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Shockey's Maxim Interview; Don't know who's read it
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Topic Started: Aug 28 2003, 06:22 PM (273 Views)
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abney_80
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Aug 28 2003, 06:22 PM
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Okay this is my first time reading this article, since of course, my Maxim edition with this article was stolen from my mailbox. Anyway, here it is for those who haven't seen. And if this was posted before, please forgive me.
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Talkin' Trash: Jeremy Shockey
We sat the beautiful—and brave—Diane Hill down with New York Giants tight end Jeremy Shockey, and the following…just…kinda…happened.
Maxim Online
(Note: the views expressed by Mr. Shockey are not necessarily those of Maxim magazine, Dennis Publishing, or 94 percent of convicted sexual predators currently serving time in America’s prisons.)
Who’s the biggest p--sy in the NFL? Every defensive back. They’re all so small. When I catch the ball and I see this little defensive back, you know I’m gonna beat him up.
Who do you think is the dirtiest player in the game? Chad Brown from Seattle. He’s dirty, but he’s a great player and he’s fun to play against. He’ll punch you, shove a knee in your back—I wish they’d let us do more things like that. There are a lot of dirty players out there, including myself. If I get a cheap shot on somebody, I’m gonna take it.
What about cut blocking? Is Denver really as bad everyone says? Denver is notorious. That’s just how their coaches teach them. But that’s football—you gotta do whatever you have to do to win. If I’m out there and a big lineman’s running at me, I’m gonna cut his a-- just like they do to me.
We hear some coaches encourage players to fight during practice. Is that true? I get in fights all the time. I fought (linebacker) Brandon Short on our team last year. Our coach kinda likes it; it gets the practice going. In college, I was pretty good about that. If you want to get practice over with, fight somebody.
Do you sleep with a different girl every night? No, I don’t sleep… But I could definitely sleep with a different girl every night. But I don’t go up and say, “Hey, I’m Jeremy Shockey.” Half the time I tell them I’m in the petroleum distribution agency—I pump gas. So I get ’em off not with my name, but just by talking to ’em.
Right… But do you think you would get laid just as much if you weren’t playing in the NFL? No. Probably not
How many girls have you had sex with? You know, I lost count. I don’t know, about 100.
Are they waiting for you outside the games? I think they’re waiting outside this restaurant for me right now.
What’s the craziest thing they ever did? I get letters in the mail from mothers that send me pictures of their daughters. They’re like, “Hey, her name’s Alicia, she’s this old, I’d like you to meet her.” It’s funny because my locker is right next to Jason Sehorn, and we compare letters. He gets some from old ladies, like a 35-year-old woman telling him she loves him.
What’s your biggest sexual fantasy? A threesome with a mother and her two twins—that’d be the best!
If you could have sex with anybody right now, who would it be? Right now? You. You’re a beautiful woman, and I’d like sex with you right now.
Really? I heard you asked Britney Spears out? That was a lie. I was actually with another girl at a party and I was introduced to her. And the media saw it and said I got dissed. But if I did hit on her, she’d turn me down, so they’re probably right about that.
What about Tara Reid? She’s a friend. You know, I've got a lot of lady friends like her, and…uhh…she came over.
Did you have sex with her? Nope.
Come on… No.
Yes you did. No, I didn’t.
But you did go out with her. All right. I did go to a Chili Peppers concert with her and she came over and we drank some wine.
No sex? No, I had work the next day. I don’t have sex when I have work the next day…unless it’s a special occasion.
So you’re one of those guys that if you have a game on Sunday, you’ll stay in the whole weekend? I’m not gonna go out and get drunk before the game. After the game’s a different story. After the game I’ll probably stay up for two days straight.
Do you pick up chicks on the road? Oh yeah, definitely. A lot of guys have like a girl in Dallas. They’ve got a girl in Arizona. A girl in Washington. I don’t have any girls anywhere, so if you’re hot and reading this and you want to get with me on the road, just send your letters to Maxim or to me at Giants Stadium…with a picture.
So, you’re taking resumes? Oh yeah. I’m always looking for a point guard. I’m always looking for someone to fill in my starting five.
One of our editors bumped into you in Vegas at about 8:00 a.m. with $250,000 in cash in your hands. Yeah, I was with George Maloof, who owns the Palms Hotel and who’s brothers own the Sacramento Kings. He had 250 grand. I had $42,000. We were gambling all night. I was betting about $5,000 a hand and George was betting about $10,000. He’s definitely on a different level than me and he’s a good gambler, so he can do that.
What other famous people do you hang out with? David Wells is one of my good buddies.
He drinks before games. Yeah…you know, I’m gonna have to try that.
Have you had sex with anyone famous? I’ve had sex with a couple people that are famous. But I can’t I kiss and tell. I’m a true gentleman, so if you’re out there and listening, you can have sex with me and I obviously won’t tell anybody but my buddies.
What about Katana Baker, the girl from the Miller Lite commercial? I wish! Katana, if you’re reading this give me a call and we can make it happen.
Who gets the most New York City tail, you or Derek Jeter? He has a girlfriend, so I’m gonna have to say me.
Well, when he doesn’t have a girlfriend? He’s actually established himself a little bit better than me, so I’m probably gonna have to say him. I’ve got a couple more years ’til I reach my peak. But I think seriously you’d be the number one person I’d have sex with over anybody else.
Yeah…today. That’s pretty impressive that, of everybody in New York right now, you’d have sex with me. You’re the closest one, let’s just go over here in the corner and I’ll be in and out pretty quick.
You’d wear a condom, right? Have you ever had sex without a condom? Never.
Ever in your life? Nope.
Not even once when you were young in high school? No.
Never a quickie when you’re drunk? No.
So you don’t know what it feels like to have sex without a condom? Oral sex, if it’s gonna be a quickie.
OK, enough about sex. Tell me one thing that nobody knows about you. I’m a booby man, I love boobies. Love em.
That’s why you want to have sex with me. I’m getting ready to just reach over there and grab ’em, but I’ve got to restrain my hand.
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abney_80
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Aug 28 2003, 06:40 PM
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It’s funny because my locker is right next to Jason Sehorn, and we compare letters. He gets some from old ladies, like a 35-year-old woman telling him she loves him.
ROFL ... it's probably Divha from the nazi board! :rolleyes:
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Aug 28 2003, 07:23 PM
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100 women? what a piece of shit.
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Aug 28 2003, 07:40 PM
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classy
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Gdogg143
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Aug 29 2003, 06:59 AM
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Yeah....It makes me like Tiki that much more.
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Aug 29 2003, 01:16 PM
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Is this real?? If so, I think he has to grow up a bit, which Im sure he will.
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TheBigBlueDemon
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Aug 29 2003, 03:51 PM
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believe it or not it is. Strahan and several others were pissed about this line:
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A lot of guys have like a girl in Dallas. They’ve got a girl in Arizona. A girl in Washington. I don’t have any girls anywhere, so if you’re hot and reading this and you want to get with me on the road, just send your letters to Maxim or to me at Giants Stadium…with a picture.
There was an article about it a few weeks back. Great player, but an idiot.
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Aug 29 2003, 04:44 PM
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Wow, Im trying my best to think he's not an idiot, but it aint working.
Hopefully its just a maturity thing. A few more years in the league and a little straightining out by Mr Strahan and he should be fine.....HOPEFULLY!
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abney_80
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Aug 29 2003, 08:23 PM
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Let's hope so BB1. I can honestly say I was a little disappointed in my boy after reading that interview. But on a lighter note ... welcome to the board! :clap:
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Aug 29 2003, 08:37 PM
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Mr. Shockey, open mouth...insert foot. Of course this took place before the "homo" comment was made, so Fassel didn't have his guarded eye on Jeremy.
I love his intensity on the field and he's a great player. If he didn't open his mouth so much off the field, he'd be the poster boy for the NFL. I like guys like Barry Sanders who are intense, but they have the humble attitude and act as if they've been there before.
Tiki, McNabb--those are two players who are well spoken yet very intense on the field.
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