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Talk about dumb
Topic Started: Dec 5 2004, 12:19 PM (333 Views)
Hoss
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Don't make me use my bare hands on you.
The Sisko
Dec 7 2004, 02:39 PM
38,

Your point regarding the police is well seen, however I have seen the other side to it growing up somewhere where crime is at a minimum. I must have been pulled over once every two weeks in Nebraska for no reason other than for them to search my car. (This is when I had long hair and an earring and was around 20)
They would always say, "You didn't come to a full and complete stop at that stop sign."
To which I reply, "Yes I did."

And they retort "I said you didn't."

And I let him search my car and come up with nothing, AGAIN.

Have a great evening officer!! :wave2:

Maybe it is time to take the friggin' Dukakis sticker off of your bumper.
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Dr. Noah
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:headscratch: I don't get it.

Anyway, that was a long time ago. I now live in an area where there are actual crimes, and I am all clean cut, so the police are sweet as sugar to me. Remember? They found my stolen car.
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Hoss
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I was implying that they were pulling you over because you were a Democrat, sort of playing on the right-wing, jack-booted thug thing. Who cares.

I have never had trouble with the police when I didn't deserve it.
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DEFIANT
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I don't think it was stolen.......I think they smoked it and forgot that they were out because they had smoked it.
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Dr. Noah
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:headscratch: I don't get it again.

Are you saying the police SMOKED my car? Or the guys who stole it?

How does one smoke a car anyway?

38: You never had long hair and an earring either did you?
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CV6 Enterprise
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The Sisko
Dec 7 2004, 04:21 PM
:headscratch: I don't get it again.

Are you saying the police SMOKED my car? Or the guys who stole it?

How does one smoke a car anyway?

38: You never had long hair and an earring either did you?

he's talking about the pot
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Dr. Noah
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Oh, right. :ftmth: :doh:

Guess I need to lay off the herb too. (j/k!! ;) )
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Hoss
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I never had earings, but I don't think that the police can see your earlobes clearly (unless you're a Feringi) until they actually pull you over.

I grew my hair long at one point and looked like an absolute buffoon though, if that makes you feel better about me.
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Fesarius
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The Sisko,

Your not getting these jokes is atypical for you. Please don't make me reduce you two steps in rank. ;)
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Dr. Noah
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Sir! Yes sir! :doh:

38, you're lucky then. Lots of people are pulled over all the time for no particular reason.
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Fesarius
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Sir! Yes sir!

I've never been so insulted in my life.

The Sisko,

It's "Sir! Yes Sir, oh glorious and magnanimous one!"

Thanks.
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Dr. Noah
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No suck-up points then? :ermm:
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Fesarius
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Depends. I'll have to run it past our supper moderator.
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Minuet
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The supper moderator says - don't bother with worrying about suck up points to Fesarius, Sisko.


Fes should be seeking suck up points with me. :whistle:
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Dr. Noah
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Rule of Acquisition #33: It's never to early to suck up to the boss. ;)
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