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Answers you'd like questioned...; Strange, I know, but...
Topic Started: Jun 6 2005, 03:15 PM (597 Views)
UncleSlickhead
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It only makes sense to start this thread.
I mean, surely there are people out there who have all kinds of answers they'd like to see questioned.
I'll start. Let's see...


Because if you don't wear clean underwear and you wind up in a car accident and get taken to the hospital, then everyone in town will know you had on dirty underwear and they'll think you have a terrible mother who never does any laundry. Do you think I can live with that kind of shame? I'll have to wear a bag on my head in public. Or worse, we'll have to move to a town where nobody knows us.
Is that what you want?
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Fesarius
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Slick,

Wonderful. ;)

I don't know what I want anymore! :loling:
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UncleSlickhead
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But do you have an answer you'd like questioned?
I have another one.


Go ask your mother.
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24thcenstfan
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UncleSlickhead
Jun 6 2005, 04:21 PM
Go ask your mother.

Where do babies come from?
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UncleSlickhead
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No, no, 24.
An answer, not a question.
(Oh, wait. You're probably offering the question to my answer. I see that.)
Surely you have an answer. Like this one:

Because Michael Jackson apparently thinks that Skeletor is paragon of physical beauty.
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^^^

Ewwwwwww :P
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Minuet
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I'd love to see what you guys do with my favorite answer (I even have this on a T-shirt :rotfl: )


Because I'm the Mom, that's why.
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Dr. Noah
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I've never found an adequate response to that. :shrug: :lol:
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UncleSlickhead
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Excellent, Miss Minuet.
That is one of the most questionable answers I've ever heard.
Much better than the plain old 'Because I said so.'

Here's yet another:


If I didn't do it, the entire city would have been covered in monkey dung within three days.
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24thcenstfan
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That b@$t@rd told me he loved me!
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UncleSlickhead
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Excellent, 24.
Along those lines...

Just to watch him die.
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Ngagh
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Huh?
Becauase the hypotnuse of a triangle is always the square root of the sum of the squares of the other two sides...;)
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UncleSlickhead
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137.
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What number is three digits higher than my house number?
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UncleSlickhead
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It is most kind of you to offer a question to my answer, Mike, but not necessary.
Perhaps you have an answer that you'd like questioned?
Like this...

It helps women get through those days when they're feeling... a little less than fresh.
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