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| Yo momma jokes!; Laugh and share new ones! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 28 2005, 10:02 PM (101 Views) | |
| Yo-Tai-Keizuke | Nov 28 2005, 10:02 PM Post #1 |
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H.O.T's Wu Jiok
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First off, like always, this is all in good fun and to laugh but if any of the administrators feel it shouldn't be on the fourm, i'll understand. I myself tried my best to take out the most insulting or offensive jokes. Still, when you're telling momma jokes, they're bound to be a little bit insulting. Here they are: Yo momma so poor... Her face is on the front of a food stamp. That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk. When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal my wallet. She watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch. She can't even afford to go to the free clinic. When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong' When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..." She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry. She uses chewing gum as a band aid. Yo Mama so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark. Jurassic Park brought back the memories... She still owes Moses a dollar. When she was at school...there was No history class! When God said 'let there be light', yo mama was the one flicking on the light switch. Your momma so fat... When she dances she makes the band skip. Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side." When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down. When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma. when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up. Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains." ------------- Feel free to add your own! |
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| headache | Nov 29 2005, 10:48 PM Post #2 |
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your mom so dumb...she got locked in grocery store and she starved to death... your mom so hairy...its like having a donkey in a headlock your mom so ugly...doctor slapped her mother's face your mom so fat...when she goes to the beach, whales sing "we are family~" |
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| Angel | Nov 29 2005, 11:37 PM Post #3 |
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C_Beyond ((chunsa oppa))
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yo momma so ugly, they filmed the movie "gorillas in the mist" in her shower yo momma so fat, she fell in love and got stuck yo momma so short, you can see her feet in her drivers license photo yo momma so dumb, she sits on the tv and watches the couch |
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| Michyu Girl | Nov 29 2005, 11:53 PM Post #4 |
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Don't test me.
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Yo momma so fat, she puts on black and street lights come on. Yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out. |
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| MinJun | Nov 30 2005, 02:37 PM Post #5 |
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similar to Joe's one: your mom so fat ... when she goes to the beach, greenpeace activists try to push her back into the ocean |
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| QUEEN A | Nov 30 2005, 06:12 PM Post #6 |
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Close your eyes and run~
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A really old one! Your momma so dumb that she got hit by a parked car HAHAHA :P |
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