 14 2005, 11:53 PM
psyfi
Jul 14 2005, 07:10 PM
Men are most definitely wimpy when it comes to being ill.  Be it a cold or a slight bit of gas, they need to be treated like they have just been run over by a train----lots of love, lots of concern, lots of attention, lots of extra special stuff done for them. Their feet must be rubbed and their heads. They need a cool cloth on their head and some soup made which is best  provided by simply feeding them with a spoon.  You have to watch whatever program on tv they wish to see and must ignore the fact that you are being forced to sit through this crap and instead praise them for feeling well enough to at least look at tv; for example, you beam as you say,  "I'm so glad to see that you feel good enough to watch this. You're getting better honey!"  And if you are especially good or especially nuts, you will change the bed, pull out a nice fresh pair of pajamas and as he feebly gets into them,  iron the sheets so that the bed can be all nice and toasty for him.  Most men see said behavior as the minimum required when they are out of sorts.

I hate it when my wife try’s to give me lots of love, lots of concern, lots of attention, lots of extra special stuff done for me when I am sick. :yuck: its worse then being sick.

All this means is that the "extra special stuff" your wimpyness requires is that she play the role of treating you like a man and let you suffer in silence. :D

Amen and AMEN to that!


Sisters of Sistertrek..... do you ever wonder why when you throw a blanket statement out like "Men are wimps..... because they're afraid of maggots or like to wear pink shirts" most of them have to pound their chests and contradict everything you say just to prove they are virile, have hair on their chests and are right. Where is the true man who is not afraid to say that being afraid of maggots and wearing pink shirts (or skirts) does not in any way affect his manhood? :shrug: :whistle: :doh:

LONG LIVE THE SISTERTREK MOVEMENT!

Oh they are out there. But pause a moment. Do you really want to date them? Would Kirk be such a man? I think not. Riker? He'd stuff down that fear and eat those dang maggots, telling you that on some distant world such is considered fine dining. Now that's a man's man and we love them. Let's not kid ourselves.
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Dr. Noah
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^^^^

Thus proving that women have no idea what they really want. :rotfl:
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psyfi
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Dr. Noah
Jul 15 2005, 08:55 AM
^^^^

Thus proving that women have no idea what they really want. :rotfl:

Well, no, it is more like we can't quite specify our standards but we know that we shall want it when we see it.
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8247
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Apparently we look like this now
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Until a new flavor comes along? :lol:
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