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| Hoss | Dec 7 2004, 05:13 PM Post #16 |
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Don't make me use my bare hands on you.
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Maybe it is time to take the friggin' Dukakis sticker off of your bumper. |
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| Dr. Noah | Dec 7 2004, 05:15 PM Post #17 |
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I don't get it.Anyway, that was a long time ago. I now live in an area where there are actual crimes, and I am all clean cut, so the police are sweet as sugar to me. Remember? They found my stolen car. |
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| Hoss | Dec 7 2004, 05:17 PM Post #18 |
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Don't make me use my bare hands on you.
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I was implying that they were pulling you over because you were a Democrat, sort of playing on the right-wing, jack-booted thug thing. Who cares. I have never had trouble with the police when I didn't deserve it. |
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| DEFIANT | Dec 7 2004, 05:17 PM Post #19 |
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I don't think it was stolen.......I think they smoked it and forgot that they were out because they had smoked it. |
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| Dr. Noah | Dec 7 2004, 05:21 PM Post #20 |
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I don't get it again. Are you saying the police SMOKED my car? Or the guys who stole it? How does one smoke a car anyway? 38: You never had long hair and an earring either did you? |
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| CV6 Enterprise | Dec 7 2004, 05:56 PM Post #21 |
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he's talking about the pot |
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| Dr. Noah | Dec 7 2004, 05:57 PM Post #22 |
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Oh, right. Guess I need to lay off the herb too. (j/k!! )
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| Hoss | Dec 7 2004, 07:21 PM Post #23 |
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Don't make me use my bare hands on you.
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I never had earings, but I don't think that the police can see your earlobes clearly (unless you're a Feringi) until they actually pull you over. I grew my hair long at one point and looked like an absolute buffoon though, if that makes you feel better about me. |
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| Fesarius | Dec 8 2004, 08:48 AM Post #24 |
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The Sisko, Your not getting these jokes is atypical for you. Please don't make me reduce you two steps in rank.
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| Dr. Noah | Dec 8 2004, 11:45 AM Post #25 |
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Sir! Yes sir! 38, you're lucky then. Lots of people are pulled over all the time for no particular reason. |
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| Fesarius | Dec 8 2004, 11:55 AM Post #26 |
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I've never been so insulted in my life. The Sisko, It's "Sir! Yes Sir, oh glorious and magnanimous one!" Thanks. |
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| Dr. Noah | Dec 8 2004, 11:59 AM Post #27 |
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No suck-up points then?
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| Fesarius | Dec 8 2004, 12:19 PM Post #28 |
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^^^ Depends. I'll have to run it past our supper moderator. |
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| Minuet | Dec 8 2004, 01:37 PM Post #29 |
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The supper moderator says - don't bother with worrying about suck up points to Fesarius, Sisko. Fes should be seeking suck up points with me.
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| Dr. Noah | Dec 8 2004, 01:42 PM Post #30 |
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Rule of Acquisition #33: It's never to early to suck up to the boss.
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