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Living Will
Topic Started: Feb 8 2006, 09:26 PM (87 Views)
shortstop
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Spooky's Wife
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I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not
wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of idiotic politicians who couldn't pass
ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it. If a reasonable amount of
time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for at least one of thefollowing

(please initial all that apply)

_________ a martini,

_________ a margarita,

_________ a beer,

_________ a steak,

_________ the remote control,

_________ a bowl of ice cream,

_________ a Kahlua on the rocks,

_________ sex,

it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a
determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a
special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these
boneheads mind their own damn business, and instead pay attention to the future
of the millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.

Signature:___________________________

Date: ___________________________

Witness: __________________________


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wicca912
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Jabber Jaws
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I, _____________Wicca_____________, being of sound mind and body, do not
wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of idiotic politicians who couldn't pass
ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it. If a reasonable amount of
time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for at least one of thefollowing

(please initial all that apply)

_________ a martini,

_________ a margarita,

_________ a beer,

_________ a steak,

_________ the remote control,

_____x____a bowl of ice cream,

_________ a Kahlua on the rocks,

_____x____ sex,

it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a
determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a
special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these
boneheads mind their own damn business, and instead pay attention to the future
of the millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.

Signature:_wicca__________________________

Date: ____2-9-06_______________________

Witness: __lucky the cat________________________
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