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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 6 2005, 05:16 PM (327 Views) | |
| UncleSlickhead | Jul 6 2005, 05:16 PM Post #1 |
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High Priest of the Church of the Blalock's Booty
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You know what? I'm the only member currently here. It's very strange. Like being alone in a dark old mansion with ghosts and stuff floating around. Kinda scary. I'm getting a little nervous, here. What was that? Did you hear that? Who's there? I know there's somebody here. Come out, right now! This isn't funny. I'm not scared, you know. And when you come out, I'm gonna kick your butt. You'd better stop fooli |
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| Minuet | Jul 6 2005, 05:18 PM Post #2 |
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<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>Boo!</span> You are not the only one.
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| Intrepid2002 | Jul 6 2005, 05:22 PM Post #3 |
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UNGH!
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Min had her cloaking device on...... |
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| UncleSlickhead | Jul 6 2005, 05:41 PM Post #4 |
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Help me! Something's got me by the leg! It's dragging me down the hall, obviously to its lair, where it likely intends to stuff me with pickled herring and roast me in red wine and Tabasco sauce! Get this thing off me! |
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| UncleSlickhead | Jul 6 2005, 06:05 PM Post #5 |
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Oh, Booty! Whatever it was that grabbed me has stuffed me in a smelly closet and locked the door. I'm so scared. I think it's going to eat me with a nice mango chutney and '93 Chateau Petrus. Help me, Holy Booty. Please. I have served you well, lo, these many years. Help your humble servant in his hour of need. Amen. I feel a bug crawling up my leg. I hate bugs. Oh, man, I'm so scared. What the heck is it that grabbed me? Could it be a monster? Are there monsters? Maybe it's a serial killer, like Jeffrey Dahmer. Or maybe I've been kidnapped by some really, really hot chick and she's going to keep me in this closet and use me as her sex slave. I'll end up spending the rest of my life porking some hot babe. Nah. It's probably a monster. AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! It's got me again! Where are you taking me? What are you! What do you want? Somebody help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... |
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| Minuet | Jul 6 2005, 06:51 PM Post #6 |
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^^^ This belongs in the Mistertrek thread. We need to show the men what happens to those who do not cooperate with the Sisterhood of Sistertrek
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| UncleSlickhead | Jul 6 2005, 07:22 PM Post #7 |
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Holy crap! It's the most horrible thing I've ever seen! I've been abducted by crazed women dressed up like ninjas (which is totally awesome, but kidnapping is not all that cool). And they're... They've got something in their hands! Oh my Booty! What are they holding? Help me! They've pushed me up against the wall! This kinda hurts! Oh my goodness. They've got baseball bats. Wait! What are you doing with that bat?!? Where are you putting it? OH NO!!! Somebody help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... |
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| 24thcenstfan | Jul 6 2005, 07:38 PM Post #8 |
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Are you still alive USH? Speak to us man, speak to us. |
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| 8247 | Jul 6 2005, 07:41 PM Post #9 |
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Apparently we look like this now
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As member of Mistertrek, I am here to assist. 8247 grabs the she devils, assaulting UncleSlickhead, and throws them aside. They jump at 8247, and he moves out of the way. He then grabs a water hose, and hoses them down. They then run off wimpering, and whining, and asking what time supper is. 8247 extends a hand, and helps UncleSlickhead to his feet, nods to him, and walks away. |
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| Intrepid2002 | Jul 6 2005, 10:45 PM Post #10 |
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UNGH!
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*Intrepid gives Min the golden whip* Can you cover for me tonight Min? |
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| Franko | Jul 7 2005, 03:33 AM Post #11 |
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I found the "baseball bat" concept rather disturbing..... Hopefully when the end comes the SisterTrek inquisitors will be mercifull. Though I wouldn't count on it. |
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| Deleted User | Jul 7 2005, 12:27 PM Post #12 |
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But we had an arrangement!
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| captain_proton_au | Jul 7 2005, 12:30 PM Post #13 |
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It has been strangely quiet here the last couple of days |
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| Deleted User | Jul 7 2005, 12:31 PM Post #14 |
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You noticed it to eh? I thought it was just me. |
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| Sophie | Jul 7 2005, 12:31 PM Post #15 |
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I noticed as well. |
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