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O_O; OMG...so funny.....
Topic Started: Dec 6 2003, 03:59 PM (97 Views)
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*The Poopie List*

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!


lolz....visit this too: Which Backstreet Boys is gay?


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OMFG haha that Which Backstreet boy thing is so FUNNY!! hahahahaha I heard it a few months ago ohh man hahahahahaha
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What about the messed pants poopie? When someone grosses you out first thing in the morning,...
and you gag so hard and almost vomit and s___your pants.

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why did i hafta read this while eating breakfast? @@

yuck!

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hehe all those Poops Angelo are you sick?
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OMFG ROFLMFAO!!!!!!
ahaha dis cracks meh up thanx mall dis made my day lolz
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I'm not a very humorous person so I didn't get it. And the BSB thing wouldn't show. And I'm having a bad week so, I'm sorry if I didn't get this.
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why did i hafta read this while eating breakfast? @@

yuck!

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That's EXACTLY what happened to me
I read that while eating breakfast.
I almost lost it. for real. it was so gross it was funny.


WOoie,... be gald you didn't get it...especially if it is the morning
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Whaou I love the song of Backstreet boys!!
The guy have a so beautiful voice and the text is so funny puahaha I love it :love:
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I had seen already the poopie list, so reading it all again wasn't much. lol Although, the BSB thing i hadn't seen. LOL

At first i was like, no way! Somebody dissing ma boys from BSB! But, as i heard the song and everything, it was just to damn funny! Loved it. LOL

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