humorous.. and very random one-shot

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humorous.. and very random one-shot; BY ME~!~!~!~!~!
Topic Started: Aug 13 2005, 02:17 AM (357 Views)
shouling	Aug 13 2005, 02:17 AM Post #1
Bumble Bee Tuna Posts: 2,330 Group: Member Member #1,959 Joined: December 28, 2003	i entered this untitled fic for a one shot contest. it has Yaoi themes in it... but nothing extreme.. so dont worry. FEATURES: Junta, Tonhyuk, K-pop(the group) and Seo Taiji A half naked, unshaven Kangta answered the constant knocking at the door. As the door swung open the scruffy faced man saw a silhouette of a young man with bright white teeth smiling widely back at them. "I’m moving in!" The silhouette said cheerily. "Moving in at 1 AM?" Kangta asked, shutting the door. The silhouette stuck their foot in and nodded. "Ya, that’s a great idea..." Kangta said, using their arm hidden by the door to reach for the phone, to dial 911. Just then the man forced his way into the home and reached for the light switch. "You don't mind if i live here for a while do you Kangta?" He asked sweetly. "Tony... you have a home. Go there!" Kangta said wearily as he placed the phone back on the charging cradle and closed the door. "I can't. Woohyuk is being a big meanie as usual, so i left him. Now I am going to live here!" Tony said sadly as he plopped his luggage on the floor. "Nice boxer shorts by the way. Are they new? Where did you get them?" Tony asked. "Tony... Come on man... This is the second time this week and the sixth time this month. You can't keep leaving the guy because you have a disagreement. You have to work things out." Kangta said genuinely concerned as he tried to cover his naked chest with a cousion form the arm chair. "You mean... I can't... stay here with you?" Tony said with a pout as his eyes began to fill with tears. "No, no. Calm down man. You can stay here for the night, but please go home tomorrow and talk to him." Kangta pleaded as he made his way to the stairs to go back to bed. "Pillows and blankets are in the closet over there." He yawned and pointed to the closet before disappearing in the darkness of the upstairs hall. He crawled back into his warm bed and sighed with comfort. "Thank you Kangta!!!" Tony yelled up the stairs before heading to the sofa to get his make-shift bed ready. "Who is that?" Heejun groaned, still mostly asleep. "Just Tony again. Don't worry about it baby." Ta whispered before kissing Heejun softly on the forehead and then cuddling into his lovers chest. "BREAKFAST IS READY COME AND GET IT!!!!!!!" Tony yelled at the top of his lungs up the stairwell. The shock caused Heejun to fall right off the bed and hit the floor. "What that FK?" Heejun moaned while he rubbed the back of his head that smacked the bedside table as he fell. "Tony... uuurrrggg." Kangta mumbled as he peeled himself from the sheets. "I guess he made breakfast." He said as he scratched his bed head. He looked over at the clock on the dresser and realized it was only 5:30AM. "I'm gonna Fking kill him." "FOOD?" Heejun said, jumping up from the floor. Before Kangta could even answer, Heejun was already running down the stairs. 'Where does he get that energy at this time in the morning?' Kangta asked himself as he began to dress. Ta sauntered into the kitchen to see Tony smiling brightly as he placed 2 more sausages on Heejun's plate. "Breathe between bites will you? You are gonna pass out one of these days." Kangta warned as he patted Heejun on the head. Junnie just looked up and him and smiled with his half masticated sausage sticking out of his mouth. Kangta sat down at the table and let out a sigh as Tony placed two eggs and three sausages on a plate for him. "Here you go Hyung. Eat up." Tony chirped. Just then Woohyuk came bursting though the door, breaking the locks off completely. "Tony... I know you are here. come on. Lets go home." Hyuk yelled into the home of his friends. "Thank God!" Ta whispered under his breath. "NO! I told you last night that we are though." Tony huffed. "No you didn't. You said you were leaving me... then before you went out the door you said 'See you tomorrow.' and left." Woohyuk said rather confused. moment of silence "Oh! I guess I did say that didn't I?" Tony said unwillingly. "Well... I don't wanna come home. You are cruel and abusive to me." He huffed, folding his arms. Woohyuk looked at him displeased. "Do mean people have a bath ready for you? Do mean people do the laundry so you have clean clothes? Do mean people lay you down on the bed and then take his hands and..." "O.K. THAT'S ENOUGH NOW!" Ta said as he started pushing Tony towards the front door that had now fallen off its broken hinges. "Thanks for dropping by guys." He added sarcastically. "I can fix the door for you?" Woohyuk offered, now feeling bad for breaking it. "No no... don't worry about it." Ta assured him. "Heejun can fix it." "Huh?" called Junnie from the kitchen table. His speaking caused some egg to slip from his mouth into his tummy. He attempted to fold himself to lick it off, but to no avail. He decided to just leave it there. Kangta came back into the kitchen to see his lover grab the sausage off his plate. "Hey! Thats mine!" Ta whined as he grabbed the sausage from Junnie's grasp. Heejun sat and pouted at him. "How many have you had now?" Ta asked his chubby love. Junnie held up his greasy hands to reveal 8 fingers. "Oh my God man! I can almost see your heart exploding." Kangta scoffed in disgust. Heejun simply smiled and chewed his toast. Woohyuk pulled Tony across their friends front lawn. "You really gotta stop running off in the night like this baby." Hyuk said sternly. "Just wait till I get you home." He warned. Tony winced as they approached the neighboring house. They stopped infront of the house and Tony ripped his arm from the older mans strong grip. "How did you find me?" Tony asked. "Generally when people run away, they go to a different city at least. You just go next door. You always do... and every time you ask me how I found you. You're cute, but damn... how did you make to your age with brains like that?" Hyuk asked. "WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME?" Tony yelled as he began to run into the street. Kangta and Heejun came out to the front lawn to see what the fuss was about. "Kangta! Save me!" Tony gasped as he did a u-turn and clung to the younger man. Hyuk sighed and made his way across the lawn for the third time that morning. "Come on Baby. Your causing a scene." Woohyuk pleaded as he tugged at Tony's shirt. The four men stood on the lawn as other people in the neighborhood watched out their windows. Off in the distance they could hear squealing tires as a short bus quickly came round the corner of the street at a remarkable speed. Moving faster and faster the bus lost control and swerved along the road, heading straight for the men on the lawn. The driver of the bus struggled to hit the breaks, but it was just a little too late. The bus rammed into the men killing all 4 of them instantly. When the bus came to a stop, five men came piling out. "F*K sakes Jumin. Learn how to drive!" Youngone yelled. Jumin just shrugged. "This is the place right?" Donghwa asked shyly. "Yup. We were told of a domestic disturbance at this address." Ubin chirped. "Well... it seems rather quiet now." Woohyun added. "You think I ran over the suspects?" Jumin asked. The other members nodded. "Well then. I guess we are done here." Youngone decided. "Ultimate crime fighting squad 'K-Pop' saves the day again!" Woohyun cheered and the five men climbed back into their bus and drove off. In the back of the bus, Donghwa heald his hand like a microphone and held it to his face. "Hello and welcome to the show! Today we have some of Korea's top crime fighters with us to talk about some of the heroic things they have done. How about you sir? What have you done to make this world a better place?" He then moved his hand over to Ubin who was fixing his hair. "Well... This guy was walking down the street in all black clothing. I mean.. this guy didn't have a clue as to what fashion sense even was, so i beat him until he was unconscious, changed his clothes to something more colorful, then dumped him onto an alleyway." Ubin said with the energetic pep of a young puppy. "O.K... how did that help him?" Donghwa asked into his hand. "He looked better. DUH!" "Ooooo.k. On to our next hero. You sir? What have you done to make the world better?" Donghwa then moved his hand over to Woohyun. "Well, I saved a young family from being eaten by a giant alligator. If it weren't for my quick actions, those poor family of bunnies would have died." Woohyun gasped. Donghwa just blinked at him, staring at him. "What?" Woohyun asked. "Are you starting to cry?" Donghwa accused, smiling slightly. "NO!" He began to wipe at his eyes with the sleave of his shirt. moment of silence* "The bunnies could have died. OH GOD!" Woohyun then started crying all over himself. "The bunnies!" "MOVING ON.." Donghwa started. "How about you? Anything cool? As in... not lame." Donghwa asked, shoving his hand into Young one's face. "I don't wanna play." "Oh come on. its fun!" Ubin squealed. "Fine... This one time, I was listening to the police scanner and head about a robbery at the corner store down the street from my house, so I jumped off the bed and ran down the street. I then beat the Sht out of those fuckers that were robbing the place." Youngone said very seriously. "Wow!" Donghwa said in awe. "Then I took the money from them and went home." Youngone preceeded while maintaining his serious tone. "Later that night... Woohyun came over and I shoved bills into his boxers as he danced for me!" moment of silence* "Thats disgusting." Donghwa cringed. "He danced in his boxers? At least Ubin takes the time and effort to put a thong on for me." Ubin giggled and cuddled into his lover as Woohyun and Youngone quickly moved to the front of the bus in fear. "What no one's gonna interview me?" Jumin whined from the wheel. "Shut the FK up and drive straight boy!" Youngone yelled. Soon the police scanner began to buzz. "A fight has broken out at the old abandoned warehouse. Calling all cruisers in the district to respond." "STEP ON IT JUMIN!" Donghwa yelled. "I have been dying for some real action." "Baby, you got some action this morning." Ubin whined. "Not THAT kind of action." "Oh. Oops." Ubin broke into giggles again. The bus came to a screeching halt and nearly tipped over on its side. The 5 men came rushing out to greet the swarm of fighters. "You are getting much better at stopping Jumin." Woohyun said as he patted his friend on the back. "Thank you!" Jumin smiled. Just as the ultimate crime fighting squad was preparing to break up the fight, a man swooped down from the sky on a giant paper airplane crashing into the fighting crowd. The man rolled off his airplane and jumped to his feet. In the blink of an eye all the street fighters were tied up with very skillful knots. K-pop stared in awe at the man's back as he clasped his hands together and pivoted on his heels to face them. "Too late losers." The man said as he adjusted his glasses on his nose then jumped onto his giant paper airplane and flew off into the horizon. "Damn that Taiji and his Fking plane." Youngone groaned as the five stood there blankly. The police arrived to see the fight was broken up. K-pop tried to take the credit, but the police just ignored them. "This looks like the work of Super Taiji." One officer said to another. "F*K him!" Jumin bitched as his kicked at the dirt. moment of silence* "Where the h*ll did he get that plane?" THE END~! tell me what you think~!
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aish_jangshi	Oct 1 2005, 02:04 PM Post #2
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shouling	Oct 3 2005, 04:28 PM Post #3
Bumble Bee Tuna Posts: 2,330 Group: Member Member #1,959 Joined: December 28, 2003	YaaaaaY~! someone read my fic~! THANK YOU~! i am glad you liked it~!
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