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| Another PETA update; Forgot to tell you about this one. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 11 2004, 10:39 PM (193 Views) | |
| doctortobe | Apr 11 2004, 10:39 PM Post #1 |
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Speak softly, and carry a 57 megaton stick!
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Okay, I'll be the first to admit that my dogged hatred of PETA is starting to border on the neurotic, but I have been kicking myself for missing the chance to get it out of my system as PETA did a stunt in MY HOME TOWN! Anyway, PETA staged an extreme PDA (public display of affection) routine in which a man and a woman stripped down to undies and lingerie (respectively) and began a love fest on the corner of a street under the sheets on an air mattress. They were trying to say that vegetarians were better lovers. Unfortunately for them, due to Oklahoman public decency laws, the couple were forbidden to do anything that looked like sexual intercourse or else they would be given a private room with bars. As such the most they could do was to make like your average 50's lovebirds and engage in a couple hours of necking.... while a cop stood 5 feet away from them with a video camera taping the event for use as evidence in case they decided to break the law. Fortunately, the event only lasted for an hour or so do to rain. Unfortunately, a number of school buses pass by that route and many children got to witness the PG-13 action. The news crew on scene managed to pick up a lot of wide eyes and open mouths. The most unfortunate aspect however was the fact that I didn't hear about it until it had allready happened. I could have been out there in 10 minutes with my paintball gun or a grill to BBQ on or maybe even my girlfriend to show how superior meat lovers are in bed. I'LL BE READY FOR YOU NEXT TIME PETA!!! MARK MY WORDS! THE POWER OF MEAT WILL NOT BE DENIED! |
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| Swidden | Apr 11 2004, 10:47 PM Post #2 |
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I'd go with the BBQ grill. Though if I were in your neck of the woods, I might be tempted break out my old paintball gun too... |
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| 8247 | Apr 11 2004, 11:02 PM Post #3 |
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Apparently we look like this now
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I hope I see some type of PETA display. I'd go to the nearest steak house, order a rib eye MEDIUM RARE, to go. I'd then go where they were displaying, and eat it right next to them. I'd make sure some of the blood was dripping down my chin, and I'd drink the juice off of my plate when I was done. |
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| 24thcenstfan | Apr 11 2004, 11:24 PM Post #4 |
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Doctortobe, you sure do get a lot of PETA protests in OK. I don't think I have seen one PETA protest where I live. Although, we really don't have any large scale farming in this area either....mainly smaller family run farms. There are other areas of the Carolinas that would be prime targets for PETA though. Still, OK seems to really attract PETA. |
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| doctortobe | Apr 12 2004, 08:00 AM Post #5 |
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Well, we are the fast food capital of the world, we have a vibrant beef and pork industry, we have a town named Slaughterville (named after a man not an action), and we have more densly populated areas then places like Kansas, Iowa, and Nebraska. We are pretty much the anti-PETA state. |
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| captain_proton_au | Apr 12 2004, 08:32 AM Post #6 |
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Err, I dont think that came out the way you intended.
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| doctortobe | Apr 12 2004, 11:26 AM Post #7 |
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Speak softly, and carry a 57 megaton stick!
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Yes it did, since they are able to do all that stuff to say that meat eaters are inferior in bed, what kind of scientist would I be to not try to prove them wrong? |
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| 8247 | Apr 12 2004, 10:12 PM Post #8 |
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We cant forget that those PETA clowns tried to get Slaughterville renamed to Veggieville.
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| Adrian | Apr 12 2004, 10:21 PM Post #9 |
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Lieutenant Commander
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Guys, Consider yourselves lucky. Out here in California, we get postcards with cute bunnies and kitties with electrodes sticking out of their exposed brains! I'm not against animal testing, but I certainly don't want to see the gory details. |
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| 24thcenstfan | Apr 12 2004, 10:31 PM Post #10 |
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Something Wicked This Fae Comes
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^^^That is pretty sickening...and they are allowed to send pictures of that nature through the mail in an exposed format (postcard)? What if a kid got a hold of the postcard first? That is right up there with the PETA protest Doctortobe mentioned in his last PETA update. Where they were going to hand out KFC buckets of blood to kids. :angry: |
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| Adrian | Apr 13 2004, 12:24 AM Post #11 |
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Lieutenant Commander
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Yeah, I agree. It's pretty borderline with the free speach. On the other hand, Penn and Teller's Bull$hit exposes PETA in their next episode. I can't wait! (I love those guys!) I heartily suggest it to anyone! |
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| Fesarius | Apr 13 2004, 03:42 AM Post #12 |
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Did they succeed? |
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| 8247 | Apr 13 2004, 08:31 AM Post #13 |
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No. They city officials laughed in their faces. |
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| doctortobe | Apr 13 2004, 10:19 AM Post #14 |
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Speak softly, and carry a 57 megaton stick!
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Seriously though, I think I need to join PETA so I can get information on what they are going to do BEFORE it happens. I can then stage my own stuff that is both tasteful to the public and tasty to the palate. Free BBQ's will be had at every PETA event. We will eat steaks 5 feet away from the PETA protesters. The very laws that they take advantage of will now be used against them as there is nothing they can do about it without being arrested. And if they do try a stunt, the lawsuits will be GLORIOUS! |
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| 24thcenstfan | Apr 13 2004, 08:45 PM Post #15 |
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Something Wicked This Fae Comes
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I am going to call up the local chapter of PETA and tell them about all of those chicken wings you eat. Expect a protest to be set up by your car and/or apartment building next week.
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