| We hope you enjoy your visit. You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free. Join our community! If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features: |
| Fusion Fatties; The sequel to Supersize Supervillains | |
|---|---|
| Topic Started: Nov 4 2009, 11:24 AM (390 Views) | |
| 13th Warrior | Nov 4 2009, 11:24 AM Post #1 |
|
King Of The Impossible
|
Note: These are all DC characters. The fusion concept is partially based on Amalgam comics, with some references to Birds of Prey and Justice League comics, so there may be some inconsistencies! Pt 1: M.I.A Batgirl clutched her chest. She groaned as her headset radio went off. Sure enough, it was Oracle. “Any luck finding Batman yet?” Batgirl groaned. “I’m not sure we can keep doing his shift.” “Funny you should say that” Oracle smiled. “ Me and Hawkman have figured something out. In the meantime, we’ve got another looting in downtown Gotham…” It was an ordinary gang. No theme, no matching outfits. Essentially just guys smashing stuff up. Well, they would have started smashing stuff up, had two of their four gang members not had arrows shot through their hands, and the other two were smacked round the head with a Batarang. “ You don’t scare us!” growled the bald Steve Austin lookalike. “You’re no Batman.” This witty riposte earned the burly brute a knife pinning his jacket. “Next one goes downstairs” Huntress motioned toward his groin, leaving him in no doubt. From behind, another gang member grabbed Huntress, while the other two grabbed Batgirl. “Not so tough now, are you?” But the gang members were surprised by another Batarang. This one slammed all four to the floor. Huntress and Batgirl were shocked to see…Batman. Except it clearly wasn’t Batman. From behind a wall, Hawkman emerged with a remote control. “It’ll do until we find the real deal. And all the others while we’re at it.” “What about Superman, Supergirl and Powergirl? I’m guessing you don’t have robots for all of them.” “No, not robots.” Hawkman smiled. “Another temporary solution I’m afraid.” “Superman” and “Supergirl” flew silently away from their latest successful criminal capture. Hidden from view, they returned into their forms as Wonder Girl and Martian Manhunter. “How much longer can we keep this up?” moaned Wonder Girl as Martian Manhunter switched her costume to that of Power Girl’s. “Aren’t you getting tired of filling in for Superman?” “For as long as it takes” Martian Manhunter stated simply. He was indeed tired, but he realised the importance of making everyone believe in the man who can fly… Lex Luthor looked over the security camera of his hijacked truck. There he saw a woman dressed as a fat pig with wings (Supersize Candyhog) and a spherical woman with a P symbol (Powerblimp) gobbling stolen cakes. He then turned to his prisoner, the rotund form of Max Expander. “How did you do this?” he demanded. He looked down at Max. His body was very fat, but now his features looked greyer, his eyes red with droopy bags. “What…will…you…do…for…me?” Max coughed up as he laughed. He was in position to negotiate, but he couldn’t give up his pride. “You are on the verge of death. I can help delay the inevitable, giving you the chance to restore your expansion powers. Not to mention that your plans could use my…input.” Power sharing was not Max’s style, but he realised that he had no choice. “Lift…my…belly.” instructed Max. Hesitantly, Lex lifted the folds, to reveal a belt with a yellow rock in the middle. “It’s…Slobulite.” He said, before fainting through exhaustion. “How much further?” groaned Tub Titan. She had attempted to fly, but her body could only float over short distances. “I can see a city over the horizon” Macro Inflato proclaimed, in an odd impression that sort of sounded like Jack Sparrow. She was trying to find an identity for herself, and comic relief seemed as good as any. Z and Blubber Woman jogged alongside each other. Despite their enormous sizes, they could still go at super speed. Z had a bad feeling, which she then decided to vocalise. “Maybe it’s better if we don’t get to this city too soon.” “What do you mean?” asked Blubber Woman, not sure where she was going with this. While she had no idea who she was, at a basic level she knew she wanted to fight crime and work for peace. And that was about it. “We still don’t know our powers. If we screw up, we could end up doing a lot more harm than good.” Z groaned. “Do you want to do good?” Blubber Woman quite fairly asked. “Yeah, of course, I do.” She smiled, though it was nervous and hesitant. “Well, none of us know any more than that, so we’ll just have to trust that we’ll do the right thing” Blubber Woman laughed. She could see Z felt better, at least for that brief moment. Enormo Cheetah looked up at the road sign. “Now Entering Metropolis” “We’re here ladies!” she grinned. Time for some good old fashioned mayhem, she thought… TO BE CONTINUED… |
|
www.reynardcity.co.uk Three foxy heroes come to Earth- A caramel sensitive psychic, a neurotic ex-beauty queen and the son of a notorious gangster. Can they defeat a tyrannical tycoon, the evil robot Mega Fox and his army, and Caramel Girl and her vicious gang of Bakery Boys? "I want to see how weird it gets" Aintitcool.com Want to know more about the comic/cartoon? Email will2000uk@yahoo.com | |
 |
 
|
| Dragonman | Nov 4 2009, 10:54 PM Post #2 |
Straight Edge Warrior
|
off to a good, if somewhat confusing start. Still can't wait to see where it goes from here. |
 You can't take me. "This is True, This is Real, This is Straight Edge! And Straight Edge means I'm better than you!!" CM Punk "Get a Dream, hold on to it, and shoot for the sky!" The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes "I am a warrior, let the battle be joined." Dinobot, Beast Wars "Tell my tale to those who ask, tell it truly. My ill deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly...the rest is silence." - Dinobot's last words | |
|
|
|
| Foxx | Nov 5 2009, 04:34 AM Post #3 |
Chunky
|
Looking pretty good so far, keep it up |
 Coz people shit me | |
|
|
|
| 13th Warrior | Nov 5 2009, 06:30 AM Post #4 |
|
King Of The Impossible
|
Hopefully this will clear up some confusion... Pt 2: Massive Attack Max was dressed in what was essentially a massive iron lung in a suit. It reminded him of someone, but couldn’t put his finger on it. He could see Lex was deep in thought. “If we’re going to take full advantage of your expansion powers, I need to know where the Slobulite came from.” Lex was definitely a mind villain, and he had to ensure there could be no slip-ups. This was certainly a more surreal version of any takeover plan he had before, but he still didn’t want to leave anything to chance. “The planet Slobulon was a rare one. Not only did its gravity affect weight, it also affected mass. This meant invading the planet was near enough impossible, as all who entered its atmosphere were instantly enslaved by their appetites….” Lex listened intently at this frankly weird story. Thinking about it, he realised what Max was, long before he got to the end of the story, and it had odd parallels with another man from another planet. “King Corpulon and Queen Volumnia ruled the planet with ruthless efficiency. They used their slaves to feed them and their enormous species. Unfortunately for them, they became so huge they all effectively became miniature planets and smashed the planet in the process. Fearing this, my parents sent me in the last rocket on planet Slobulon. I was lucky to be taken in by a wealthy family. I never felt like I belonged, until I discovered this belt.” Lex smiled as Max went into detail about how his powers worked, how the Slobulite required the energy of body fat in order to be efficient. Immediately, Lex called for his personal chef to create one of the richest, fattiest meals on Earth. As Max gobbled his thirteenth profiterole, his body started glowing. “I’m ready” he grinned, patting his tummy with glee. He was ready to take his birthright, to claim the planet in the name of the Slobulons… Enormo Cheetah hurled the hot dog vendor’s cart, turning it upside down. She gleefully gobbled down the sausages and buns, squeezing down her throat. Powerblimp bounced off a patisserie window, while Supersize Candyhog and Bellymorph terrorised a coffee chain, ripping out the machine, downing the coffee and emptying chocolate and vanilla powder, squirting cream in each other’s mouths. “Now that’s what I call a grande latte” Wonder Girl (disguised as Wonder Woman) laughed. “You guys are going to have to clean this up.” Bellymorph smiled. “So you’re Wonder Woman, are you?” She zapped Wonder Girl with her fingers, revealing her true identity. She blushed, clearly embarrassed. “Now, I wonder why a superhero would disguise herself as another one?” “I’m not afraid of you.” Wonder Girl scowled. She threw her lasso, tying up Supersize Candyhog. To her surprise, she threw her against the wall. I could really do with “Superman” right now, she thought… Martian Manhunter (in his Superman guise) grappled with Enormo Cheetah. Sure enough, it was like an ant trying to lift a bus and his reward was being crushed underneath her enormous weight. It was at this point he decided discretion may be the better option, and played dead. “I say we send Gotham City a message” smiled Enormo Cheetah, pointing toward Powerblimp. She grabbed onto Martian Manhunter, returning him to his normal form, then inflating him. With a mighty breath, she blew him toward Gotham City. Wonder Girl picked herself up, dazed from Supersize Candyhog’s attack. Undeterred, she kicked her, smashing a window in the process. Bellymorph turned into a bouncing ball, smashing Wonder Girl through the stairs. “Fun’s over” grinned Bellymorph as she grabbed Wondergirl. She inflated her fist until it took up most of the room. Meanwhile, Supersize Candyhog fired a massive blast of strawberry jellies, chocolate raisins and liquorice into Wondergirl’s mouth. To Bellymorph’s surprise, Wondergirl didn’t instantly bloat out. She turned to Supersize Candyhog, who had leapt out of the window. “Trust me, let her go and get out of here.” she urged. The pair watched as Wondergirl’s gut expanded throughout the coffee store, before eventually smashing through the roof. “Me…want…eat” she said, proceeding to grab a nearby lamp post. “Wow, there’s something you don’t see every day” Enormo Cheetah laughed as she saw the giant Wonder Girl’s hungry rampage. “So this is Gotham City” Tub Titan looked around. Of course, part of her knew this city like the back of her hand. Then again, her memory was so scrambled that the back of her hand was just one of several things she had to get to know. “We need to find this ‘Oracle’ somehow” Z was confused. All she had was a name, but no visual memory. What could it mean? “Why do you girls want to know?” Z looked up. There, arms folded, was Huntress. “I think you girls have some explaining to do…” TO BE CONTINUED… |
|
www.reynardcity.co.uk Three foxy heroes come to Earth- A caramel sensitive psychic, a neurotic ex-beauty queen and the son of a notorious gangster. Can they defeat a tyrannical tycoon, the evil robot Mega Fox and his army, and Caramel Girl and her vicious gang of Bakery Boys? "I want to see how weird it gets" Aintitcool.com Want to know more about the comic/cartoon? Email will2000uk@yahoo.com | |
|
|
|
| 13th Warrior | Nov 5 2009, 02:56 PM Post #5 |
|
King Of The Impossible
|
Pt 3: Chubby Chaser “…And I think that’s how we ended up here” finished Z. Huntress raised an eyebrow. She had seen some weird stuff in her time, but that story topped the lot. On the other hand… “This does explain a lot” Huntress realised. “Okay, I’ll talk to Oracle and see if we can get you guys back to normal. In the meantime, please stay out of my way.” With that, Huntress leapt off into the streets and back to work. “Do you get the feeling Huntress doesn’t want to hang around with us?” Macro Inflato laughed cynically. “I think she needs to learn a vital lesson about teamwork.” “Well like it or not she needs our help” Blubber Woman scowled. “I’ve got the feeling she’ll be grateful for us in the end…” “Just got in touch with Hawkman, turns out his planet has some kind of separation device, so he’s gone off to get that” Oracle updated Huntress. “Of course that means we’ve lost another hero in the meantime.” “Any word on Wonder Girl?” Huntress asked. “That’s the weirdest thing- the word was she turned into a giant. The next minute she disappears. It seems zany stuff is happening every minute at the moment.” As soon as Oracle said that, an inflated Martian Manhunter landed on top of Huntress. “Ungh…get…off…me” she grimaced, before finally pushing Martian Manhunter off her. Restoring his consciousness, Martian Manhunter then returned his body to normal. “If you’ll forgive the pun, I’m glad I bumped into you.” he deadpanned. “Some unusual villains are on the way. They…” “Let me guess, they look like fused, fat versions of other super villain ladies?” Huntress laughed. “Believe me, I’ve met their superhero opposites.” “Well we ought to find them again, as I don’t think we can fight them alone…” “Please tell me you’re not serious” Catwoman pretty much laughed in Batgirl’s face. “You are asking me to join you in a fight against giant fat villains? That really isn’t my style.” “Do you think I’d ask you if I had a choice?” Batgirl snarled, bitterly resenting the position she was in. “I’ll beg on my knees if I have to!” “Don’t bother.” Catwoman smiled. “I’ve seen what’s been happening lately and I’m staying out of it…” “You’re going to regret this” warned Batgirl as she drove off on her Batcycle. “The offer’s still on the table.” Huntress looked across the street. Sure enough, Powerblimp bounced against a late night diner, smashing open the window. Supersize Candyhog leapt in, grabbing food from diner’s plates, while Bellymorph helped herself from the kitchen. Powerblimp and Enormo Cheetah gleefully helped themselves to the dessert tray. “Okay that’s enough” The villains turned around. There in front of them was Huntress. Yeah, that’s it, Huntress thought to herself. All eyes on me… Huntress leaped away from Powerblimp bouncing toward her, then dodged Enormocheetah’s claw swipes. She leaped over Supersize Candyhog, before slamming a chair over her head. “I’m not afraid of you fatsos!” Huntress laughed, diving away from Bellymorph’s stretching fists. “NOW!” Huntress yelled out. Right on cue, Batgirl flung a batarang, smacking Bellymorph on the forehead. She barely flinched, and slapped Batgirl against the toilet door. Bellymorph stood over Batgirl. She pressed a button on her utility belt, spraying gas into Bellymorph’s face. Huntress fired her crossbow, pinning Supersize Candyhog to the wall. She turned round, only to see Enormocheetah tower above her. Uh oh, she gulped… She opened her eyes. Not only was Enormocheetah not on top of her, Blubber Woman had hurled her out of the door. Z fired a magic blast, forcing Powerblimp to slam into Bellymorph. Macro Inflato slammed her giant belly into Supersize Candyhog, knocking her to the ground. Tub Titan then followed up by throwing Bellymorph out of the door. To their surprise, the villains all ran off. To Huntress’ surprise, the Fusion Fatties didn’t chase after them. “Why aren’t you going after them?” she demanded angrily. “The phrase is ‘thank you’ I believe” said Tub Titan. She gave Huntress a stern look. “I’m fed up with this. Come on Batgirl, let’s end this once and for all!” Batgirl turned nervously to Huntress. “Um…Don’t you think they might have a point?” Batgirl was worried Huntress was not in the right frame of mind for this particular fight. Before she even finished the sentence, Huntress was gone. She went after her, desperate to stop her doing something stupid… “Oh cripes it’s Batman!” Powerblimp feigned fear as she proceeded to jump on top of the Batman robot, smashing it to pieces. The super size super villains laughed. “Is that the best they could come up with?” Powerblimp was then surprised by an arrow right in her gut. She felt her body deflate. “No…what’s…happening…to…me?” Enormocheetah scowled as she looked round for Huntress, only to get a knife thrown in her heel, tripping her over. Supersize Candyhog and Bellymorph looked round the shadows, looking for Huntress. “You can’t hide from us forever, Huntress!” Bellymorph turned into a giant searchlight. Sure enough, Huntress was exposed and temporarily blinded. Batgirl flung her Batarang, Supersize Candyhog and Bellymorph knocked to the ground. “Give this up, we can help you get back to normal!” She pleaded. “If I was normal, I couldn’t do this!” Bellymorph pointed at Batgirl, turning her into a bouncing ball. She grabbed the Batball and slammed her into the already dizzy Huntress. Supersize Candyhog removed the knife from Enormocheetah’s heel. Enormocheetah dug her claws into Huntress’ body. “I think a change would do you good.” Laughed Enormocheetah. “Candyhog, make sure she’s so big she can barely breathe!” Huntress felt layer upon layer of flab envelop her body. Her chins multiplied a hundred-fold, her arms and legs barely visible underneath the gargantuan amounts of flab. “You…will…pay…for…this!” she tried to be defiant. “No chance. Huntress is no more, you are…Chubby Chaser!” giggled Bellymorph. She turned her attention to Batgirl. “You have been in our way for too long.” Bellymorph laughed as Batgirl went from ball to enormously inflated balloon. “Bye bye Batblimp!” she waved, as Batblimp floated into the Gotham night sky. Enormocheetah prodded Chubby Chaser, her body rippling. “As for you, if you’re able to move, good luck stopping us! HA!” Chubby Chaser struggled to breathe. As the villains casually got away, she tried to focus her dwindling energy on trying to move… TO BE CONTINUED… |
|
www.reynardcity.co.uk Three foxy heroes come to Earth- A caramel sensitive psychic, a neurotic ex-beauty queen and the son of a notorious gangster. Can they defeat a tyrannical tycoon, the evil robot Mega Fox and his army, and Caramel Girl and her vicious gang of Bakery Boys? "I want to see how weird it gets" Aintitcool.com Want to know more about the comic/cartoon? Email will2000uk@yahoo.com | |
|
|
|
| Dragonman | Nov 5 2009, 06:43 PM Post #6 |
|
Straight Edge Warrior
|
I like the story, but I just have trouble keeping track who's the villain and who's the hero. Z and Tub Titan are good right? |
|
You can't take me. "This is True, This is Real, This is Straight Edge! And Straight Edge means I'm better than you!!" CM Punk "Get a Dream, hold on to it, and shoot for the sky!" The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes "I am a warrior, let the battle be joined." Dinobot, Beast Wars "Tell my tale to those who ask, tell it truly. My ill deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly...the rest is silence." - Dinobot's last words | |
|
|
|
| 13th Warrior | Nov 6 2009, 04:14 AM Post #7 |
|
King Of The Impossible
|
That's right- I tried to keep the names relatively clear (Z=Zatanna Tub Titan=Teen Titan.) Powergirl, Supergirl and Hawkgirl were enslaved in the last part (Powerblimp and Supersize Candyhog, hog sounding a bit like hawk....I'll get me coat). |
|
www.reynardcity.co.uk Three foxy heroes come to Earth- A caramel sensitive psychic, a neurotic ex-beauty queen and the son of a notorious gangster. Can they defeat a tyrannical tycoon, the evil robot Mega Fox and his army, and Caramel Girl and her vicious gang of Bakery Boys? "I want to see how weird it gets" Aintitcool.com Want to know more about the comic/cartoon? Email will2000uk@yahoo.com | |
|
|
|
| 13th Warrior | Nov 6 2009, 08:16 AM Post #8 |
|
King Of The Impossible
|
Pt 4: Fatcat and Giganto Girl “We should go back for her!” Supersize Candyhog protested as Bellymorph and Enormocheetah waddled away from Chubby Chaser and the deflating Powerblimp. “Forget it, we can’t turn her back to normal.” Enormocheetah’s face made it clear she wasn’t in the mood for another confrontation. “ I’ve got someone else in mind…” Meanwhile, Max and Lex were tracking down the signal of the mysterious fat giant. They turned round a dead end. There, hidden amongst the trash and boxes, was Wonder Girl. “What’s wrong my dear?” smiled Max, holding his hand out to her. “Don’t come any closer!” warned Wonder Girl. “I’m a monster!” “You are not a monster, my dear” Max picked up Wonder Girl, dusting the trash from her costume. “ You just need a little…guidance.” It was then Wonder Girl eyed Lex suspiciously. “You look…familiar. Do I know you?” “I’m a local politician, I do a lot of work in the community” Lex was struggling not to laugh. This was a wonderful opportunity, and one to take full advantage of. “Let’s get you cleaned up and a good meal in you.” Max smiled as he took her to a hotel, all modernist furniture and tasteful lighting. “HELP!” yelled out Batblimp, deafening Oracle. She could see herself floating closer and closer to the sun, like an inflated Icarus. “Do something!” “Okay Hawkman, now’s the time to see if this machine of yours works!” Oracle announced. Hawkman flew up next to Batblimp, firing a dart into her gut. She felt her body change and gently floated down toward the ground to a gentle stop. “I’m grateful you saved me and everything” she smiled hesitantly “But shouldn’t my body be back to normal now?” “This is the first time I have tested my Normalizer” confessed Hawkman. “Even with all the knowledge in the universe, it takes time and scientific application to get this right.” “Well in which case we’ll need this machine to help Huntress. She’s turned into an enormous blob. Last time I saw her she could barely breathe.” “Take me to her” Hawkman instructed. “Help…me…” groaned Powerblimp. She was surrounded by the Fusion Fatty superheroes. Tub Titan put her hands over her, scanning her body. “Hang on” Macro Inflato asked. “Isn’t she a bad guy?” Tub Titan shook her head. “She was turned evil. We need to save her…besides, the hero thing to do is save people, regardless.” She turned to Z. “I’m not sure if I’ve got the power to do this on my own. I need you to do this too.” Z was about to ask what “this” was, but instinctively she and Tub Titan held hands, their bodies glowing. As they made contact with Powerblimp, the arrow in her body popped out. Powergirl looked down at her body. Her identity was restored, but now she looked round and bloated. “What…what happened to me? Why am I so…?” she hesitated to use the word, surrounded as she was by strange plus size people. “It’s ok, you can use the F word” laughed Macro Inflato. “It’s pretty simple- you were turned into an evil balloon woman by giant fat villainesses. Huntress then hit you with an arrow causing you to deflate. Your evil buddies then did the dishonourable thing and ran off.” “Oh.” Powergirl replied. There wasn’t really anything else to say. “Um guys, you should probably come and see this” announced Blubber Woman, as she saw the two ton tub that was formerly Huntress… Catwoman gleefully smashed up a shop window. Being good was no fun, she thought to herself. But then she stopped. She missed the frisson she had with Batman and all the cool villains seemed to be keeping quiet. The cowards, she thought. They were obviously waiting until everyone was immobile so they could take over. “Catwoman I presume?” Enormo Cheetah mimed tipping a hat to her. Catwoman turned round, seeing she was surrounded by the bloated forms of the evil Fat Ladies. “Look I don’t care what you do, just leave me out of it” Catwoman cracked her whip, gripping onto a lamp post. Nothing quite like a stylish getaway, she thought. As she prepared to launch herself, Enormo Cheetah bodyslammed her against the cold, hard ground. “I’m not asking you” EnormoCheetah motioned toward Bellymorph. Holding her breath, Catwoman rolled underneath Bellymorph’s legs, running down an alleyway, frantically searching for a ladder to climb. She turned round and saw Bellymorph inflate her belly, pinning Catwoman who struggled to move. “Feeding time, kitty!” she laughed. Supersize Candyhog hovered above Catwoman, firing tons of candy jellies in the shape of fish, causing Bellymorph no end of amusement. Catwoman felt her belly expand into a near spherical size, ripping through her costume with a horrible squelching sound. To her surprise, Catwoman felt a grin form across her inflatable pillow lips. “I feel so much…yummier” she purred, patting her tummy. “I am Fatcat.” Max couldn’t resist smiling as he saw Wonder Girl tucking into a big plate of expensive food. “You’ve both been so kind” she said, touched by the strangers’ generosity. But her happiness was short lived. Her gut rumbled like an earthquake. Within seconds, she was filling half the room. “Max, help me!” she begged. Max gripped onto Wonder Girl’s folds of flab, his body glowing. He felt the glow of energy and power. Using his powers, he restored Wonder Girl to being merely very tubby. She looked down. Her costume now had a “G” on it and was reassured by Max’s comforting smile (though anyone else watching this would call it a sleazy leer.) “Thank you Max” Wonder Girl gazed into his eyes. “I owe you so much.” (Lex at this point was resisting the urge to vomit.) “Well, Giganto Girl, there is something you can do for me. I need you to help me stop some very bad people.” “Giganto Girl? That sounds cool” Max noticed her face had subtly changed- there were black streaks in her blond hair, her eyes and lips had become darker. He would regain control. He turned to see Lex gripping onto his arm. “Don’t forget what you owe me.” He warned. “Relax Lex” laughed Max. “You’ll get what you deserve…” TO BE CONTINUED… |
|
www.reynardcity.co.uk Three foxy heroes come to Earth- A caramel sensitive psychic, a neurotic ex-beauty queen and the son of a notorious gangster. Can they defeat a tyrannical tycoon, the evil robot Mega Fox and his army, and Caramel Girl and her vicious gang of Bakery Boys? "I want to see how weird it gets" Aintitcool.com Want to know more about the comic/cartoon? Email will2000uk@yahoo.com | |
|
|
|
| 13th Warrior | Nov 7 2009, 01:37 PM Post #9 |
|
King Of The Impossible
|
Pt 5: Back To The Drawing Board “Help…me…” croaked Chubby Chaser, formerly Huntress. “I…can’t…breathe…” “What happened to the whole ‘keep out of my way’ attitude?” laughed Macro Inflato. “We’ve got to do something!” Powergirl panicked. “So…does anyone have any powers that will let her breathe?” Z and Tub Titan grabbed onto Chubby Chaser’s mass of folds, enough spare tyres to fill a garage. Energy glowed through their bodies, spreading through their hands. But to Z and Tub Titan’s surprise, their powers didn’t restore Chubby Chaser’s body. Instead, their bodies expanded out as well, both of them ballooning out until they were equally as big. Soon enough, Batblimp and Hawkman floated down towards them. “Ah, this is not what I expected.” Hawkman understated. “This leads me to a dilemma.” “What do you mean? I thought this was one of those ‘one zap cures everything’ type things” Batblimp scowled in frustration. “Sadly, I can either reduce down one of them to normal, or spread the Normalizer ray amongst the three of them.” Realising what he was saying, he did indeed spread the gadget’s energy across the three of them. Tub Titan looked down at her body. She could move, but was now so heavy her feet cracked the ground beneath her feet. Likewise Z was similarly awkward. They looked across at Chubby Chaser. “Well…I can breathe.” Chubby Chaser scowled. She was still enormous, but she could now see her arms and legs. She could barely move, her energy spent out on moving a single step. “How long before you can get this Normalizer charged up again?” Blubber Woman asked. “I…I…don’t know. There’s so many variables, the stellarisation power is unpredictable at the best of times…” He could see the look of disappointment on the Fusion Fatties’ faces. “I’ll do all I can. In the meantime, we need you to keep fighting the good fight.” “Uh guys” Batblimp interrupted with another bit of bad news. “Looks like the Fusion Fat Ladies are about to raid the Gotham Megamall so we’d better make a move!” Batblimp and Macro Inflato floated away, with Powergirl slowly flying behind. Blubber Woman ran behind them, but noticed that Z and Tub Titan were moving slowly, step by massive lumbering step. “Keep going” instructed Z. “Don’t let us slow you down.” “Are you coming?” asked Tub Titan, turning to Chubby Chaser. “Are you kidding me?” Chubby Chaser asked. “I can barely lift my leg, let alone fight super villains.” “OK, fair enough…” Tub Titan said hesitantly, though given recent events she was hesitant to leave her alone… Fatcat gleefully slammed her fat fist into the jewellery store, ignoring the other villains as they headed out to the food court. Unfortunately for her, Enormocheetah was keeping an eye on her. “We need food to increase our powers” she explained to Fatcat. “Stop wasting time with these pointless trinkets!” “Oh but I like pointless trinkets…they’re shiny” whined Fatcat. She was dragged away by Enormocheetah, who put her claws to Fatcat’s neck. “One stab with these and I can make you fill up this mall.” She threatened. “I won’t be caught out again by weirdoes who want to enslave me.” “Sure, whatever” Fatcat shrugged. What a grouch, she thought… But to their surprise, when they got to the food court, it was blocked by the enormous inflated forms of Batblimp and Macro Inflato. “Oh I know this game. Let’s play escalation!” laughed Bellymorph. She inflated to a size as big as Batblimp and Macro Inflato. “Now I’m going to play Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Blimpos!” With her expanded fists, she knocked Batblimp against the wall. She literally bounced back, sending her slamming into Fatcat and Enormo Cheetah. Fatcat leaped towards Macro Inflato, claws at the ready. She received a kick from an inflated boot, smacking her against the elevator doors. “Don’t let them get any food!” yelled Macro Inflato. Instinctively, she fired what looked like an inflated arrow, pinning Enormocheetah to the wall. She prepared to fire another, but was gripped by Supersize Candyhog. Batblimp floated towards her, desperate to save her. The backup was long overdue, she thought. She poked her belly out, stretching as far as she could bare. Just as Supersize Candyhog prepared to fill Macro Inflato’s guts, she slammed her aside, knocking her to the ground. EnormoCheetah ripped the inflated arrow off her costume. She was now crimson with fury. “I’m going to make sure you two get so fat you’ll be stuck in the sky!” she yelled out. To her surprise, she was tripped over by what looked like a strawberry bootlace. There, poised for battle, was Blubber Woman. “This ends now.” She said with firm intent. EnormoCheetah tried to fight, but the grip of the bootlace lasso tightened until it choked her. She then saw Supersize Candyhog, Fatcat and Bellymorph fall to their knees. “Looks like you girls really need that sugar fix” Batblimp quipped. Unfortunately for her, she also felt her body go weak, as did Blubber Woman and Macro Inflato. “What’s…happening?” They all felt so weak they could barely move. Then they saw a giant fist smash through the roof of the Mega Mall. In the other hand, the giant girl lowered Max Expander and Lex Luthor to the food court. “Did you miss me?” Max’s air of smugness was as unbearable as ever, and even Lex seemed pretty embarrassed. “Giganto Girl, prepare the girls for energy drain.” “Yes master” Giganto Girl nodded, causing the floor to shake. The blast from her hand transformed the Fusion Fat Ladies and Fusion Fatties into giant balls of immobile flab. “I see more to come, master” Giganto Girl announced, spotting Z and Tub Titan moving slowly toward the mall entrance, with Powergirl flying alongside them, clearly wracked with nerves. “Let them come” Max winked at Giganto Girl. “We want them to see what’s coming to them…” TO BE CONTINUED… |
|
www.reynardcity.co.uk Three foxy heroes come to Earth- A caramel sensitive psychic, a neurotic ex-beauty queen and the son of a notorious gangster. Can they defeat a tyrannical tycoon, the evil robot Mega Fox and his army, and Caramel Girl and her vicious gang of Bakery Boys? "I want to see how weird it gets" Aintitcool.com Want to know more about the comic/cartoon? Email will2000uk@yahoo.com | |
|
|
|
| 13th Warrior | Nov 8 2009, 12:05 PM Post #10 |
|
King Of The Impossible
|
Pt 6: Back To Normal? Martian Manhunter looked on as Hawkman frantically fiddled with bits and bobs. While all the knowledge of the universe was at his fingertips, this didn’t necessarily mean he could put it all together. “There is one big problem” Hawkman tutted. “Each time I produce this Normalizer, it keeps running out of energy while trying to revert the heroes back to normal.” “What you need is an infinite source of energy” Martian Manhunter suggested. “Look around you, Martian Manhunter!” Hawkman threw his hands to the sky, theatrically pointing out the vast archive of every possible knowledge in the universe, everything from the periodic table, archive footage of every war in the galaxy and what happened to every contestant on American Idol. “Perhaps you should try looking in front of you.” countered Martian Manhunter. Hawkman looked concerned. “You do realise that this will drain you of your powers?” “I am fully aware of that. But this is for the greater good and my psychic energy will provide that.” And with that, Hawkman proceeded to connect Martian Manhunter to the Normalizer… Meanwhile, Powergirl, Z and Tub Titan saw Giganto Girl poking out of the top of the Gotham Mega Mall. “Something tells me she isn’t part of the architecture” gulped Powergirl. “So what’s the plan?” Powergirl asked after a pause. Seeing both Z and Tub Titan’s nervous glances at each other, she sensed there was no concrete plan. It was Z who then spoke. “You hit her high, give us a chance to hit her low.” announced Z. Powergirl nodded and slowly flew towards Giganto Girl’s head. Giganto Girl broadly grinned as she saw Powergirl awkwardly fly toward her. “So you really think you can stop me?” Powergirl literally threw her weight behind a massive punch. Giganto Girl flinched slightly, as if someone had splashed cold water on her face. “My turn” she stated, slamming Powergirl to form another hole in the roof. Z and Tub Titan looked round at the giant balls of fat with vaguely recognisable faces. They then looked round at Max’s glowing belt. He was now enormous. “Ah, you’re just in time to see me steal your energy, render you powerless and become an all powerful giant villain!” He stood, arms on hips, posing with his usual delusions of grandeur. To his surprise, Z and Tub Titan giggled at him. “What’s so funny?” “No offence, but could you be a bigger cliché?” Z laughed out loud. She and Tub Titan fired a blast of energy each at Max. To their surprise, Max absorbed the energy and gave it back to them twice over. They tried to get up, but they could feel their bodies becoming increasingly spherical. “Let me guess, you two haven’t each much” he laughed. They could see him get bigger and bigger. They felt their faces go blank. Their last thoughts pretty much amounted to two words “Damn it.” “Ok, show’s over, Max” Lex groaned, tired of the over elaborate pyrotechnics and enormous women. “I want my share of this power.” “Remind me what your powers are” Max responded. Unfortunately for him, angering Lex Luthor was never a good idea. Like any good poker, Lex never revealed his hand until it was time. Now of course it was. From his pocket, Lex revealed a remote control. He pressed a button and Max seemed to have some kind of seizure. “What…are…you…doing…to…me?” “Did you really think I’d let you gain the energy of superheroes and villains without some kind of fail safe?” He pressed another button. Max fired a laser at Giganto Girl, who became a giant sphere, while Max grew to twice her size. “What are you doing Mr Luthor?” panicked Giganto Girl. “It’s nothing personal, my dear.” Lex Luthor gently laughed. “It seems I now have the means to redesign the world as I see fit. Regime change will certainly be a lot easier when I can starve whole populations.” “Oracle, any sign of Hawkman?” asked Chubby Chaser, hopefully. “He’s on the way.” She reassured her. “Apparently the Normalizer is good to go.” “Brilliant, I don’t think I can handle another minute of…blobbiness.” Huntress groaned. She certainly couldn’t go back to being a teacher at this size. Indeed, the only lesson would be counting her flab folds, she bleakly muttered under her breath. She brightened up when she saw Hawkman. “So you can turn me back to normal, now?” “I can” he confirmed. “Martian Manhunter’s psychic energy has given it a constant energy source.” “Well, fire it up!” She was so excited. Finally she’d be able to move freely again without panting for breath and ripping through the streets like a mini earthquake. But then out of the corner of her eye she saw an image of the giant Max. Another showed the blank looks of the giant blobs in the Gotham Mega Mall. She then turned to see Hawkman charged up the laser. “STOP!” she yelled. Confused, Hawkman stopped the laser. “What’s wrong, Huntress?” “My name is…Chubby Chaser” she announced. “I need to stay in this form in order to stop Max. Does that laser have a reverse switch?” “Are you mad?” Hawkman asked. “Probably!” she laughed. “Now do it before I change my mind!” Reluctantly, Hawkman hit the reverse switch (he had wondered why he’d put it there in the first place.) Within seconds, Chubby Chaser was a giant Chubzilla, a massive monster of flab. “Oracle, this is Chubby Chaser. Where’s Max headed?” “Judging from where he’s walking, he’s on the way to Washington!” Oracle gulped. “Then I guess it’s time for Chubby Chaser to start her happy hunting!” TO BE CONCLUDED…. |
|
www.reynardcity.co.uk Three foxy heroes come to Earth- A caramel sensitive psychic, a neurotic ex-beauty queen and the son of a notorious gangster. Can they defeat a tyrannical tycoon, the evil robot Mega Fox and his army, and Caramel Girl and her vicious gang of Bakery Boys? "I want to see how weird it gets" Aintitcool.com Want to know more about the comic/cartoon? Email will2000uk@yahoo.com | |
|
|
|
| 13th Warrior | Nov 9 2009, 09:49 AM Post #11 |
|
King Of The Impossible
|
Pt 7: The Big Finale Max’s gigantic strides covered cities in a single bound. He was amazed how quickly he could move along the freeway considering his Godzilla-sized bulk. But while Lex’s robotic controls manipulated his body, he needed to stop and refuel. And by refuel, it meant grabbing a drink factory from an industrial estate, shaking out the humans inside and guzzling its contents like an energy drink. Given all the drinks were mixed together, the taste was foul, but it meant that he was ready to leap off again. It was then out of the corner of his eye he saw the drive through burger bar, in the shape of a giant burger. He resisted Lex’s robot controls, hunger over-riding the system. But as he went to grab it, he felt a kick hit the back of his giant leg and he fell towards the ground. To his surprise, he didn’t hit the ground. He turned round to see Chubby Chaser, who had him gripped by his city sized flab folds. “This ends now, Max” Chubby Chaser scowled. “ You poor foolish girl” Max laughed in her face. “I have the combined power of superheroes and supervillains in my body. So be a good girl and surrender, save a lot of unnecessary bother.” “I don’t think so.” Chubby Chaser barely looked at him. I’ve seen Godzilla movies, she thought to herself. I’ve just got to make full use of my size. She grabbed Max, who equally locked into a grip with her, neither budging. “It seems our physical strength is equal” noted Max. As he gripped tighter, Chubby Chaser felt her body become covered in a enormous layer of frosting. Lex clapped sarcastically. It all seemed too easy. For every crisis there’s an opportunity, thought Chubby Chaser. Max looked on as Chubby Chaser licked the frosting from her mouth, then smashed through the layers that had hardened around her body. Max then produced a strawberry bootlace lasso, preparing to grip Chubby Chaser. Seeing him slowly wind up his arm, she punched him, knocking him against the road. Sensing her chance, she leaped on top of his prone body, drilling closer and closer towards the Earth’s core. They’d both be boiled, she thought, but at least it’d all be over. Max responded by dragging his massive heels, hurling Chubby Chaser out of the giant pit she had created. He stood triumphantly over her. It was then he noticed that the robot suit had burned away. He was free! He turned towards Lex, evil menace in his eyes. “So you thought you could control me, Lex? I am the ultimate mass, a super heavy weight of hyper obese power! Nobody can stop me!” “Max, what else do you have that I don’t?” Chubby Chaser asked as she struggled to get up. “Well from what I can see, I’m standing up and you’re not.” He smugly grinned. The grin faded as Chubby Chaser summoned up all her energy to punch Max in his gigantic gonads. “OW!” It was the high pitched yelp that got dogs barking all over the world, as Max fell deep into the pit. “NOW HAWKMAN!” yelled out Chubby Chaser. He fired his Normalizer at Max, who proceeded to shrink down to his normal size. As he did so, Chubby Chaser once again became Huntress, and the spherical blobs that were fused superheroes and villains began to separate. The Normalizer began to glow red and then exploded, the blast causing Max to vaporise. Sensing that now was probably not the best time to hang around, Lex Luthor grabbed onto a passing truck and escaped. For once though, the villain was not the heroes’ primary concern. Huntress looked down at her body. While her costume was back to normal, her belly hung over the belt. She was still fat! “Please tell me this’ll wear off!” she begged. Eventually she returned to the Gotham Mega Mall. There she saw that all the female superheroes now looked at best paunchy. She then looked at the male members of the Justice League and Teen Titans- they were all trapped in what looked like a giant fused ball. “This is not good.” Vixen noted. “Normally at this point everything goes back to normal.” “I’m afraid not” Hawkman noted. “The Normalizer was destroyed. It will take a long time to build a new one.” “Then so be it” Wonder Woman announced, surprising everyone. “Are you serious?” Black Canary blurted out in frustration. “After all the chaos, fusions and transformations, your reaction is ‘Deal with it’?” “Yes it is.” Wonder Woman responded. “ Our duties remain the same- we must repair the damage we created while under Max’s spell, we must protect people from the evil around them. We fight for the good of the people, regardless of what shape we’re in.” Huntress quietly clapped her, and all the other heroes joined in. Huntress then stopped. “You heard the lady, get back to work!” And with that, they did… Epilogue: Me And Mr J In Arkham Asylum’s visitor lounge, The Joker giggled as he saw his once svelte assistant lumber in towards his table, awkwardly squeezing into an already uncomfortable plastic chair. “When you said I was in for a big surprise, I didn’t think it would be you” he quipped. “I brought you a cake, Mr J. I made it just how you like it.” Harley offered it to him. He threw the cake at the wall. As it stuck to the wall, it then exploded, showering the lounge in shrapnel. “I thought they could use some iron in their diet” Harley winked at him. “I should warn you, it’s going to take me a while to shift the pounds.” “Don’t bother watching your weight, I’ll do that for you.” He grinned, clutching her folds, before pulling out a revolver. “I owe you one sweetie.” “How about dinner at your place?” she offered. “Well, what place shall be mine tonight? I always fancied stealing the Gotham Ritz, you know, maybe stealing a mini bar and pay per view?” “You’re so romantic Mr J” They hijacked a passing police car and rode off into the sunset… THE END |
|
www.reynardcity.co.uk Three foxy heroes come to Earth- A caramel sensitive psychic, a neurotic ex-beauty queen and the son of a notorious gangster. Can they defeat a tyrannical tycoon, the evil robot Mega Fox and his army, and Caramel Girl and her vicious gang of Bakery Boys? "I want to see how weird it gets" Aintitcool.com Want to know more about the comic/cartoon? Email will2000uk@yahoo.com | |
|
|
|
| Dragonman | Nov 9 2009, 06:37 PM Post #12 |
|
Straight Edge Warrior
|
Does harley still have her powers or is she just fat now? Either way I'm satisfied. This story arc seemed alot shorter, and a bit more confusing. Still a fun story though. |
|
You can't take me. "This is True, This is Real, This is Straight Edge! And Straight Edge means I'm better than you!!" CM Punk "Get a Dream, hold on to it, and shoot for the sky!" The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes "I am a warrior, let the battle be joined." Dinobot, Beast Wars "Tell my tale to those who ask, tell it truly. My ill deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly...the rest is silence." - Dinobot's last words | |
|
|
|
| F1315NJ | Nov 9 2009, 08:34 PM Post #13 |
|
Fat and Fabulous
|
would be cool to see some drawings based on this story |
|
|
|
| 13th Warrior | Nov 10 2009, 09:36 AM Post #14 |
|
King Of The Impossible
|
Dragonman- So long as it was fun, I can work on the consistency in future. F1315NJ- Oh me too and I know someone who is interested. But I don't want to "out" them as I know they're busy at the moment. |
|
www.reynardcity.co.uk Three foxy heroes come to Earth- A caramel sensitive psychic, a neurotic ex-beauty queen and the son of a notorious gangster. Can they defeat a tyrannical tycoon, the evil robot Mega Fox and his army, and Caramel Girl and her vicious gang of Bakery Boys? "I want to see how weird it gets" Aintitcool.com Want to know more about the comic/cartoon? Email will2000uk@yahoo.com | |
|
|
|
| Dragonman | Nov 10 2009, 07:52 PM Post #15 |
|
Straight Edge Warrior
|
hey, did harley still have her Bellylaugh powers at the end or was she just fat still?
Edited by Dragonman, Nov 10 2009, 08:04 PM.
|
|
You can't take me. "This is True, This is Real, This is Straight Edge! And Straight Edge means I'm better than you!!" CM Punk "Get a Dream, hold on to it, and shoot for the sky!" The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes "I am a warrior, let the battle be joined." Dinobot, Beast Wars "Tell my tale to those who ask, tell it truly. My ill deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly...the rest is silence." - Dinobot's last words | |
|
|
|
| 13th Warrior | Nov 11 2009, 05:17 AM Post #16 |
|
King Of The Impossible
|
Basically she was just fat. I just didn't want to spell it out really, just felt if I ended without the epilogue it'd be a bit too saccharine. |
|
www.reynardcity.co.uk Three foxy heroes come to Earth- A caramel sensitive psychic, a neurotic ex-beauty queen and the son of a notorious gangster. Can they defeat a tyrannical tycoon, the evil robot Mega Fox and his army, and Caramel Girl and her vicious gang of Bakery Boys? "I want to see how weird it gets" Aintitcool.com Want to know more about the comic/cartoon? Email will2000uk@yahoo.com | |
|
|
|
| 1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous) | |
| « Previous Topic · Literature · Next Topic » |
9:30 PM Nov 24
