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Good news, everyone!
Topic Started: Oct 29 2009, 10:34 PM (645 Views)
Wolf
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I just found out not long ago that I'm gonna have a little Hell-Spawn of my own! Yes, my wife is pregnant! Mwahahaha!!

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Congratulations! Name, if it is a he, Joseph Clyde, or if it is a she, Morrigan Tala.

There are no exceptions.
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Froot-Loup
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Posted Image This is very good news indeed!

But no really, congrats on that Wolf! =p Since somebody will probably ask, got any ideas for names?

Unless that whole test thing means you're joking. :unsure:
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<Pakona>so what's going on today?
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<Pakona>not much either.
<Pakona>it's like we're twins or some shit.
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haha, no, I was serious. We aren't sure, if it's a boy. But if it's a girl, we are thinking Morrigan Tala *insert last name here*.
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Oct 29 2009, 10:42 PM
haha, no, I was serious. We aren't sure, if it's a boy. But if it's a girl, we are thinking Morrigan Tala *insert last name here*.
And I thought my last name was long, yours has spaces! D8

Morrigan, nice. =)
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<Pakona>so what's going on today?
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Congratulations...

... for stepping through the second door of hell.
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Hope you have a baby that likes to sleep Wolf. Pray for it.
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Names!

Boy:Danny-Boy, Archibald, Huxtable
Girl: Mystery, Grace, Debbie
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Hmm...bout 50/50.
Aren't you two moving a little too damn fast?!
You guys just got married and you're 19 or 20 Wolf (I forget).
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Well, hell. The end of the world is coming up! Huzzah! Gods be praised!

Seriously, though, congratulations, man. When's baby's first goat sacrifice?

EDIT: He's nineteen, chaosauce.
Edited by MetroidBob, Oct 30 2009, 04:35 PM.
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If you can do me a favor, its not a big one. Give him/her the choice of religion, or at least bring him/her up religion neutral until he/she can make his/her own choice. Its not that I don't approve of your religion, its that I want to see your child grow with an open mind towards everything. I don't know why, but I get an unease in my stomach when I see people of a certain faith teach their child in an unruly, biased manner. I don't see you doing this, its just something that I suggest to anyone who has recently had a child, or is currently pregnant.
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Hmm...bout 50/50.
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Oct 30 2009, 04:34 PM
Well, hell. The end of the world is coming up! Huzzah! Gods be praised!

Seriously, though, congratulations, man. When's baby's first goat sacrifice?

EDIT: He's nineteen, chaosauce.
My point exactly, He hasn't even gotten to the legal age to drink alcohol and he's already popping them out!
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'Ello, chum.
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Oct 30 2009, 04:45 PM
MetroidBob
Oct 30 2009, 04:34 PM
Well, hell. The end of the world is coming up! Huzzah! Gods be praised!

Seriously, though, congratulations, man. When's baby's first goat sacrifice?

EDIT: He's nineteen, chaosauce.
My point exactly, He hasn't even gotten to the legal age to drink alcohol and he's already popping them out!
At least he's responsible. The child won't be a bastard, in at least one definition of the word.

And when has "legal" ever stopped Wolf?
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If it is named Fenrir I am staying way away from it.
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Oct 30 2009, 04:53 PM
If it is named Fenrir I am staying way away from it.
That'd be so badass, Wolf. Do it.
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If it's a girl, name her Aerdrie... afterall, I'll never have the chance to have my own child to name it that...
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Oct 30 2009, 07:36 PM
If it's a girl, name her Aerdrie... afterall, I'll never have the chance to have my own child to name it that...
Don't guilt him into it! DOOOONNNN'TTTTT!
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Hmm...bout 50/50.
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Oct 30 2009, 07:36 PM
If it's a girl, name her Aerdrie... afterall, I'll never have the chance to have my own child to name it that...
Wait, you didn't bother to go freeze some of your sperm for insemination when you would want a child?
Wolf, make sure you pick a name that has its initials spelling out something!
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You are having a baby at 19?? Are you insane?
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Oct 30 2009, 08:29 PM
You are having a baby at 19?? Are you insane?
Insane in the MEMBRANE

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Oct 30 2009, 09:24 PM
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Oct 30 2009, 08:29 PM
You are having a baby at 19?? Are you insane?
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I'm with Pensee on this one somewhat. I'm not going to ruin a whole thread to spew some hate towards it because really Wolf loves someone and thats all that matters. More power to Wolf and hope things do work themselves out.
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Oct 30 2009, 10:17 PM
I'm with Pensee on this one somewhat. I'm not going to ruin a whole thread to spew some hate towards it because really Wolf loves someone and thats all that matters. More power to Wolf and hope things do work themselves out.
And if the mission doesn't go as planned, they can always abort. Like NASA.
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My point exactly, America's population hasn't even gotten to the legal age to drink alcohol and it's already popping them out!

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The ages of legal alcohol-consumption and sex should probably be reversed, for in this way, the population could be reduced, more youngsters dieing of drunken driving, but fewer babies, which would leave more jobs, but less traffic.

Really though, congratulations. Think of it: by the time you are only 40 years old, your first child will be independent of you, so you can go party and all that. Just be sure to maintain your marriage at any cost, otherwise, your offspring will be permanently afflicted in the head. Daedalus says so from personal experience, and speaks in the third person(and is attempting to live vicariously through your child).




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