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| Topic Started: Feb 29 2008, 03:02 AM (293 Views) | |
| freshmint | Feb 29 2008, 03:02 AM Post #1 |
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a bunch of friends and i were doing this on our other forum, so i thought it'd be interesting to bring it here as well... nothing is music related XD ---------------------- 1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? Yes/No 2. How many birthdays does the average man have? 3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? 4. How many outs are there in an inning? 5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Yes/No 6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? 9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? 10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? 11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh? 12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? Scoring: 12 Genius 10-11 Above Normal 7-9 Normal 4-6 Slow 1-3 Idiot 0 Brain dead --------------- enjoy ;3 lets see if we got some smarties around D; if you enter, i'll post up how you did next week |
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| Yo-Tai-Keizuke | Feb 29 2008, 03:33 AM Post #2 |
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1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? Yes 2. How many birthdays does the average man have? 1 3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? All 12! 4. How many outs are there in an inning? None (guessing wildly cause sports and me don't mix haha) 5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? No (Don't think so) 6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 45 (not sure but i'm sticking with my answer haha) 7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 2 (pretty tricky! lol) 8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? 1 hour and 30 minutes (guessing wildly again) lol 9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? 9 (lol) 10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? 1 (omg i know is a tricky one but i am sticking to it cause the other answer would be too obvious and easy lol) 11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh? Meat! (lol) 12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12... i think haha Good stuff JiYoung! lol Some of them i had to read over and over again to find the correct answer. haha |
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| David | Feb 29 2008, 03:15 PM Post #3 |
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1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? Yes, it still comes between the 3rd and the 5th.
:) 2. How many birthdays does the average man have? The day they were born: 1 3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? All of them have 28 or more days. :) 4. How many outs are there in an inning? 6? 5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Ummm...sure? 6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70 7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? well since you took 2 you have 2. 8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? together? 90 minutes 9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? 9 10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? Isn't it Noah not Moses? So none... 11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh? Wow this one stumped me for a minute haha. He Weighs Meat! :) 12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? a dozen stamps (12) unless it's a bakers dozen! :) |
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| japaneseobesession | Feb 29 2008, 04:20 PM Post #4 |
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1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? Yes 2. How many birthdays does the average man have? 1 3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? 12 4. How many outs are there in an inning? 3 5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? no (lol, isn't he dead?) 6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70 7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 2 8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? 1.5 hours 9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? 9 10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? who's Moses again? *gets shot* 11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh? ..food? (what kind of animal does he murder?) 12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12 did I get any right? D: |
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| Angel | Feb 29 2008, 11:30 PM Post #5 |
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c'mon...did we REEEAALLLYY need a test for ji to call me an idiot? :angelolol: |
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| japaneseobesession | Mar 1 2008, 07:44 AM Post #6 |
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betcha Angielo cheated :P |
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| SCORE* | Mar 1 2008, 02:11 PM Post #7 |
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1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? Yes 2. How many birthdays does the average man have? Just one. 3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? 8 Months has 31 days and all 12 have 28 days. 4. How many outs are there in an inning? 6 outs. 5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? The man would be dead. 6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70 7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 2. 8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? 30 minutes for one. 90 minutes for all three. O__O 9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? 9 10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? None, it was Noah who had the ark. 11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh? How would I know? It just gives his height. O__O ---- wait. this question is confusing. Is it asking for how much he weigh in like his body weight or what does he weigh, like meat stuff???? 12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12. |
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| headache | Mar 1 2008, 06:07 PM Post #8 |
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| Angel | Mar 2 2008, 03:15 AM Post #9 |
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nonono nope, most were easy, though that widow one i wasnt sure about at all (there'd be no legality to a case like that if it wasn't brought up in a california court yet, making neither legal nor illegal), and on # 8, depends on if he waited a half-hour to take the first pill or if he took it right away...oh well, we'll see :P |
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| japaneseobesession | Mar 2 2008, 01:41 PM Post #10 |
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| BUDDiE | Mar 2 2008, 08:13 PM Post #11 |
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1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? Yes 2. How many birthdays does the average man have? 1 3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? all 12 4. How many outs are there in an inning? IDK 5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? not possible b/c he's dead 6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70 *used a calculator =) 7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 2 (you took 2 right?) 8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? (3)(60)=180 minutes 9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? 9 10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? Noah's ark? When did Moses take over? o.O 11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh? IDK, height is only given 12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? IDget this question |
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| Yo-Tai-Keizuke | Mar 5 2008, 01:24 AM Post #12 |
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I'm starting to realize which of my answers were wrong... lol |
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"though the ocean is big...but it can wave and do a lot of tricks." -Val- Xbox Live Gamertag credits: Thanks to Jess (Shouling) Caliente like a volcano But beautifully bright as the sun She's my angel sistah Her name is lady Madison Yo-Tai-Keizuke Ukaji A.K.A (Also Known As) Edwin Express Love: (Kuai Ti Ai Qin) Hurry now Don't wait for time to pass you by Find a way to keep the sparks, alive alive Hurry now Don't let that someone pass you by Make the passion esscalate | |
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| Yo-Tai-Keizuke | Apr 2 2008, 03:25 AM Post #13 |
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So, JiYoung, who got the most right or who had the most wrong? |
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"though the ocean is big...but it can wave and do a lot of tricks." -Val- Xbox Live Gamertag credits: Thanks to Jess (Shouling) Caliente like a volcano But beautifully bright as the sun She's my angel sistah Her name is lady Madison Yo-Tai-Keizuke Ukaji A.K.A (Also Known As) Edwin Express Love: (Kuai Ti Ai Qin) Hurry now Don't wait for time to pass you by Find a way to keep the sparks, alive alive Hurry now Don't let that someone pass you by Make the passion esscalate | |
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| Angus Mac | Apr 4 2008, 11:31 PM Post #14 |
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I've seen that quiz a bunch of times so time for fun answers! 1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? Yes, some people even celebrate it. 2. How many birthdays does the average man have? That makes me wonder what a non-average man has? 3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? The ones that make your bill overdue. I thought I had a month to pay? Nope. SUCKS! 4. How many outs are there in an inning? Sorry, I don't know my cricket rules. 5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Hey, they want to redefine marriage, why not? 6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? A bunch of kids who can't do math because it's NEW Math. 7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? Zero, because the kids get really upset and you have to give it back. 8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? Long enough to make you think they are helping, but not long enough so you want to take another one before it's time. 9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? Zero. You think those sheep wanna hang out with the farmer after something like that? Oh yeah, they're sheep. Nevermind. Lest 9 be all but saved. 10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? Hmm, good question. Anyone know if animals were placed on the Ark (of the Convenant, as in the Ten Commandments)? 11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh? The macaroni salad that no one orders. 12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? Not like anyone's going to buy a dozen stamps; they get stuck buying the 40-pack and real estate people send you 10-packs later and soon you're like why did I buy so many of those? |
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| freshmint | Jun 25 2008, 10:00 AM Post #15 |
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rofl... wow, this is probably the latest reply ever the last reply was ... at the start of april. and its already near the end of june D8 sorry guys >: as for the standings for those who answered properly... (though i loled at angus' answers and angelo's sort of disappeared >_>) Yo-Tai-Keizuke - 8 David - 10 japaneseobesession- 8 SCORE* - 10 BUDDiE - 8 Correct Answers Rating: 12 Genius 10-11 Above Normal 7-9 Normal 4-6 Slow 1-3 Idiot 0 Brain dead you guys did pretty well :3 the answers 1. Is there a fourth of July in England? Yes, it comes after the third of July! 2. How many birthdays does the average man have? 1, Just one! 3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? 12, all of them! 4. How many outs are there in an inning? 6, three per side! 5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? No - because he is dead! 6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70, (30 divided by 1/2 equals 60!) 7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 2, you took them, remember? 8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? 60, Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd. 9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? 9, (If 8 out of 17 die, all but 9 die, eh?) 10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? None. It was Noah who took animals on the ark. 11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh? Meat, a butcher weighs meat! 12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12, There are 12 2cent stamps in a dozen! -------------------------------- here's a new quiz for those who are still alive and feel like testing(?) their heads :3 1. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25? 2. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the biggest mountain in the world? 3. How is it possible for two fathers and two sons to pay only $21 for a buffet when the buffet costs $7 per person? 4. In a criminal trial, what is the relationship of the defendant to the trial judge, if the defendant's brother-in-law's only sister's husband is the father of the son of the judge? 5. Which weighs more, a pound of pennies or a pound of dimes? 6. Two U.S. coins add up to 55 cents, but one coin is not a nickel. What are these coins? 7. What is it that the people who make it, don't want it; the people who buy it, don't use it; and the people who use it, don't know it? 8. A man rides into town on Sunday, three days later, he leaves on Sunday, how can this be? 9. What's more powerful than God, the rich don't want it, the poor have much of it, and if you eat it you'll die? 10. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name? |
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| HyesungLover | Jun 26 2008, 10:10 PM Post #16 |
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1. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25? Five times??? 2. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the biggest mountain in the world? Euh, I dunno! Mt. Kilamanjaro!?? 3. How is it possible for two fathers and two sons to pay only $21 for a buffet when the buffet costs $7 per person? Ummm...the second son......uuhhh....I don't know! 4. In a criminal trial, what is the relationship of the defendant to the trial judge, if the defendant's brother-in-law's only sister's husband is the father of the son of the judge? @____@ aiii....my brain hurts from reading that... 5. Which weighs more, a pound of pennies or a pound of dimes? [b=A pound of pennies?[/b] 6. Two U.S. coins add up to 55 cents, but one coin is not a nickel. What are these coins? I've heard this one before....one is a half dollar and the OTHER is a nickel..........right?? 7. What is it that the people who make it, don't want it; the people who buy it, don't use it; and the people who use it, don't know it? Oh fudgeness.... 8. A man rides into town on Sunday, three days later, he leaves on Sunday, how can this be? Sunday is the name of his horse!?? 9. What's more powerful than God, the rich don't want it, the poor have much of it, and if you eat it you'll die? Wtf... 10. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name? Johnny!! I think I at least got one right. :) Edited by HyesungLover, Jun 26 2008, 10:11 PM.
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| Angel | Jun 26 2008, 10:59 PM Post #17 |
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mine disappeared, but its safe to assume i was at genius level :P 1. 5 times 2. mt. everest 3. one is both father and son 4. the relationship is....uncle? 5. they weigh the same 6. a half-dollar, and a nickel 7. sex 8. sunday is his elephant's name 9. whoa...i have no idea 10. johnny ^_____________^ |
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