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| The Story Game; Are you feeling all write? | |
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| Topic Started: Sep 23 2009, 12:27 AM (114 Views) | |
| MetroidBob | Sep 23 2009, 12:27 AM Post #1 |
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All you have to do is add another bit to the story following on from the last post. Do NOT end the story. No pornographic content, kthx. I'll start: Once upon a midnight dreary, a man wielding a chainsaw... |
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| KatoKun | Sep 23 2009, 12:32 AM Post #2 |
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Fell down the stairs, into a world... |
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| MetroidBob | Sep 23 2009, 12:47 AM Post #3 |
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...undreamed of by man or beast, a world of... |
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| KatoKun | Sep 23 2009, 12:54 AM Post #4 |
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dreams and hoaxes. Being happy and carefree one moment, and hopelessly ambiguous the next. A world that grants your wishes... at a price... |
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| MetroidBob | Sep 23 2009, 12:57 AM Post #5 |
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...for each boon you ask of the world, the world takes a bit more of your sanity. The chainsaw-wielding man understood this all in a moment, and asked... |
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| KatoKun | Sep 23 2009, 01:05 AM Post #6 |
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... laughing at his own reflection in the mirror, "How should I kill my next... voluptuous, female specimen...?"... |
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| MetroidBob | Sep 23 2009, 01:17 AM Post #7 |
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..."I wish this chainsaw could really speak..." he mused aloud... |
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| KatoKun | Sep 23 2009, 01:35 AM Post #8 |
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*Thud!* "Who's there?!?" the man demanded, shifting his gaze as swiftly as a newborn fly. Upon inspection, the man couldn't find anything out of the ordinary. "Guess I'm just excited... heheh," he chuckled, walking away from the mirror. Little did the man know that the *thud* came from a young, "voluptuous" girl. "Ow..." the girl muttered, rubbing her sore bottom... |
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| RoboticFresca | Sep 23 2009, 03:20 PM Post #9 |
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The man saw his chance, He took his chainsaw and ran towards the girl, but he stopped he looked at the voluptuous girl, he didn't have a feeling like this before "is this admiration?" Thought the man. "Attraction? Love even?" "I just don't understand this." Being confused, he did the only thing he could think of He took the girl in his arms, but she was heavy, so he set her down, and she lay. The man, being confused and flustered, met eyes with the girl, and she looked back, her cute, round face her blushing cheeks her voluptuous breasts, body, and thighs, The man, being in wonder and aw, having only thought one thing to do. He started to bend down towards her, hand trembling, and then he, he made his decision He took his chain saw and started to cut her head off, ripping into those vocal chords, the the throat, the Adam's apple? he was confused, but it was his first time touching a girl, he wanted to know what 'one looked like' so he gently took off her skirt, and saw a bulge. It was a trap. |
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| MetroidBob | Sep 23 2009, 05:32 PM Post #10 |
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Driven temporarily mad with rage and confusion, the man curses the name of Fresca soda and plunges his chainsaw into... |
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| KatoKun | Sep 23 2009, 06:11 PM Post #11 |
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the ground, hacking and flailing violently, as he tries so desperately to cut into the flesh that he dearly longed for. "Pleeeeeeease!? Won't you let me cut your flesh?" the man cried out, laughing in distress. "I have to know...!" "Know what, you creep!?" the girl shouted, kicking him in the chin while she dodged another of his futile attempts to cut her. "I have to know! I have to know what I'm feeling!" "Well I hope you feel this, freak!" The girl shot her leg out, the tip of her steel-toe boot making direct contact with his nads. |
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| RoboticFresca | Sep 23 2009, 07:05 PM Post #12 |
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Then he snaps from his delusion, remembering that the girl can't talk because he destroyed her vocal chords, and ended her life he then claps his hands and.... |
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| KatoKun | Sep 24 2009, 01:35 AM Post #13 |
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*Crash!* "Gah!" the man awoke upon hearing the thunder's mighty roar. "What, that was only a dream? Dammit!" Frustrated that his mind had deceived him, the man kicked his chainsaw, only to start it up and slice into his skin. "Owowowowow! SH!#!" Eventually, the chainsaw died out, leaving the maniac with a dull blade and a bleeding leg. "Damn... Not only did I not kill that girl, now my chainsaw outta gas!" He sighed, completely oblivious to the blood literally spewing out his injury. "Tch, guess I got to get me a new blade then. Who knows? Maybe I'll finds me a girl to kill. Or maybe even the love of my life... Hah...!" |
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| RoboticFresca | Sep 27 2009, 11:33 AM Post #14 |
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Then he bleeds to death. Only to have his body found by...... |
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| MetroidBob | Sep 28 2009, 03:52 AM Post #15 |
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...Ultra Mecha Radioactive Death Kitten 3000, who... |
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| RoboticFresca | Sep 28 2009, 03:27 PM Post #16 |
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eats him. And then.... |
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| KatoKun | Sep 29 2009, 02:38 AM Post #17 |
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*Cough! Sniff...* S'cuse me, hairball... the cat was hit with a boot to the head... |
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| RoboticFresca | Sep 29 2009, 04:20 PM Post #18 |
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the cat then got it's picture with the dead man taken and....;;. |
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| strawberryp0cky | Sep 30 2009, 01:51 PM Post #19 |
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, when it was developed, saw the dead man did not show up on film. This prompted the cat to... |
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| RoboticFresca | Sep 30 2009, 02:58 PM Post #20 |
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do nothing, since the cat was a stray and never saw the photo, but the man who took the picture.... |
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| KatoKun | Oct 14 2009, 12:54 AM Post #21 |
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was actually Oprah, who... |
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| Ionpulse2 | Oct 14 2009, 11:50 AM Post #22 |
Das Vadanya, Comrade General.
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...suddenly felt like blathering on about it for 8 straight episodes, when the ghost of the chainsaw-wielding man bursts in and... |
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| RoboticFresca | Oct 14 2009, 02:42 PM Post #23 |
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Gets sent to the afterlife because Oprah gave out free Rosaries to all the guests that day, which made MSNBC.... |
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| KatoKun | Oct 17 2009, 12:13 AM Post #24 |
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do a 12 hour non-stop special episode on Oprah's show, when... |
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| RoboticFresca | Oct 17 2009, 10:27 AM Post #25 |
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Bill Bye the Science Guy died, which made science teachers everywhere.... |
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