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The cute child story thread
Topic Started: Oct 20 2004, 09:37 AM (2,762 Views)
Fesarius
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Funny, isn't it? Last night, I came home from work, and four of our children had last year's Halloween costumes on! I know they like the holiday, but really! ;)
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Four? That's funny! :lol:
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Yes, our baby and our oldest child didn't have the same interest. :)
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This morning when my four year old daughter got up, I picked her up and hugged her. She had her arms wrapped around my neck. I said, "Good morning, my pretty little brown eyed girl." She answered, "Good morning, my pretty little green eyed momma." I got a kick out of it. :kiss:
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After my wife didn't understand something I said, I replied "it was a joke". My 3 year old daughter then wanted to know what a "joke" is. After some futile attempts to explain it, I gave up. :headscratch:

At bedtime, when I was about to read her a bedtime story, I opened the book and said "Once upon a time... the end" and closed the book. Then I asked "was that a good story?" My daughter laughed and said "No...!" I replied "see how that made you laugh? That was a joke!" She seemed to understand that better. :)

So I proceeded to read the story. When I finished, my daughter wanted to "read" it to me as she typically does. But tonight, she opened the book, said "Ja la la! The end!" and closed the book. :lol: Then she added "that was joke Daddy!" :loling:

She then opened the book and "read" it to me page by page. Every third word or so was "joke". :D
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My one year old:

When I am wanting to remove a shirt, I start with the sleeves and grab the end and lift it up. I am then needing her to pull her arm out of the sleeve. Some times she does this automatically, but sometimes she just holds her arm up. So, then I start saying "pull,.... pull,...". So, what has she started doing when I do this. She sits there mocking me saying "pull, pull, pull". So, my wife and I sit there laughing for a while. We eventually can get her shirt off.

The quickest way to get her out of cloths is to say "bath". She runs for the tub and starts stripping. But, then she is expecting a bath, so it is not always a good idea to use this technique.

The only way we can get her to cooperate to get pants on is to say "bye-bye toes" and then she says bye-bye to her toes as they go into her pants. And then when they come out the other end she gets excited and giggles and says "TOES!".

She also must be wearing shoes at all times or else she is looking for shoes to put on.

Anyway, that's me talking about my kids for a while.
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^^^ Has she started being fussy about what clothes she will wear yet.

My older daughter never cared and would wear anything I picked out. With my 3 (almost 4) year old it is a struggle almost every day. She has to have a hand in picking out everything.

However she loves to dress up. One of her cutest games is to take her old white blanket, wrap it around herself and play "Princess". She calles me Queen Mommy and demands that I call her Princess. :loling:
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My 4YO has to pick out her cloths.

My 1YO doesn't care if she is even wearing cloths. Every once in a while she will find a shirt from my 4YO and put in on. She basically ends up looking like Tarzan with her head and one of her shoulders through the top.

My 4YO has a fairy costume and a princess costume that she loves to dress up with alot.

I, myself, prefer my Shazaam costume. ;)
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Does anyone else's 4YO put on their mother's thong...!? What a picture THAT is..she pulls the sides up over her shoulders for straps...it resembles a monokini..
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Ra^n
Mar 8 2005, 12:36 AM
Does anyone else's 4YO put on their mother's thong...!? What a picture THAT is..she pulls the sides up over her shoulders for straps...it resembles a monokini..
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My 4YO's mother does not have a thong. :whistle:

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I don't have a thong either.

But I could see my daughter trying that :rotfl:
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May 2 2005, 08:53 AM
I don't have a thong either.

But I could see my daughter trying that :rotfl:

Until I had a kid that was potty-trained, I had no idea how difficult it was to tell which way panties go. My daughter is always putting them on backwards, and half the time I put them on her, I put them on her back'ards. It is real obvious once they're on, but guys underway is much easier, you just look for the barn door in the front or the tag in the back. ;)

Previously, I had only been concerned with removing panties, not putting them on properly. :whistle: :lol:
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Way back around Christmas time I "got in trouble" with my wife for letting our niece hear Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2" while we were out shopping. For those unaware, the most frequent lyric is, "We don't need no education."

My brother-in-law and his daughter joined us for dinner last night. During the course if which, our niece at one point announced she did want to finish her meat. Now, being the wise-a$$ that I am, I promptly told her "If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?" Her father is a Pink Floyd fan, so I knew he would get the reference. Of course our niece at first said, "I don't get it." So I told her it was an obscure song reference. To which she replies, "Oh, 'Brick 2'."

Her father was wide eyed. And of course, I am introuble with my wife again... ;) :D :angel: :whistle:
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To which she replies, "Oh, 'Brick 2'."

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Swidden,

How old is your niece? That sounds like the comment of a seven or eight-year old. Very funny!
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Wait till she asks what a dirty woman is.
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