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HD's Thread of Masculinity; Help!
Topic Started: Jan 30 2009, 02:03 PM (1,914 Views)
Hoss
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Don't make me use my bare hands on you.
Teach all the girls to burp and fart worse than you. Scratch yourself vigorously whereever and whenever you itch. Hork snot in the back of your throat loudly. Talk about cool cars and sport with anyone who will or won't listen.

If none of that works, buy an F150 (extended cab, not the crew cab - the crew cab makes you look like a soccer mom or wanna-be contruction guy).
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HistoryDude
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Shaken, not stirred...
:P Never heard of the word, "Hork." :lol:

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If none of that works, buy an F150 (extended cab, not the crew cab - the crew cab makes you look like a soccer mom or wanna-be contruction guy).


:ermm: Oh, crap... :doh:
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rowskid86
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Suck my Spock
HistoryDude
Feb 4 2009, 01:31 PM
I should have done that, rowskid. Instead I took STC's advice and joined in the Newcastle-Sunderland riot and look what happened... :(

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with us the worst you would have gotten would be a headache the next morning LOL
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HistoryDude
Jan 30 2009, 02:03 PM
I'm in a house, surrounded by 6 females (until recently 8). The only other male is my 6-year old son, and I'm not sure how much testosterone he's producing - so you see my predicatment?
I'm afraid i'm doubting your masculinity here HD, you have MAverick from that chick flick Top Gun as your avatar!!!
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HistoryDude
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Shaken, not stirred...
Big Boss
Feb 13 2009, 02:49 AM
HistoryDude
Jan 30 2009, 02:03 PM
I'm in a house, surrounded by 6 females (until recently 8). The only other male is my 6-year old son, and I'm not sure how much testosterone he's producing - so you see my predicatment?
I'm afraid i'm doubting your masculinity here HD, you have MAverick from that chick flick Top Gun as your avatar!!!
:lol:

Ay, yi, yi!!!

Is that better?!

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Much batter mate lol
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Sgt. Jaggs
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How about a Voyager Movie
Start with Frimps hot wings and Budweiser.

Watch a John Wayne movie followed by a Clint Eastwood movie. "Any man don't wanna get killed better clear on out the back..."

And one question for you historydude?

Why.... so......serious...?? Watch that movie too
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Hoss
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Don't make me use my bare hands on you.
It has been said that some men think outside the box and some think inside the box; I mainly just think about the box.
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Admiralbill_gomec
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I try to design a bigger, stronger box. One made out of iron, and sweat, and other manly things!

GRarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyeeeeaaaaaaargh! (That was the Howard Dean manly scream!)
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