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No more money
Topic Started: Nov 4 2009, 04:34 AM (273 Views)
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I just got fired and I couldn't be happier





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Coz people shit me
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Harra harra harr!
5 hour queues to get your $400 a fortnight. AWESOME!
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Free money for Aboriginals! Fuck yeah!
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Try the lottery!
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Propane
Nov 4 2009, 04:43 AM
5 hour queues to get your $400 a fortnight. AWESOME!
USD? 400? a fortnight? o_0

*drops on the floor*
Monday begins on Saturday. Or Sunday. At least two times a year.
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Mishka Deriban
Nov 4 2009, 11:58 PM
Propane
Nov 4 2009, 04:43 AM
5 hour queues to get your $400 a fortnight. AWESOME!
USD? 400? a fortnight? o_0

*drops on the floor*
$400 bucks every 2 weeks? that's about 10400 UDS a year! Please tell me that's not the only income.
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Nov 5 2009, 12:04 AM
Mishka Deriban
Nov 4 2009, 11:58 PM
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Nov 4 2009, 04:43 AM
5 hour queues to get your $400 a fortnight. AWESOME!
USD? 400? a fortnight? o_0

*drops on the floor*
$400 bucks every 2 weeks? that's about 10400 UDS a year! Please tell me that's not the only income.
It sure is the only income, and I get to spend all of it on smokes, beer and pretending to find employment!

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Nov 4 2009, 11:58 PM
Propane
Nov 4 2009, 04:43 AM
5 hour queues to get your $400 a fortnight. AWESOME!
USD? 400? a fortnight? o_0

*drops on the floor*
AUS.

362.679$ USD.
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Nov 5 2009, 01:42 AM
Mishka Deriban
Nov 4 2009, 11:58 PM
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Nov 4 2009, 04:43 AM
5 hour queues to get your $400 a fortnight. AWESOME!
USD? 400? a fortnight? o_0

*drops on the floor*
AUS.

362.679$ USD.
Ja, ich war aus. Total aus.

*stands up*

USD 362.679? *stands still*

every fortnight? *falls again*
Monday begins on Saturday. Or Sunday. At least two times a year.
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Mishka Deriban
Nov 5 2009, 12:40 PM
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Nov 5 2009, 01:42 AM
Mishka Deriban
Nov 4 2009, 11:58 PM
Propane
Nov 4 2009, 04:43 AM
5 hour queues to get your $400 a fortnight. AWESOME!
USD? 400? a fortnight? o_0

*drops on the floor*
AUS.

362.679$ USD.
Ja, ich war aus. Total aus.

*stands up*

USD 362.679? *stands still*

every fortnight? *falls again*
every 2 weeks.
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Harra harra harr!
I'm just glad there are Americans who know what a fortnight even is.

And the Centrelink payments are very low because they are essentially government hand-outs for people who don't have jobs. If you have actual shit you need to pay like rent and medical, it becomes more flexible. It's low, but hey, it's better than nothing.
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Propane
Nov 5 2009, 10:18 PM
I'm just glad there are Americans who know what a fortnight even is.
I also know what a score is.
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I am on social security disability, so I get $694 / month because I can't work.

so you Aussies and your centrelink is better than my stuff... though after you factor in the other benefits I get, I probably get more than you...

I get ~$100 for food, and ~$600 for rent / bills, and free medical/dental/vision (which pays for all my hormone meds and doctors' bills), so all in all, I make nearly $1400 / month when all is taken into consideration...
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Nov 6 2009, 09:37 AM
I am on social security disability, so I get $694 / month because I can't work.

so you Aussies and your centrelink is better than my stuff... though after you factor in the other benefits I get, I probably get more than you...

I get ~$100 for food, and ~$600 for rent / bills, and free medical/dental/vision (which pays for all my hormone meds and doctors' bills), so all in all, I make nearly $1400 / month when all is taken into consideration...
We get additional for disabilities too. I can't tell you how much, though.
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Why can't you work, Aerdrie?

Also, lol are you guys arguing about USA vs Australia
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Nov 6 2009, 10:48 AM
Also, lol are you guys arguing about USA vs Australia
Comparing.
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So without any sort of socialistic compensation from the government...
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WHY CAN'T YOU COMMIE FREE LOADERS JUST SELL YOUR SOUL TO BECOME FINANCIALLY SUCCESSFUL LIKE BILL GATES? IT IS EASY. STOP TAKING THE MONEY I PAY IN TAXES FOR THE THINGS I NEED, LIKE MY MANSION, MY ROLLS-ROYCE, AND MY YACHT.

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*stands up again*

Your time to drop on the floor. In post-Soviet Russia: min RUB 850 - max RUB 4 900. With the current exchange rate it will roughly result in USD 30 - USD 169. Per month! No need to say everyone looks for job intensively.
Monday begins on Saturday. Or Sunday. At least two times a year.
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Nov 5 2009, 10:20 PM
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Nov 5 2009, 10:18 PM
I'm just glad there are Americans who know what a fortnight even is.
I also know what a score is.
I was surprised by how many people in my english class didn't know what a score is. Abe Lincoln's speech made so much more sense to them after The teacher asked in class. Me and my English partner were the only ones who knew.
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Nov 6 2009, 03:17 PM
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Nov 5 2009, 10:18 PM
I'm just glad there are Americans who know what a fortnight even is.
I also know what a score is.
I was surprised by how many people in my english class didn't know what a score is. Abe Lincoln's speech made so much more sense to them after The teacher asked in class. Me and my English partner were the only ones who knew.
Lol, I imagine.

"Wait, what does Lincoln banging 4 chicks seven years ago have to do with slavery?"
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Nov 5 2009, 12:04 AM
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Nov 4 2009, 11:58 PM
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Nov 4 2009, 04:43 AM
5 hour queues to get your $400 a fortnight. AWESOME!
USD? 400? a fortnight? o_0

*drops on the floor*
$400 bucks every 2 weeks? that's about 10400 UDS a year! Please tell me that's not the only income.
WHERE DO I SIGN UP!

That's more than my paycheck that I have to actually work for after the tax man is through with taking his cut anyway.

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karatelincoln
Nov 6 2009, 10:48 AM
Why can't you work, Aerdrie?

Also, lol are you guys arguing about USA vs Australia
not exactly 100% sure, but I know I suffer from a number of psychiatric illnesses, and if I believe any of the numerous psychs I've visited all my life these are including and not limited to: OCD, ADD, ADHD, Asperger's Syndrome, PDD-NOS, Chronic Depression, Manic Depression...

Not sure how many of those (if any) actually fit... I take some amount of pride in having a condition that no one has been able to actually nail down...

However, I got on disability when it became apparent that I had issues... Here's the cycle I had:

Get a job, part time or full time, doesn't matter
Hold job for a month or two (upwards to 3-4 months if the job is particularly good)
Start becoming dissatisfied with the job and my sanity starts taking the toll, I end up with suicidal thoughts and massive self-worth issues
Issues start interfering with job performance, thus performance tanks
Get fired for poor job performance
Become suicidal, make some attempt or refuse to get out of bed for 2-3 days straight (no eating/drinking)
Wind up in mental hospital for 2 weeks

over a 2-4 year period I obtained over 40 jobs, and that pattern repeated itself each and every time with each and every job.
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Nov 7 2009, 05:31 AM
OCD, ADD, ADHD, Asperger's Syndrome, PDD-NOS, Chronic Depression, Manic Depression...
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