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| The cute child story thread | |
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| Fesarius | Oct 12 2005, 12:42 PM Post #136 |
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38957, Your last story reminds me in a peripheral way of what our daughter once said right before Christmas. We wanted to know what she wanted for Christmas, and she said "I can't tell you because I don't want to know." |
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| ImpulseEngine | Oct 12 2005, 12:47 PM Post #137 |
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^ :lol: |
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| Fesarius | Oct 12 2005, 12:51 PM Post #138 |
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^^^ She's now much older, and doesn't remember that one. But we wrote it down--LOL!
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| Hoss | Oct 12 2005, 12:57 PM Post #139 |
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That is hilarius, fesarius. |
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| Fesarius | Oct 12 2005, 01:00 PM Post #140 |
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And your response is the beginning of what great rhymes are made of, Hoss. |
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| ImpulseEngine | Oct 17 2005, 11:57 AM Post #141 |
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Over the weekend my daughter coughed and said "I wonder if he has friends in my tummy that he misses." :lol: |
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| Intrepid2002 | Oct 19 2005, 07:05 AM Post #142 |
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^^^ Was that because she felt guilty she ate something? |
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| Fesarius | Oct 19 2005, 09:31 PM Post #143 |
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IE, Did you daughter give any explanation for that? I'm all ears!
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| ImpulseEngine | Oct 24 2005, 03:15 PM Post #144 |
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^ No she didn't, but I understood. She meant that the cough came from her tummy and it ("he") might have other friend coughs still in her tummy that "he" now misses. Here's another: Last Wednesday my wife had knee surgery. Today my daughter made a comment about my wife's knee being "broke". My wife told her it was not broken. My daughter replied quite earnestly, "If it does broke, I'm going to put some tape on you... because I have tape." :lol: |
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| Intrepid2002 | Oct 24 2005, 07:48 PM Post #145 |
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^^^^ My absolute favorite story about your daughter is the "booo-yayyyy" one. (Bush/Kerry signs). :lol: |
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| Minuet | Oct 24 2005, 08:43 PM Post #146 |
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Ok - I have a cute one from today. This afternoon we had appointments at the Optometrist. Because my 4 year old cannot be relied upon to do all the letters on the chart correctly the doc had a different method. He put up a line of all capital E's but they were in different directions. My daughter was told to point up, down, and to the right or left in the direction the lines were pointing. She did this really well. Then the doctor put up an E on the screen and told my daughter just to stare straight ahead at it while he examined her eyes. She promptly stared ahead and pointed to the right the entire time he was flashing the light in her eyes.
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| ImpulseEngine | Oct 24 2005, 09:31 PM Post #147 |
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^ :lol:
Intrepid, I wish I could find the post I made a long time ago about my daughter wearing 10 pairs of underwear. It wasn't in this thread, but it's my favorite story about funny things my daughter has done (although I do like the Bush/Kerry one too.) To repeat the story, she had gotten into a daily habit when she was about 2 years old of putting on multiple layers of underwear. One day she put on 10 pairs! The next day I had told her on the way home from daycare that I didn't want her to put on multiple pairs of underwear. (She always changed when she got home so I knew it was coming.) When she took too long about changing, I went to check on her, suspicious about the underwear. I found that she had done as I asked and put on only 1 pair of underwear - but also 6 pairs of socks! |
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| Intrepid2002 | Oct 25 2005, 03:42 PM Post #148 |
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^^^^^ She sounds like a pistol. Kinda reminds me of when I was a kid. By the way, we could sure use your little one. Campaign season coming up. Santorum vs. Casey. We could teach the little one the difference between the letter "S" (booooo) and "C" (yaaaayyyy)
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| ImpulseEngine | Oct 25 2005, 09:13 PM Post #149 |
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^ This isn't quite as funny, but tonight my daughter was helping my wife change her bandages from her knee surgery. Afterward, my wife asked her if she's going to be a doctor when she grows up. She replied, "No. When I grow up, I'm going to be a Care Bear!" Then she looked at me and said, "When you grow up, you're going to be Spiderman!"
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| ImpulseEngine | Nov 6 2005, 11:32 AM Post #150 |
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Last night my daughter called me a "boy". So I corrected her and explained that I am a "man". We then went over man, woman, boy, and girl. This morning she told me I am a "man". Then she said her mother is a "man girl". I corrected her and told her that she is a "woman". Then I asked my daughter what she is called. She replied "I'm a princess!" :lol: |
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Then she looked at me and said, "When you grow up, you're going to be Spiderman!"
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