Reasons Why Men Are Happier

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Reasons Why Men Are Happier
Topic Started: Jul 29 2008, 08:00 PM (1,079 Views)
*Felucia	Jul 29 2008, 08:00 PM Post #1
Posts: 1,105 Group: Privileged Member #5,735 Joined: March 25, 2006	Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress: $5000. Tux rental: $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. You have one mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier!!!



*Maveus	Jul 29 2008, 08:09 PM Post #2
Posts: 1,510 Group: Privileged Member #8,327 Joined: February 15, 2007	Hmmm... not gonna complain
	- Former GN Administrator - "Sun City" tag made by White Paws


*Arkcose	Jul 29 2008, 11:20 PM Post #3
Nissan Skyline lover Posts: 406 Group: Privileged Member #9,067 Joined: May 22, 2007	Well Well i do like being a guy, i find that girls have way too many problems lol



*Lestat de Lioncourt	Jul 29 2008, 11:23 PM Post #4
Knows the question who's answer is 42 Posts: 275 Group: Privileged Member #9,923 Joined: July 16, 2008	Arkcose Jul 30 2008, 12:20 AM Well Well i do like being a guy, i find that girls have way too many problems lol This is true, this is VERY true :tongue:
	"What's a matter Byakuya? Am I going too slow for you? Because I can always go a little faster" ~ Ichigo Kurosaki "Arrogance destroys the foot holds of victory" ~ Byakuya Kuchiki


*Arkcose	Jul 29 2008, 11:34 PM Post #5
Nissan Skyline lover Posts: 406 Group: Privileged Member #9,067 Joined: May 22, 2007	alot of my friends who are girls always tell me that girls never get along with each other because they normally backstab each other sooner or later but thats just what i have been told



*Felucia	Jul 30 2008, 09:21 AM Post #6
Posts: 1,105 Group: Privileged Member #5,735 Joined: March 25, 2006	That can be true. My friends are constantly stabbing each other in the back. For extremely stupid reasons too.



Maxen Government	Jul 30 2008, 09:51 AM Post #7
Posts: 38 Group: Member Member #9,975 Joined: July 28, 2008	lol Personally, I like the thing about looking at the chest. XD I'm a lucky man.



Jonathan	Aug 4 2008, 09:28 AM Post #8
Posts: 1,814 Group: Moderator Member #60 Joined: November 12, 2004	Wrinkles add character!!! HAHAHA!
	Respect List: Sparks, Flux, Toothpick, saint-never


*Kayla	Aug 4 2008, 10:03 AM Post #9
Deeply in Love Posts: 5,588 Group: Privileged Member #1,765 Joined: July 4, 2005	Lestat de Lioncourt Jul 29 2008, 11:23 PM Arkcose Jul 30 2008, 12:20 AM Well Well i do like being a guy, i find that girls have way too many problems lol This is true, this is VERY true :tongue: Hey now!
	Go ahead. Try me.


darkfire313	Aug 17 2008, 11:39 AM Post #10
Posts: 20 Group: Member Member #6,654 Joined: May 19, 2006	ah yes this is all very true...unless your homosexual...then that changes everything..



Oddball	Aug 30 2008, 09:59 PM Post #11
Posts: 11 Group: Member Member #10,189 Joined: August 30, 2008	Good points xD. I'm proud to be a guy now.



merQree	Sep 19 2008, 05:09 PM Post #12
Posts: 39 Group: Design Team Member #10,249 Joined: September 19, 2008	no comment...hehe..



Sk8b04rd3r_77	Nov 25 2008, 11:34 AM Post #13
GIMP User Posts: 301 Group: Design Team Member #8,273 Joined: October 5, 2006	you forgot one... You don't have to wake up early to get ready for an event.



TehSabbingSlayer	Nov 26 2008, 10:49 PM Post #14
Posts: 4 Group: Members Member #10,344 Joined: November 26, 2008	They don't have to deal with periods either... They just have to deal with the people dealing with the periods :P People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them... What if the guy has 6-pac and slightly tanned (but not over tanned)? I would prob end up taking a quick glance or two :P



Sk8b04rd3r_77	Nov 26 2008, 11:14 PM Post #15
GIMP User Posts: 301 Group: Design Team Member #8,273 Joined: October 5, 2006	TehSabbingSlayer Nov 26 2008, 10:49 PM People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them... What if the guy has 6-pac and slightly tanned (but not over tanned)? I would prob end up taking a quick glance or two :P haha, well if you got a shirt on then theres no problem. but then again, if you're van diesel.....



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