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You know you're from Iowa when...
Topic Started: Dec 22 2004, 02:17 PM (55 Views)
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1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
2. "Vacation" means going to Des Moines for the weekend.
3. You measure distance in hours.
4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
5. You often switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
6. You use a down comforter in the summer.
7. Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard, without flinching.
8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
10. You think of the major food groups as deer meat, fish, and berries.
11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your whole family knows how to use them.
12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Casey's store at any given time.
13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
15. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas.
16. You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, Construction.
17. It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item, even when you're in a rush, because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.
18. You actually understand these jokes
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16. You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, Construction



:lol: I guess it is cold there then?
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Dec 23 2004, 04:28 AM
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16. You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, Construction



:lol: I guess it is cold there then?

Since when is Iowa in Canada! :lol:

That line and a few others show up on the " you know you are from Canada" list. I have that one saved on my computer at home - but I am on the hubby's laptop today (computer - get your minds clean!) so I can't post it.
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Dec 23 2004, 04:11 PM
but I am on the hubby's laptop today (computer - get your minds clean!)

Dirty thoughts? Me? Min, i'm shocked you could even think that of me! :lol:
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